The Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:05 pm Post subject: The Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Well, here it is. The Blackstar World Art Gallery. Please come in, mill around. I"m sure someone will show up sooner than later with some art!

IF you have a piece you wish to display, but need a host, please email the image to me, and I"ll upload it to the server and send you back the link.

Spook · Yellow Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 48

Can you post any kind of art?

Shaon · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject:

I'm assuming yes. X3

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Anything in good taste. The Dojo does have younger members, so please don't post anything that will break our PG-13 rating, please.

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

Yes

No Raven-Seph jokes please people <.<

HinthintNetandForthint

3kul · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 11:58 pm Post subject:

Oh, come on! Now what am I supposed to do with all these photos of my obscene billboard graffiti art about you two? *kicks a billboard that says "Sef + Rav makin' baybeez 4 eva", which of course promptly falls over and crushes Cornelius* And just what exactly does "H in th' int Net and forth int" mean anyways? Is making up random babble considered to be art these days? :p

But anyways, sine the art gallery's practically next door to the Corrupted Cave, who's up for pulling an art heis- I mean, guided tour? *puts headphones on and listens to the audio tour guide* Myess, myess, that shall fetch a pretty penny on the black market.

addman · Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:20 am Post subject:

*Addman drags a sculpture out of the cave and places it on a pedestal in the art gallery*

Addman: Behold! My sculpture a la crap!
3kul: Hmm interesting, I can see what you tried to do here...
Addman: It's an expression of my anger.
3kul: You mashed up several Cornelius clones with all the other EC members belongings.
Fort: My watch!
Net: My BFG!
Raven: My kinky toys!
Seph: My dark arts books!
Embri: My saddle!
Drone: My honey!
Spook: My artistic integrity!
HisLordShip: My perch!
Shaon: My Illusion blade!
DP: My pocky!
Kat: My precious item!
Al: My hair curler!
Violet: My name!
End: My Combistick!
Cornelius: My organs!
Slugfoot: My cooking!

3kul: Is that...is that...Tink?
Addman: No, she left remember? I didn't freeze her in carbonite, take over her job and use her in some sculpture!
3kul: I think I hear sirens.
Addman: Eeep!

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

*Taking the black book out of the sculputure, he begins looking up something nasty for 3Kul*

LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:20 am Post subject:

Hmm...I don't remember leaving any Pocky in the Cave...Well, if I did, can't let it go unpunished.

Hey Addman! Come here *puts an arm around addman's shoulder so he can't get away*

Have you seen the new lab where I've started doing Cornelius Experiments again. It's much better than my old one...You remember that one, don't you? I have some free time, why don't I give you a first hand tour of this one.

3kul · Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:43 am Post subject:

addman · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:52 am Post subject:

*Discreetly takes the little black book out of Seph's pocket and adds Joan Collin's address*

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

Gah!

*Throws the book at Addman*

No more desires for you! It geeeves me weeeeird thoughts...

addman · Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:29 am Post subject:

Hey don't look at me! It's in your book! You sick, sick man!

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

Why are my words always twisted against meeee?!

*Opens Addmans stitching and shoves the book inside*

You keep it! I was only keeping it safe while Net- i mean erm... my.....friend,....sorts his blackmail out...