Keep Cornielius ALIVE!

addman · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:18 am Post subject:

The force of gravity takes it hold on Cornelius and drags him rapidly away from the shrapnel, and towards the floor at high velocity. He plummets downwards towards a bunch of German soldiers with their bayonets poised upwards.

Danikat · Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:26 pm Post subject:

Luckily for him the force of the explosion beats him there, knocking the germans to the floor where they provide a comfortable landing pad for the rapidly earth-bound Corny.

The situation gets a lot less comfortable however when the now extremely angry germans stand up and point their guns at Cornelius.

Goron40 · Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject:

((Yay I can post here... whee.))

Just as the Germans are about to fire, a tsunami comes and washes everyone out to sea. Cornie drifts for several hours ((Holy crap! Several Hour life span!)) before encountering a large sea monster.

GBE · Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject:

Fortunately, the giant sea monster turned out to be rather friendly, and allowed Cornie to go inside and wait inside the VIP suite, while he was safely transported to shore. However, during the journey, Cornie decided to explore, and upon taking a wrong turn, he finds himself sliding down the creature food pipe towards a giant sized stomach, filled with.......ACID!

HisLordship · Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:17 pm Post subject:

cornelius din't put any of the acid on his tongue, because Elmer the safety elephant told him that drugs were bad, and cornelius believed him. Unfortunately, a few other who'd also ridden the sea monster hadn't heard Elmer's great wisdom, and, in the hallucinations, were convinced that Cornelius was a blood-thirsty turkey-headed monster and tried to attack him! what will Cornelius do?