And so, a new era in the Blackstar Dojo begins...

InsaneIntelligence · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 5

YOYOYOYO!!!!!!!! What's up dudes??? I am InsaneIntelligence and I am a Controlled Skitzo!! If you don't know what that means lemme explain. It simply means I have multiple personalitys which have made peace with eachother and now each take their respective turns popping up and then taking a backseat once again. Their is exactly seven of us and we are very very nice people once you get to meet each of us. We will now introduce ourselves.

HAHAHA!!!!!! Im CJ! Im the imagination of the group and I happen to be NUTZ OFF MY ROCKER AND ABOUT 54 CARDS SHORT OF A FULL DECK!!! LOLZOMFG!!! w00t w00t!!!!!!!!

Hello. My name is Charles. I am the intelligent order bringer of this little band of nitwits. Read the signiture. It explains me and my friend CJ very precisly.

Im KAMM. Im always pissed, always ready to feast and always ready to fight.

Im Seige. Im just a guy who likes to have fun. I guess thats all there reall is to me.

Im Chuck. Im always thinking and always learning new things. I love to just play video games and figure out all there is to them. The bad, the good, everything about them.

I am Icarus. The angel of death. I am not evil. I am an angel. And I do what is needed of me.

I am the spawn of satan. I have no name. I am pure evil. And I am coming for your soul.

Miyanokouji · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:52 am Post subject:

Hmm, with less exclamation marks and CAPITAL LETTERS, and a little guidance with the English language's grammar and spelling, you'll fit in just fine Very Happy

Welcome, all of you.

LordPsycho · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:55 am Post subject:

*The God of Insanity materializes and stares you down in the eye. This would freak out even normal people, because his eye's are glowing blue. After enough time for the situation to be awkward, he speaks*

Yes...I remember you now. Can't say that your one of my favorite works, but you are one of my finer ones. Either way, welcome. May your stay here be....death free.

Cirrial · Guest

UncleAsriel · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject:

Hi, all seven you you! Welcome aboard!

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:37 pm Post subject:

Oh god what is this?! Just when you think this place can't get any wierder.

I can't beleive no one's pointed out the skitzo mistake, that seems to come up everytime someone tries that. It's Multiple Personality Syndrome people!

Ruster · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject:

Heh, welcome

Swix · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject:

Well, since you have brought all seven personalities, I'd like you to meet all of my characters... Even the ones not yet introduced to Blackstar... but they will be soon enough Razz

*Fade, slowly raises an eyebrow, unimpressed. Well, she has separated herself from her emotions after all*

*Harpy, the pretty, gold haired and genocidal one stares with a slight sneer on her face*

*DM mirrors Fade by raising an eyebrow, however she is not as rude as Harpy and gingerly raises a hand, which possesses claw sheathes rather than nails*

DM: Welcome, you... strange stange... thing

*Good DM smiles warmly, although she's obviously shaken up*

GDM: Hi, welcome!

*Evil DM on the other hand, stares quite rudely, blinking once, and resisting the temptation to gauge out someones eyes...*

*Nola, a dark-red haired girl with a mean streak and Kalat, her best friend both look and grin a little sheepishly*

Nola: I don't suppose you'd be up for any... fun, later?

*Endorphine, a Krkrln burrows out of the ground. His dark green head just pokes above the surface, and his large insect like eyes regard the newcomer with multiple personalities. Endorphines speech, which is mere clicks and rustles is translated through a tinny two way radio*

Endorphine: You animals are so strange...

*What looks to be a snake, reared up and having four arms approaches. She's surrounded by an odd blue glow, and wears a tapering cape. Kheesth looks with her lidless eyes*

Kheesth: Welcome, all of you. I'm sure one of my Summons would find you most interesting

*Tala, a born werewolf walks onto the scene. Her shoulder length brown hair has a tint of silver to it, and her brown eyes have a yellow tint. They also show wolfish cunning behind them. Tala smiles*

Tala: Greetings and welcome. I hope you're... err... more murderous sides don't come out too often? Fortunately mine only ever shows itself during the full moon

*Syllak, a Sivak Draconian covered in platemail lands, her large silver wings flapping as her feet touch the ground. She looks through her helmet with bright red eyes... and smiles with an unexpected warmth unbecoming of her race*

Syllak: Welcome. It is good to see such a cluster in one being. I hope you are honourable in combat

*Tina, a woman who was once human glides down from the sky. She has two large batlike ears protruding from her head, and a slight cobra hood attached to them and going down her neck. Her arms are now 'merged' with that of a bats, her hands shown in the middle of her 'wings'. She also has a prehensile looking tail. Tina, the escaped experimental soldier bows*

Tina: Welcome to the lot of you. I am sssure your ssstay here will be pleasssant

*What looks like a smaller version of a golden dragon suddenly appears out of the realm called between. The fire-lizard Sallah, having no means of talking instead attempts to project favourable feelings towards the one who is many*

*A Norn teleports in, holding the arm of a Grendel. The Norn looks to have once been ChiChi, but his legs and right arm are tiger striped and brightly coloured. His left arm is white furred, as is the right side of his head. Underneath the white fur however Borg implants lie. He also carries a white staff with the words 'Baldur, God of Peace' inscribed on it. The Norn bows deeply*

725-Brock: Greetings. I am Brock, heir to Baldur, Norn God of Peace. Or BorgNorn 725 to the Borg

*The Dusky Grendel removes her arm from 725-Brock. She smiles, and bows deeply as well. Grarg has a tattoo of a heart with a rising eagle on her chest, and she looks to be bigger than your average Dusky*

Grarg: Grarg no speak English very well. Grarg Grendelese much better. Grarg heir to Goddess of Love and Nature, Hathor. Grarg want you all know Grarg welcomes

((Phew! That might just be the last time I'm doing that...))

GBE · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:22 pm Post subject:

((Well Swix, you can do it once, then I'm sure I can - oh ye gods! Btw, some characters I created, and passed on. Some I created and haven't passed on. Some, I haven't yet finished. The rest, bah!))

A cat, Felix, walks nearby, and sits down. It begins cleaning itself thouroughly, before even bothering to look at the new comer. Then absent mindedly begins cleaning himself again.

Silence, a yound brazillian girl looks at the collection of personalities, and in sign language, ~ Welcome. If you ever need help with your powers, or, re-merging your personalities into one, please look me up~

Repulse watches the newcomer, unsure of what to make of him. She would quite willingly remove him for the right price, or work with him, for the right price. She simply flies off into the distance.

Mr. Hyameo, all dressed up in a rather dapper suit, was knelt on the ground, one hand touching it, getting a map of all objects and positions of people within a several metre radius. He simply nods his head, "If you are ever looking for a job, heres my card." He offers his card to him.

Hybrid simply shudders a bit, looking like he's ready to explode or implode. He can sense everything and anything about anyone nearby and has an uncontrollable desire to absorb their abilities.

Brutus lands on the ground, even in his relatively slim form, he's quite muscular, and yet, friendly, "Hey there, ever need a bit of protection, call me up. Or, if you'd like to spar..."

Phase observes the newcomer, obviously someone hadn't learnt to keep their emotions safe, and now they're fragmented into different personalities. His cold, pale grey eyes do not move from the new arrival.

Adam & Jo watch from the safety of the complexity of the mobuis continuum, the most advanced and impossibly difficult to comprehend way to traverse through time and space, yet, they're only teens.

X-Static crackles with raw electricity, that seems to sparkle from him every so often. It's the seventh personality he keeps an eye on, something that reminds him of pure evil entities he's previously encountered.

Surge is busily rumaging through a bin conveniently placed nearby, as he does so, "Y'ever need a boost there sonny, jus' gi' us shout won' ya'? Atta boy..."

A man stands there, practicing his card trick skills, effortlessly mixing them up through the air, and catching all of them without fail, "Just keep a clean nose, and you won't hear from me...."

Kinesis standing near trick, just looks at the newcomer nervously. He hopes to god he won't have to fight him for any reason.

Phobia can already feel the fragmented mind split into seven personalities. It's within her instincts to want to heal thsi newcomer, and reconnect the fragments, "Such chaos and confusion. I, would like to help..." At the same time, she can already feel the phobias of each one.

A small grey, blue, black and white alien-esque creature, about the size of a large dog considers the new comer for a moment, before trying to hunt out a particular plant he's been chasing for some time.

Alec considers whether or not he wants to catch this new person. Some genetical testing could be interesting...

Marlon serving from a nearby wagon, complete with full kitchen and full range of foods, is currently cooking up a treat, "Whats your favourite dish, I'll make it for you if you like...?"

Jho'Lhak floats upwards, so that even from the distance, he's now at head height, which is an achievement in itself considering his miniscule size.

Jaxx, and Jace just look at one another, stiffling a smile, its not everyday you get to meet a complete nut-job like some they'd met.

Igor, accompanied by a large flying box, turns to the box, whose lid opens of its own will, begins to rumage inside of it. Finally pulling out a jar, containing a head, "I could alwayth replath the faulty one? It wouldn't hurt a bit. Ith had many thatithied cuthomerth..."

Damien has made an extra special appearance, "The spawn of Satan? Then we have much to discuss, as I am both, a child of Satan, and an embodiment of death. Perhaps, I might see you reaping later..." Behind him stand Billy and Mary, and Jenkich.

Nobu runs up to him, and yanks on his clothing, "Why you have so many names? I only have one, you can call me Nobu." He smiles all so sweetly and innocently.

Dr. Nostalgia, a quite large bodied, not in a good way, scientist, researcher, inventor and overall unpleasent and easily angered man stares at the insane fool, and considers whether to have him institutionalised or not.

Drone stands there, quite happily polishing off a jar of honey, near to her are a couple more jars, looking up at the newcomer, "Seven personalities? Is that all? Try having billions of personalities, able to see, hear, smell and think what all of them are. You should try running a colony, and providing updates for other people..." As an afterthought, "Honey...?"

A man in a dirty brown coat coming down to his black boots, wearing a brown hat, tilted slightly forwards just so's that his eyes are partially covered, and his facial features are distorted. He has shabby grey hair, that has grown down past his shoulders. Spitting out to one side, his hands cover two six shooters, holstered at this moment in time. "Ain't no Satan, nor no Angel of Death when I last wen' ta hell. Killed 'em meself..." Unfortunately for most, this man is the immortal Saint Of Killers. Even the Gods are scared of him. Never misses a target.

Violet just looks at the newcomer, she would make herself known, but it is customary for many to greet a god first and foremost. Whereas Arnott is already thinking up hundreds of tiny terror campaigns.

Klaine stands there, sniffing the air. He can sense trouble in this one, but also a strange calm. "Klaine new here too. Klaine be careful. You should too."

Domino had readily pulled her gun out on the newcomer, but, quickly reholstered it. He was just like some of the nutballs she'd had to track, catch and take to courts of prisons, for a price.

Miss Kultz stood there, chest heaving, looking stern and strict. She was having none of it, "If you only took your medicine, there wouldn't be a problem now would there!" She eyes him beadily.

3kul · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject:

If one was 54 cards short of a full deck, wouldn't that mean that they were a zombie of some kind? You know, since you'd have no brain whatsoever?

Well, regardless of that welcome to Blackstar everyone.

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:23 pm Post subject:

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

I leave you to ponder that.

Cirrial · Guest

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Greetings and salutations!" Embri whnnies, landing lightly before folding her creamy wings. "I'm Embri. I'm sure you'll find the Dojo to your liking - it's a very varied place, with something for everyone ... even if you happen to be multiple someone's."

Miyanokouji · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:16 am Post subject:

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:58 am Post subject:

*Ravil had the feeling that she wouldn't get on too well with this new multi-personalited person too well,for some reason.*

Ravil:Consider yourself lucky your personalitys are all the same gender.I met somebody before who had four male personalitys and three female.Only one,however,wasn't alowed to show his face after the little...accident.Otherwise,welcome.

*Raziel had the same feeling as ravil,as he was her double and all that stuff.*

Raziel:Err....Hi....

*Linda teleported down beside brock,looking somewhat bewildered at the fact she had landed on the ground.SHe was until one point in her life a full civit.Her left arm,tail and right arm have white fur,and her right leg + left arm are tiger striped and brightly coloured.Under the skin on her right arm,however,lie borg implants.On her right jawline is some white fur from where she had been slightly addicted to some knock-out nanites.In one arm she's carrying a silver trident and in the over she's holding onto a baby bewolf norn.*

Linda:Greetings.I would curtsy or something like that,but as you can see i have my arms full right now.I am goddess of fertility and plants and that stuff,and the borg have currently desided to tempoarily name me "somebody you don't to meet" A.K.A "the next borg queen if we can catch her"...Sirus,please stop biting mummys ear...

*At this point a vine comes out of the ground and takes the trident from her so she stop her adopted daughter from biting it anymore as it hurts alot right now.*

Sirus:Hello?Dad up?

*A werewolf with blond hair and Emereld eyes carefuly puts ravil between her and linda's trident.She looks about 25,and is currently chewing a what looks like a carrot.she swallows before she desides to say anything.*

Emily:Hello,welcome,don't give me meat in any form,ever.Thats all you need to know about me,really.So,hi,all 7 of you.