Oooh Matron.....

Swix · Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject:

((Fade and Phase?! Are you crazy? Seriously GBE, have you been at the leftover Pixie Punch precariously stored in Slugfoots cupboard? Cause that's just messed up, like seriously messed up! Mad

))

*Fade nods her head once, then remembering she pulls out a pair of blue earmuffs. Quickly she puts them on, this would stop her from being so oversensitive*

While we're at it, can we get our weapons back?

((I'll bring in Nola and Kalat later...))

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

I was just lucky to have my reversing mirror.But a nurse wanted to have it,just like my other wepons the deku leaf,bombs,sword of evil's bane.Lets get are stuff back now.

addman · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:47 am Post subject:

((I'm going to introduce my son, Radman. Radman is basically animal from the muppets, obsessed with random violence. If anyone wants to claim mothership of him that's fine, and appropriate changes to Radman's character can be made))

*Radman walked towards Nobu's office. As the EC's new general, he had a report requesting a recruitment drive. He needed more grunts for the mutant turkey wars occuring in the depths of the Cave. When he reached the headmaster's door, Radman barged straight in, dived on Nobu's desk, and slammed a piece of crumpled paper in his face*

Radman: Raaaargaaarrraaal!

*Nobu looked at the scarlet furred muppet as he jumped up and down on the desk. He was neither suprised or shocked by this outburst as Radman was prone to random violence. He also understood his rants perfectly after a long time of working with him*

Nobu: I've told you before, we don't have the resources to continue the Turkey Wars. Can't we just ask Bernard Manning for a truce?
Radman: Rrrrrraglglglgarrrrr?!
Nobu: I'm afraid not, we have urgent matters.
Radman: Urrrrarrr?
Nobu: There is descent in the ranks of the EC, I can smell it. Some are unhappy with the directions and steps we're taking and wish to claim leadership over the EC. If only there was a way to settle things down.

*Radman left the headmaster's office. It seemed they'd never get their hands on that succulent turkey stockpile as long as the EC were rebelling. He wondered what his father would have done in a situation like this*

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Then we should go.

*Addman gently stood up, straining his spine in the process. With the current distractions they could probably escape before anyone noticed. He made his way past the doctor with his trousers down, and picked his pocket as he pulled them up. Stashing the keys in the remnants of his fur, he smiled to himself. He still had it in him. He began to amble pretty quickly for an elderly resident to the front door, and began to unlock it*

Goron40 · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:24 am Post subject:

((Holy crap, I can't beleive you actually implemented that thing, addman. Made in the Offspring threadhe was born when addman was pushed into a well with a lab rat: Radman...))

Ruster · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:06 am Post subject:

(( Hahaha! Dibs on mothership [I yam the mothership! don't give me a cold else our plans for EC domination will fail!!] ))

As Addman ambled with haste over to the door and unlocked it she caught his eye and winked. Her arms were too weak to wheel herself along so she again touched the plant on her lap and the other she rested on the arm of her chair. Green light passed between them and he closed her eyes and muttered.
Suddenly the wheels of the chair turned into roots! And lifted her from the floor. It took a moment for the chair to realise where it was going before it turned to face the door and scampered on its gnarled brown legs towards the doorway.

When she got to Addman she said "Oh, I've still got it, still got it!" before cracking a wide devilish grin, turning back to the room and shouting as loud as her wavering voice could manage:
"Come on then dearies! Who fancies a day trip with a difference!? We'll show those scallywags to listen to their elders!"
With this She rose a shaking fist in the air and turned back to Addman.
"To the outhouses my dear! Our wepons and transport await!"

addman · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:38 am Post subject:

((Actually, the name Radman would suggest a partnership between Addman and Ruster. Any aspects of Ruster's personality you want me to put in there? You can use him if you want too, a kind of APC but only for us to use))

*As Addman started to unlock the door, two burly guards (appropriately named Butch and Spud) came from a nearby corridor and advanced on the elderly trouble causers.*

I can take these young un's, I was wrestling meta-demons since before they were born!

*With that, Addman bungled the keys towards Ruster and stared the guards straight in the face. One punch and he knocked Spud over in a heap. He still had that fighting spirit within him, even if it had calmed down over time. Butch however stood up to Addman's fist, and wrestled him to the floor.

If this were fifty years ago, these two would have been dead with the flick of his wrist, but now, they were challenging opponents. The pair struggled around on the floor, neither able to subdue the other as they rolled, knocking over plants and flowery armchairs*

Ruster, get that door open! Quickly!

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

Addman do you want me to help even the odds?
*While another gaurd came in named K.O with Trace's sword.
My sword...I can smell it.

Ruster · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:50 am Post subject:

(( Heh, the idea that he's the rightfull king? And want's everyone to call him Prince? Hmmm, I see some interesting possibilities in that Twisted Evil

))

Ruster was startled as Addman threw the keys at her face but soon regained her composure as she marvelled at Addman as he wrestled about on the floor.
~There was a time when he used to do that to me~ she thought whistfully, staring off into space in rememberance of times gone by...

Addman: "Ruster! The keys already!"

Ruster blushed and hoped he could not tell what she'd been thinking. She put her hands to her lap to find their ticket out of there. She struggled to lift the over-burdened key-ring, but managed to get it to the height of the key-hole in the door.
Ruster shook her head. Something strange was happening, the keys seemed to be getting heavyer and heavyer the closer she got to the door, and her weak arms were no match for the enchantment on the keys and soon she was dangling sideways out of her chair, the keys firmly stuck to the decrepid carpet.

"Chair! Help me!" she cried, while trying with all her might to lift the keys.
The chair shuddered and extended one of it's roots to push her back into t he seat and another two to pick up the keys.
The enchantment was no match for it (If anyone's seen a plant thats grown through tarmac you'll know what I mean) and the chair soon had the key in the lock. The latch clicked open. Ruster's heart soared as she ordered the chair to carry her out.
She felt something else too. It caused her to gasp in suprise.
As she stepped out of the building she felt a little of her nature magic flow back into her.
She took a step further and felt a little more rush up her spine.
This was darker than she'd thought. Someone, someone powerful, had put a magic-draining curse on the whole complex. That was why some had lost control of their powers and why everyone's had lost their potency.

That Matron had a lot to answer for...

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:01 am Post subject:

((*gouges out GBEs eyes out,and then throtles him after she's kneeled him*NO!no offspring between any of my characters or DP,or ANYBODY!I might bring emily into this plot somewhere,but being a werewolf she is,she's most certinly a loner.No offspring from my characters and anyone elses,full stop.And if you sugest it again then i'll see to it personly that ew have to tied to a post in the collasum next saturday with a nice bunch of mutant chickens.))
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ravil pushed ananic back and stood up,her spine crackling.she changed to her naga form and followed addman and ruster out the door,holding a glob of webbing."This daytrip is gonna be fun..."she snicked as she pulled off a small stretch of webbing and bound both guards hands and legs behind them and then stuck them to the wall with gags.she turned around grinning,and folded all 10 arms."when are we going,then?"she asked,
feeling her old winged form sitting there,with dust on it.it was faint,but there atleast.Walking out of the home she reeled in shock.The was her winged form sitting there,waiting to be used again.This place had alot to answer for.

Shine · Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:10 pm Post subject:

((I didn't think this was an EC only post, those are supposed to be over in your exclusive area. and since its here, and since I HATE NURSING HOMES AND I WANT OUT!! I'm coming along.)

Whiteoak said to Domino. "I thought that outings always began at 10:00, after Bingo, but it looks like folks are leaving already. It must have been a day trip, I guess I was confused about that." he points to the steady stream of EC folks leaving the dining area. "We'd better hurry if we don't want to get left behind."

He backs his modified wheel chair away from the table and begins to make his way down the same hallway that all the other folks went.

addman · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:32 am Post subject:

((Well I suppose ultimately we're all trying to escape, EC members would try and get back to their cave, and everyone else would be trying to get back to wherever they are going. I assumed we'd run around outside for a while, helping each other outrun the dayworkers, then try and get home))

*Addman crawled out of the door way. Butch was rolling around clutching his bleeding nose*

Hey, there's the mini bus! Quick, everyone on!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:02 am Post subject:

*Net leaps onto the Mini-Van, knocks out the driver and takes over the steering wheel.*

Ruster! Get me some beer! Addman, get your horn-honking finger ready! I feel a car chase sequence coming on. Now, where's the hyper-drive on this thing...

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

*Trace jumped on K.O face took the sword and other stuff K.O took from him,then ran to the min van.* "Need some help.Plus I got plenty of food in this food cube.Its light,lots of space,and has a frezer."

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:37 am Post subject:

"budge over,trace!mind if i cling onto the roof?i like clinging onto the roof.it's easier to fthrow things at random drivers from up there.And if you want a car chase,leave it to me to get people following us.Doing the can-can on a mini-van doing 70+ miles-an-hour can get anybodys attention as soon as you turn on the main road.and ananci,your not coming with us!"
she snapped,slapping her son around the face.She was well and truely angery with him for dumping her in the place and wasn't having him tag along trying to stop them from having some fun.after kicking him where the sun-don't-shine^,she climbed on the roof,stat down at the front and used a stretch of webbing to strap herself in before she started prepairing some globs of webbing to throw at people.
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Ruster · Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:42 am Post subject:

"Wait Net!" She shouted, her chair taking a speedy amble across the tarmac.
"Don't you want your wepons back? This place has sure done some wierd stuff to us not to think about those! We need to find them!"

With that her ageing eyes swept the court yard, finally latching on a set of suspicious-looking out-buildings she headed off full tilt.