New Competition: Rap Battle

[addman]

Similar to Net's idea with the musical RP, I reckon we should have a Blackstar Rap Battle!

Now you're probably thinking, "I hate rap music", and so do I, but for the purposes of an RP, this could be funny. Basically, it's like a free for all fight, but you have to do it in time and make it rhyme. For example:

Addman jumps in and begins to fight,
But failed to look to his right,
As The Sensei fires off thunderbolt,
Which hits Addman with a startled jolt,

He felt his body spinning around,
And he came to a stop on the dusty ground,
But he leaps to his feet, and screams a warcry,
"DP you fool, for that you shall DIE!


I reckon we should have a medal for the victor which would be decided by a judge. The winner would be decided after a certain number of pages is completed, depending on how popular the thread becomes.

What do you think?

[Miyanokouji]

It's sounds like a lot of fun
Making up rap to hurt like a gun.
For RPing, you see,
There's nothing quite like the monotony...
Of rap!

Seriously though, I think it's good.
And you could go brag to the neighbourhood.

I suck

[Netdroid9]

Ah, somewhat reminisent of 'Dirty Old Cave'... Sounds fun!

Rabbits, monkeys and dolphins too,
None can stand up against the stench of their poo!
My armies of doom shall throw feces at you,
Untill you put up your hands and scream 'Eeewww'!

Bling it!

[Ruster]

Mwhahahahahaha! Dooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
I can see this becoming quite an occasion.

And I know I didn't make a rhyme for this post,
but with you all here you'll think its a joke!
So with a bash, bang, a bosh and a bing,
If you do this thread, we can make 'em all sting!
With the cutting wit of Addman and oh, Al too,
and with Netroid here, rhyming with poo,
We'll beat the lot! They wont have a clue!

Oh my dear Alrighty......

[addman]

Ok then, unless anyone has any objections, could I possibly judge the contest? I'll start the topic, and hopefully I can DP to agree to make a medal for the winner. Something like the Badass Mofo Award

[UncleAsriel]

Go on and judge, don't be all crazy-whack
Cuz Azzy just found out that he may just be part black
It ain't in da genetic lotto, he sure ain't a mulatto, he just found that he may be so
Cuz I am dancing like a crack-ho

Sure, it ain’t true, dey is saying all ta you
He’s drunk on some heady brew
Well buddy, you got some a learnin’ ta do!

I love eatin’ chicken in my hood, it’s so damn finger licken’ good
None of Col. Saunder’s trash, that s*** makes ya break out wit rash, cuz they make it all slap & dash wit 11 herbs like opium and bolivian hash – No siree, that s*** makes yo senses crash
Waiter, gimme some BBQ chicken thighs for some of my hard-earned cash!

Well now ya’ll heard da word dat I like the good ol’ poultry bird
Hey, dey say, so does my bookie nerd, word!
Well you listen to da music beat cuz Azzy keep it real street if you perchance to meet at a local dance on Neet Street
Ya’ll’d see dat he, da great Azzy, can dance, prace, bust a cap in Guidenstern and Rosencrantz while doin’ da break dance on da floor like a ho who’s wailin’ on da door fo some mo’
Cuz Azzy really bust da groove, he can wit da music move he ain’t no Tumnus wit horses hoove he’s Azzy, in da groove

Bust dat groove Azzy…..
Bust da s***

Keep it real, dawg…

Wu Tang, bro…..

((Note: anything in bold is rapped by my back-up home dawgs, yo.))

[GBE]

Fo' shizzle,
Yo' rappin on my nizzle,

Ain't no dawg who does that,
Without gettin a knife in da' back,
Cos' this dawg is everythin' 'n' all dat'
Sayin he's all black

So what ahm sayin is homies,
Don't ya'll step on mah territory,
Or you'll find all the hommies,
Studyin' yo dead bodies,
'n' havin' a cheap voddie,

I'm all fo' dis' rap shiat,
Jus' as long as yo ain't full of it'
Hear what I'm sayin'
I guess, we'll all be playin'




Now, pass the courvosier biatch!

[LordPsycho]

You guys are whack,
acting like some one high on crack
But who cares about dat,
I think this idea is phat.

So now it goes without saying
That you playas better start playing,
Because the next place this bus is going,
Is the great bingo halls of gambling.

[addman]

OK guys, check the bingo hall. I've posted it there.

[UncleAsriel]

Wow, we've got DP to start talking street. We've hit a persuasiveness level of a new high.

I just wish I didn't have the feeling that I've now debased over three milennia of african culture by going slightly gangsta. I just hope director Spike Lee doesn't find out where I live.

[Goron40]

This is a high?! How the hell is this a high?!