Ravens Bible, and guide to life.

[Raven]

Chapter 1 - The writings of Bob - The beggining

In the beginning, there was nothing. No time, no space, just. Nothing. Then one day, the universe was born because the nothing became preggers from the nothing (it was unisex) and gave birth to the universe.

It lasted a long time before anything happened. Slowly, the universe mated with itself, forming the galaxy. And the galaxy with itself to form the planets, and the planets earth. Then, the eath got pregnant. And gave birth to life. A possum. That in time, came to evolve into civilisation as we know it.





Chapter 1 - The writings of Bob - The formation of humans

100,000 Years ago, the first human was born. It's mother, a she-wolf. The she-wolf thought the child a defect, and killed it. That happened for a lot of mothers. But eventually, one died in birth, leaving two humans to survive. A female, and a male. They grew, being raised by monkeys as they were too idiotic to realise they were not their own. As they grew, the monkeys realised their differences, and shunned them from their pack.

Foreging for themselfs in the wild, they mated, and thus began the human civilisation. They were not inbread though. This case happed many of thousands of times, and over 1,000,000 humans had been born by the time they started the thrive. From that day on, if a wolf had a human child, they took it in as their own. And that is how the human population grew.