Offspring........

[3kul]

[Shaon]

((It's not an illusion D: Shaon stole a parasitian egg and plopped it by LS. Going to ignore Goron's post. Freaking powerplay.))

As soon as a couple of paws entered the gelatinous blob, the parasitian eagerly sucked them in, eating them hungerly.

[Goron40]

Whoa... I wasn't aware that we had converted this to an RP...

Well, by all means ignore my egg travel adventure then.

[Nasari]

((Can I join? Or am I too late?))

Nasari was out hunting. She was just about to pounce on a rabbit when she heard crying. Two voices were crying in a bush next to her. She walked up to the bush and looked behind it.

Behind the bush were two small yellow Kihunters with no wings, bawling. Nearby was a female adult Kihunter with numerous gunshot wounds. The adult female, likely the nymphs' mother, appeared to have hidden them when humans came along and decided to have a little "target practice".

'Jeez, I knew humans could be sadistic, but THIS? This is just sick!' she thought. Nasari began to chirp to the nymphs in the Kihunter tongue. They stopped crying. As she got a closer look, one of them had larger claws and a slight reddish tint. This nymph was a little boy. The other had smaller claws and was more yellow. This one was a girl.

"Well, I can't just leave you here, can I?"

Nasari picked up the children and placed them on her back. She left the scene, but not without praying for the mother who lost her life. As she walked, she came upon a house. She tapped on the door with a claw.

[Netdroid9]

[Nasari]

"Ah, they aren't mine. I just found 'em behind a bush along with the mother, who happened to be shot full of holes."

Nasari pointed to the boy.

"This is Soren."

Then she pointed to the girl.

"This is Kimira."

[Netdroid9]

Aww... They're cute!

*5 minutes later.*

...They're a bit of a handful, aren't they? Would you mind prising the one on my back off whilst I try and kick the other one off my leg? Ow! Stop that!

[Goron40]

*Little GORON close runs out and leaps onto Net's back*

"Wheee!"

*Shadow comes charging in after him*

[Nasari]

"Tickle me! Tickle me!" yelled Kimira from Net's back.

"No! No! I wanna pway a game!" yelled Soren, clinging to his leg.

"Now, now, kids, I'm sure Uncle Net has things to do right now. I'll play with you for now, and he'll play on his own time." stated Nasari an a very motherly way.

"Okay, mommy." the two nymphs said in unison, dejectedly.

'If I had hair, I'd have surely torn it out by now...' thought Nasari.

[Netdroid9]

No-one said bringing up kids was easy. At least you didn't have to go into labor to get them, then go through several months/years of nothing but dirty nappies and sleepless nights 'till they grew up a little .

[Panther385]

((You got that right. I live with two younger siblings. It's a living hell sometimes D: ))

Rai had a pair of headphones on her head, connected to a cdplayer she transmuted. Humming the song 'Come" ((The 7th Inuyasha ending theme )), she spotted a house. Opening the door ((I'm assuming it isn't locked for some reason >.< )), she saw all the destroyed furniture.

Being bored, the alchemist clapped her hands together in a praying position and slammed them on a wrecked chair. A circle with inticate designs appeared under it. After glowing brightly for a moment, it dissapeared leaving a puff of smoke. The chair was now fixed. She repeated this with each of the broken things in the room.

Sitting on one of the chairs, she crossed her legs and grinned, staring into space.

((Yeah, I decided to make her slightly insane ))

[Somefreakoverthere]

ravil slithered towards Nasari and listened to net and nasira,and smiled happily as she stopped next to the Kihunter.
"aren't they the cutest?hey you two,i don't mind playing with you."she said as she stroked Kimira's head with her tail and tickled Soren with two of her arms.

((the ideal nanny.can morph when she's badly hurt and keep an eye on up to four kids at a time as she can keep ahold of them with two arms each.))

[Cirrial]

It is quiet on board the We're Still Alive?, when suddenly an alarm sounds. A hexagonal Feylon, the captain, flares a taken aback jade.
~PROFIT OPPORTUNITY! Move, people! Quick! Get goods! Bring Datagrabber cubes! MOVE, PEOPLE, MOVE!~

The Feylons are renowned never to miss a profitable deal. A three-strong group of Feylon suddenly burst into the room((/place/whatever)). Captain Huefader glows a barely supressed anticipating shade of mauve.

~Ah. Greetings, parents. Would any of you happen to require items for your children or any information whatsoever? We have a "New Parent" deal going on. Name the objects you want. We deliver in two hours, or your money back.~

The accompanying Feylon set up small black shiny cubes, and start pouring through a holographic text interface. They both glow a focused amber.

[Netdroid9]

I would like any exotic, expensive, incredibly hard to get peice of merchandise that takes at least two hours and five seconds to obtain.

[Cirrial]

Huefader would flash white. Lacking a neck, head or even what might be classified as a body, this was his equivalent to a nod.

~Certainly. But keep in mind you'll have to pay. And keep in mind also that a Feylon's telekinetic hovering can range from the speed of a mere ant crawling along the ground... to the swiftness of a racing vehicle. And I happened to bring along one of our fastest.~

It rotates towards one of the Datagrabber cube operators.

~MERGING SHADES! I have a job for you. Or two. One, get me the information of an exotic item, and two, GET IT FOR ME.~

Merging Shades would flash white in response. ~Aye, aye, cap'n!~