Bachelor EC Style: Dojo Edition

[3kul]

*horrible theme music plays*

That's right everyone, it's the return of your favourite show about couples who are forced to enjoy each other's company - Bachelor EC Style!

We're now broadcasting from the fabulous Blackstar Dojo, just minutes away from the scenic Black Forest! Can you feel the love in the atmosphere? *a two-headed wolf staggers out of the forest and hacks up a human head, the camera quickly pans sideways as the buzzards move in*

Due to the huge success, popularity and money that our first shows brought in, we've been commissioned to do yet another by the managerial staff! I just wish they'd given me a pay rise too! *awkward silence*

For those of you unfamiliar with the rules, allow me to explain them. For those of you who think that you are familiar with the rules, congratulations, you're wrong! That's because we've changed the rules for even more twists this time!

The next poster gets to choose the first Bachelor/Bachelorette Each poster after them gets to choose a candidate, so that we have a total of three candidates. If you're picked, you must participate, whether you're here or not!

Questions will be asked, and candidates will provide (partially) truthful answers. A panel of judges (ie: fellow EC members, and perhaps some loud members of the audience ) will select the best match for the Bachelor/Bachelorette and send/force them to a romantic destination for a certain period of time!

Anyways, since I only have a few minutes before somebody tries to steal the limelight from me, let's give a warm, Bachelor EC Style welcome to our Bachelor or Bachelorette *sign flashes to audience "boo loudly"*, who's right behind this door! Say hello to...

((In case you'd dare to question the hilarity and hijinks that may ensue, allow me to recap Bachelor EC Style 1 (as I already made a post in a different thread on GW forums recapping it )

[Somefreakoverthere]

*boots raziel out onto the stage,with him looking like a centure*
say hello to Raziel!*people boo and somebody throws a can at him,most likely ravil*

Say hello to our next Bachelor/Bachelorette.......!

[Netdroid9]

Two words, one Bachelorette: Little Sister.

[Netdroid9]

And, because you didn't say it was one nomination per poster: Holloweyes.

That's my vengence for putting that mauling thing in there .

[Somefreakoverthere]

so.....what happens now?and who exsactly asks the questions,seeing as im the little twit who doesn't understand a thing.

[3kul]

... I think I deserve some kind of award for making a thread that's turned and bitten me in the ass so badly... something with a large cash prize, perhaps?

So wait, now you've confused me Net - are your nominations for bachelor/bachelorettes, or contestants? If you're nominatining either/both LS and HE for bachelor/ettes, they'll have to wait until later rounds, since Raziel got thrown in first.

Just so that everyone knows, Bachelor/ettes are the ones who stand around and not do much (except introduce themselves, and occassionally make nervous comments), whilst the contestants are the ones who must answer questions for a chance to go on a date with the Bachelor/ette. It's the judges who decide who's eligable for the date though, not the Bachelor/ette.

Either way, we'll need more contestants, so to get some, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself Raziel? What you do for a living, what's your idea of the perfect date, whether or not you enjoy sunset walks along the beach - you know, all those kinds of things that people are really interested in.
*fluffs a pillow and puts on a pair of glasses with eyes painted on them* If it sounds like I'm snoring or something, don't worry, that's just static in the microphone - yes, I have a microphone, it's just... hidden.

((NEW RULE, courtesy of Net, one nomination per poster per round. Whoever actually wants to go on a date with Little Sister must be suicidal.

As for questions, I'm going to bed, so any EC member who wants to can ask the questions (hence the name 'EC style) - keep in mind that every contestant must answer the question before you can award points. ))

[Somefreakoverthere]

What you do for a living?
I'm ment to work with alot of magic,but half the time I get used as a gerneal punching bag by my double ravil...
*croud cheers at the point*
what's your idea of the perfect date?
One where i don't get kicked and actuly get to each something.
Whether or not you enjoy sunset walks along the beach?
Sunset walks on beachs do not work out,as half the time it meens you could be knocked out,robbed and then tossed into the water.trust me on this.
Anything else?
I don't like the consept of dating in generel,but ravil booted me out here anyway....
*croud cheers at the mention of ravils name,and a few more cans are thrown at raziel*

[Shaon]

*Kumo appears with a huge bouquet*

Kumo: I LOVE YOU LITTLE SISTER :3

[Goron40]

((Oh very well, this looks like it has hilarity written all over it.))

Shadow bounced into the back stage, followed by a reluctant-looking Goron.

"I can't beleive I let you talk me into this Shadow... and why are you even here in the first place? There aren't any other grendels in Blackstar!" Goron grumbled as the reptile.

Shadow continued to bounce up and down, with Goron standing behind him, arms crossed with a look of incredulity on his face.

Shadow was very exicited.

"Shadow very excited."

[Sephirothsicase]

*Seph appeared in the rafters, hopefully nobody would see him or he knows he would be dragged into this whole affair, last time he was set up with Leanne... He put on a set of headphones and began listening to St.Anger, looking down at them all below sighing*

[thatanos]

*Thatanos wonders in hoping not to be noticed as he did not like where this was going*.

[Cirrial]

I nominate Striker as a bachleorette and Naine as a bachelor.

[GBE]

iI'm nominating Cloud

Drone has entered the production area, having smelt some sweet warm honey floating on the air. Having located it, as she happily consumes it, she is slowly led to the waiting area.

[Sephirothsicase]

*Seph almost laughs, this would be interesting, he turns the volume down on his player and watches with keen interest*

[Shaon]

(Kumo is a bachelor :3)