An invite to join the other flock. (85% more monkey!)

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

((So do I, but when the Monkey Gods speaketh, only the sane do not listen! ))

thatanos · Banished One Posts: 204

(lol) ((This thread is dead)) (((Hey that rymes))) ((((This thread it is dead o it is dead!))))

addman · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:04 am Post subject:

((No it's not))

Wear your monkey hats with pride,
Do not loose them in the tide,
Of unbelievers, goits, and fools,
For we're aware, that Cupcake Rules!

The Afterlife? You'll need for that,
One spiffing, ripping monkey hat,
And eat banna curries everyday,
Come, taste banna jalfrezi,

For those who fail to abide these laws,
We'll point out all their glaring flaws,
The convert them one by one,
Until the naysayers are gone,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHTY THEN!

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:38 am Post subject:

*joins in addman on the chorus,still signing with her foghorn voice.*
All those who do not obide by Cupcake's laws will be rounded up and flogged for their crimes!

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

OHhhhh monkey preachers are we,
of Cupcake, Cupcake, and Cupcake three!
Monkey hats for one and all,
Wear them proudly, nice and tall!

All hail the children of Bob,
Like good little sheep, or lose your job.
Travel among the unfaithful dregs,
Go glory Cupcake, that's why you have legs!

(Chorus)
Aaaaallll Hail to Cupcake,
Alllll Hail to Cupcake!
Aaallll Hail to CUPCAKE!
Glory be to the monkey gods, three!

Cloud · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:

They listened, free curries to all those that wear the monkey pope avatars with pride!

We shall sing and be glorious!

*Starts to sing the 'Cupcake's Prayer'*

thatanos · Banished One Posts: 204

Almighty is the monkey!

HisLordship · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:04 pm Post subject:

Allllrighty then! Praise be to Illusion, sicne you get so much more off-time with its benefits package!

GBE · Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:46 pm Post subject:

Gets on his knees, and begins to act out a prayer, "Yea, he is good, wise and hairy. And yea, he likes fruit...."

Gets up, bows his head, and switches on boogie time music...

thatanos · Banished One Posts: 204

*Monkey Bible fight!*

addman · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:59 am Post subject:

*gets hit in the eye*

Thou shalt not toss the holy monkey book around as though it were a small explosive!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:55 am Post subject:

"Yay, for the Cupcake doeth eateth not man but fruit of banna, for it is fruit he eateth and not man, for eateth-ing man would be bad as we would have to start killing people again. And yay, for He doeth not longer suffer the bowel problems of '86, when the world rained brown for forty days and forty nights. And we must now turn our pages to chapters six through nine of the exaulted book of Jenny-sis to recount the story as it was recounted to us by our forefathers, and their fore-fathers, and their fore-fathers, and ultimatly the messenger of Cupcake himself."

*Net opens his Banna-ble.*

'And thus our lordeth Cupcake commanded Boah to build an Ark and take aboard his three pet monkeys and his henchman Larry, along with two of every animal. But only males, for Cupcake would not stand for such hanky-panky upon the Ark of Salvation, and no dinosaurs for they made his holiness feel insecure. And their dung was no good to throw with. And thus Boah was commanded to bring food and water, for it would rain brown for forty days and forty nights. And so it did, but after forty days and forty nights the rains did not subside, for such things did not always go on schedule and his holiness wanted us to learn that. Instead it lasted a hundred and fifty days, causing all the dolphins and octopusses to die of thirst. And his holiness was happy, for they were panzy bastards anyway. And then, after a further two-hundred-and-twenty days without food or water had passed, Boah hit the Mount Everest, which promptly fell over and destroyed his ark. And the lord rejoiced, for they had all been panzy bastards anyway and he was now free to shape the world however he liked. But he did not rejoice, for the most hated godess of illusion went back in time and stopped herself from putting laxatives in Cupcake's tea, thus preventing the whole event from happening. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!'

((No harm intended here, but if anyone finds this offensive I'll happily delete my post.))

GBE · Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:52 pm Post subject:

Hmmm, an interesting story, please, tell us more oh one of the words of Cupcake and his siblings from the enjoyable book, known as the banna-ble...

thatanos · Banished One Posts: 204

Book of the monkey prophets.

Page 8,000,000,987

Line 666-676

Cipcupa-And it will rain BananaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s all non believers will disappear and Lamas will talk in celebration. On this day humanity as we know it shall have its purpose complete. As the monkey rule come into place!!

thatanos · Banished One Posts: 204

Book of the monkey prophets.

Page 8,000,000,987

Line 666-676

Cipcupa-And it will rain BananaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s all non believers will disappear and Lamas will talk in celebration. On this day humanity as we know it shall have its purpose complete. As the monkey rule come into place!!