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 Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: Yet another Ultimate Showdown rip off... |
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Alright it's sunday night, I'm bored, and I decided to create this...
Ahem...
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Old DP was messin around
Reality like a big playground
when suddenly Cloud came amd burst from the shade
and hit DP with a LEANNE grenade.
DP got scared and began to flee
but didn't expect to be blocked by GBE
who proceeded to open up a can of whoop ass
when Evil Angel popped out and formed glass.
Addman and Speeder began to squeal
then they both got flattened by the Pizzamobile
but before it could make it back to the pizza shop
Shadow jumped in and fell asleep on it's cot
and Embri shot fire from behind her back
and toasted Goron who's belt is now black
but she got kinda bored and sauntered away
just as Father Mac came to preach all day.
this is Blackstar's Showdown of total stupidity
Demons, Gods, and Gorons, as far as the eye can see,
and maybe some will survive, I don't care who it will be,
this is Blackstar's Showdown of total stupdity
Shaon took a look Sephirothsicase
but decided she'd leave than look at his face
and then Addman came back covered in a pizza track
but Ruster freaked out and attacked his back
and Rin was hung over, and completely unsteady
when HollowEyes barged in, no need for a machete
But somthing reached out and smacked him in the back
As Addman's monkeys gave him a whip crack.
and Leporidae was approaching the scene
planning to kill with a magic bean
but Rin went stole it and he threw and missed
and Thatanos got hit, ignorance is bliss
then he jumped in the air and tried to do a flip
while Blackfoot attempted to empty a clip
into Till Doyle, but AL got shot
and Shadow caught him using his cot.
this is Blackstar's Showdown of total stupidity
Demons, Gods, and Gorons, as far as the eye can see,
and maybe some will survive, I don't care who it will be,
this is Blackstar's Showdown...
Everyone booed, like total morons
Out of a portal, stumbled Goron
who delivered a punch, which completely missed
in the general direction, of the one known as Swix
who ignored it totally, disregard for all,
as GBE changed up and into Till Doyle,
Goron didn't see through, this simple disguise,
and got massive chafing, in between his thighs
then Netroid9 and a monk who's devine and
"Corporate Development"'s defender Shine and
Dani the Kat and Micheal the rat and
SomeFreakOverThere and Father Mac
Little Sister, WhiteOak, Eighteen, and some bloke
Raven, Shaon, every single Mutant Chicken
Fort plus Neil and HisLordShip
Spook the Kook, Obed, and Flip
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Goron in his lazy ass
'twas the dumbest thing the world had ever saw,
with maybe DP in moderate awe.
The battle raged on for a length of time, a life was claimed,
and it was devine, no chaimpion stood, no one was better,
and all involved, were given free sweaters.
this is Blackstar's Showdown of total stupidity
Demons, Gods, and Gorons, as far as the eye can see,
and maybe some will survive, I don't care who it will be,
this is Blackstar's Showdown...
this is Blackstar's Showdown...
this is Blackstar's Showdown...
of total stupidity. |
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Sephirothsicase
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:41 am Post subject: |
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*Seph was stroking his new sweater*
And all i had to do was look at someone...
Yay! |
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 3:37 am Post subject: |
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*looks at her sweater and then at goron*
you do relise that this thing is useless to me?
*pulls it over gorons head and hits the back of his head with her tail*
I like the way unit eighteen just managed to randomly apper and kick you,even tthough you used to train together.
*sniggers*
I like it.
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:50 am Post subject: |
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What's this? Till is mentioned several times, usually about to be hit, and I am nowhere to be seen?
*Holds hand up to busted lip and nose*
That's probably a good thing
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:25 am Post subject: |
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*Looks at her sweater*
Cool, and all I had to do was get hit...
*Walks off with a bruise on her face*
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:40 am Post subject: |
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A sweater. Oooooh. Fun! Well, no, actually, it looks like a grany knitted it. o.0 ><
When am I supposed to wear this? I couldn't be seen dead in it. *Promptly dies and corpse runs away from said sweater*
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:01 am Post subject: |
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Oh come on their not that bad...
See, look they even have a cool blackstar logo.
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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Mines pink! Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? (Reservoir Dogs rules).
You've changed it Goron, wasn't I supposed to be in the part about the sweaters if I recall correctly?
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:58 am Post subject: |
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*picks up the dark green and yellow swaet shirt* Ooh! Nice  matches my colors. Bwee! *places it in her stash of other stuff* |
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| *picks up the dark green and yellow swaet shirt* Ooh! Nice matches my colors. Bwee! *places it in her stash of other stuff* |
A weird image of Lep scuffling around rubbish backs picking out bits and bobs saying "Eeeer eees is noice!" just popped into my mind then  |
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