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Speeder
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"WHAT ABOUT ME? IT ISN'T FAIR! I'VE HAD ENOUGH, NOW I WANT MY SHARE! CAN'T YOU SEE? I WANNA LIVE! YOU JUST TAKE MORE, THAN YOU GIVE!" Sang Speeder, as he quoted Shannon Noel, as he tryed to get the wasps to give him some honey.
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:43 am Post subject: |
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| Goliath_Bird_Eater wrote: |
| ((Cirrial - I hope you're not telling my Wasp hive has competition from a Bee Hive? Because that just will not do!)) |
((Nope. Competition from a robot ant fortress. >_> And a borderline crazy water elemental.))
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| ((Sorry for being annoying Cirrial but I can't really read the red and blue texts that well. AH my eyes my beautiful eyeses! But other than that, very funny )) |
((I was only trying to make it easier. So I didn't. NO MORE COLOURS FROM ME.  ))
Narrator, who shall be named Jimmy: AND SO THE FOUR-STRONG ROBOT ANT SCOUT PARTY DID MARCH ACROSS THE ROCKY OUTCROP! AND THEY ATE CHEESE! AND THEY DID NOT LIKE IT, FOR IT WAS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THEIR SOFTWARE, AND STUFF!
Actual Narrator: ...And you're in my chair why? *sounds of a violent struggle* There. Better. Now, on with the tale of the CFotRO. Or whatever it is.
And so the robot ant scout party did arrive at a colony. It was a giant hive, no-less. And so the leader of the scout party did march forwards, the sun gleaming off of its black metal carapace.
Ant Scout Leader: Salutations, fellow colony beings! We bring offerings of peace from the Colonial Fortress of the Rocky Outcrop. Here. Take some money.
And the robot ant scout leader did hand a few 'pounds' to the guards of the hive, in the hopes of establishing peace, trade routes, and other such colonial matters. |
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GBE
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:05 am Post subject: |
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((How big are these ants?  ))
A humanoid wasp bends over, examining the ant carefully, and looks at the pounds, " is accepted in this, place. They do not convert pounds."
Another humanoid wasp lands, with a jar of honey, "In your quest of peace, we offer a jar of honey. To open negotations."
Meanwhile...
The wasps were now suitably annoyed by Speeders loudness, and a swarm of wasps forms and begins to zip at Speeder attempting to sting him (swarms have hundreds if not millions of wasps, just a note  .)
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:44 am Post subject: |
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*Hours later Jeeves, still having poison flow through his veins, manages to finish the tunnel network. Cloud on hand with a whip in case Jeeves falls out of line.*
Jeeves: It is done master.
Cloud: Jeeves take the rest of the day off.
Jeeves: Thankyou sir *collapses*
Cloud: We shall have an underground colony and it shall be glorious!
*Cloud spots Jeeves on the floor.*
Cloud: Jeeves? Jeeves? Are you ok? Jeeves, no, no NOOOOOO!
*Cloud resurfaced and saw his entire army on the floor. They had fallen since no antidote was found for the poison that coursed through their veins. A random dwarf appears at the cave entrance.*
Dwarf: Who are you?
Cloud: My name is Cloud, third legion of the 66th century of Zog, Master of the divine arts and second times winner of the 'Coolest Guy in this Land' Award.
Dwarf: Never heard of you. So answer me this question: Why have you tunneled into our cave network?
Cloud: Sorry it was Jeeves' fault.
Dwarf: Jeeves? The legendary Jeeves that battled a giant milk bottle on top of mount hooberdooberdeelingtontownville?
Cloud: Yes that was him. He was handpicked to be my right hand man for his courage in that battle, turns out he was just an incompetent fool after world domination.
Dwarf: Blasphemer! You shall be locked away for them words!
*An army of dwarves run towards Cloud, knock him unconcious and drag him to the very depths of their cave system*
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| Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:33 am Post subject: |
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*Sees Speeder running from Wasps*
Hey Speeder whats the matter to stupid to just pay the toll?
*Draws sword and runs at speeder*.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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"Ok, ok, I'll pay the toll."
He does so.
"Now, I'll stop singing if you give me the honey you owe me. I can always just make this world a huge inferno! Again!"
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