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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:42 pm Post subject: hAPPY birthday SHAON |
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Even though you are gone, your presence remains here!
Kind of like a creepy ghost....
....<.<
Anyway, Happy Birthday!
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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who are you kids
get offa my lawn
edit: why am I still a mod, come on guys, I resigned like a billion years ago _________________ Shaon Galatea -- Artist | Musician | Radio DJ | Voice Actor | Writer
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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Coolpikaaa uses the Party Blower on Shaon, and a whole cake flies out! You wonder if it is good to eat.... _________________ Official Treasury of Blackstar Dojo |
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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look at me I beat the foundation I am so awesome
B) _________________ Shaon Galatea -- Artist | Musician | Radio DJ | Voice Actor | Writer |
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Happy birthday Shaon, hope that you have a good one!  _________________ If I'm not here, I'm probably over at...
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Happy birthday Shaon. _________________
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THE ATTACK MISSED MDUDE
THE ATTACK MISSED Porridgon
THE ATTACK HIT HITLER'S BRAIN
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Happy birthday Shaon! _________________ This is a signature that states a new signature shall be coming at some point in the future. The purpose of this signature is to indicate its own foretold demise. Sometimes, having a purpose is not always a good thing. |
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| I wouldent dignify this thread with a response, but I find it funny that her birthday is just so close to halloween. Coicidene? Yeah, Right. |
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I needed to get a link to my avatar, so I jump to blackstar for the first time in a couple weeks, only to see this ever-glistening star of a post:
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| I wouldent dignify this thread with a response, but I find it funny that her birthday is just so close to halloween. Coicidene? Yeah, Right. |
Oh, this post. This post! Like a beam of celestial light baptizing me through the candied glaze of a stained glass window, this post brought holy light into my previously dim day. My optic nerves devoured each pixel like roasted yams, each providing my brain with new proteins and carbohydrates of understanding and beauty. As I perused this post, I could feel my already-excellent mood ascending into yet greater heights, into territories never before reached by any one human being; it was exorbitant.
Oh, what an excellent birthday present! One that the gods themselves, I'm sure, would turn green with envy if ever denied the right to behold. This is a gift to be hoarded, like a dragon's greatest prize, one to treasure and protect with every power bestowed upon me. Awarded to me with only the sincerest intentions in mind, it would be a massive failure on my part to not keep it well-protected.
Over these scarce few days, I have read this small passage innumerable times. Especially on the third stanza, the second foot - the invocation of the name "Coicidene" has certain meaning to me, as she our household's patron Goddess from the time that I was born. "Coicidene," the Goddess of fate and luck - what could her invocation possibly mean here? Try as I must, work as I will for hours upon hours, candlelit, my eyes weary with the magnifying glass's pale refraction and my desk dripping with the candle's melted wax.... I cannot hope to comprehend these lines alone; I am merely a lowly World Literature scholar. I bless the creator of this enigmatic prose poem (and Coicidene, the Goddess) for giving me what may be the most difficult (and exciting) challenge of my adult life...
... and through much trial and error, I realized that I could never piece together the true meaning of this message without going through the past works of its mysterious writer, a great prophet known only by the name "drlupinmario." My path lit by the slowly-rising sun, I rode my ever-trustworthy mule to the nearest library, in search of other pieces by this master of the quill.
My hours of searching resulted in a handful of mere scraps of paper, whom I treasured and protected as much, if not more, as I had that very first poem. I sped home as quickly as I could, only impeded by my mule collapsing from heat exhaustion for the fourth time that week. Perhaps it would have been wise for me to invest in one of those newfangled "automobiles" or what have you. Regardless, I returned to my studies, analyzing each "post" with as careful an eye as my withering pair (my eyes had little luck, too) could manage.
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I regret to inform you all that just this night one hour ago the pants happend to have died in a fatal car crash. This thread will be dedicated to the pants and all its pants-ness.
Indeed it should be noted that by further investigation, the ground was all bloody and messy from headcrabs. Furthermore, The police and FBI suspect that it is actually foul play, as a few witnesses suggest that there was a sniper on the book depository and the grassy Hole that day. But whatever sick bastards who did this will be caught. Already, Some idiot named John Freezeman or something swore onto his name "It is time for me to live up to my family name and face Full life Consequnces. " before walking into a signpost.
Below I post the recent crime photograph of the pants.
Warning! If you happen to be squimish or there are little kids in the room... well, I suppose it may be too late. |
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| See, I hail from a dark, Seedy (Heh, Seedy) side of the internet known as the 'Chans. Its the rough side of the internets where you have to be tough to survive, As well as possibly bat poo-poo insane. |
This valuable piece of information, to me, was more beautiful than the paintings of autistic elephants. It gave me a valuable tidbit: "drlupinmario" came from the mysterious country of *Chan. When I was a young child I distinctly remember whisperings of this country, rumors of the horrors that were perpetrated within its borders. Sneaking downstairs long after I was sent to bed, I heard uproarious tales of torture over overflowing mugs of ale. My opinion of this country, forever tainted by these childhood memories, only caused me to hold this man in higher regard: he had to struggle desperately to survive in a cruel, slum of a world, and still created such great works despite living in such filth. I moved on, eager in my studies.
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Ignore the lies of Atlas and his Parasites.
Blackstar will Rise Again... |
Ah, a quote in Mandarin Chanese! How unfortunate I am to not know more than the very rudiments of this rather complex language.
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diffrent preferances? What... A-Are you calling me... Oh you son of a *JUMPING PEPPERS!*! I oughta rip your spine out and shove it where the sun dont shine!
Or wait, are you saying that you like women? Because Im fine with that. Yknow, As long as you also like men too... Gee, I sure hopped I guessed your gender correctly. |
This scrap of paper... this scrap. With this scrap I made a great revelation, one that completely changed my worldview... for the worse. This prophet, this great being, the one I worshiped for many a year, the one I studied for countless ages... he wasn't really anything amazing. I looked back on all my other collected passages with a new eye. Every one, every last one... they were all just horrible entries on an internet forum. So much of my life dedicated to his teachings were squandered on finding deeper meanings in a bunch of shitposts. Tears in my eyes, I readied the noose. _________________ Shaon Galatea -- Artist | Musician | Radio DJ | Voice Actor | Writer |
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| That was quite thought out and discriptive. Congrats on returning from retirement. |
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Oh drlupinmario, the magnificence that was Shaon's last post is wasted on the likes of you
It's a shame you don't hang around here more often Shaon. _________________ If I'm not here, I'm probably over at...
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oh, but then that would make my occasional posts less amazing _________________ Shaon Galatea -- Artist | Musician | Radio DJ | Voice Actor | Writer |
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Ah, so you're looking to become the next EnD then?  _________________ If I'm not here, I'm probably over at...
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I would actually say something, but that work of literary genius up there is too distracting for the small and puny braincell that I still retain to contemplate. Therefore I'll settle for this: Should of checked the thread earlier as to truly admire the full glory of those words from when their combination was but a few minutes or hours old.
Ah, but I have delayed, and in so their young and unblemished visage as like a flower has wilted away, it's decay accelerated by the gruff and brutish formations of another!
So, I leave you with these words in parting, a hopeful and well-wishing greeting: May you linger a while more, and may your words continue to stand out amongst the dust-coated and dreary sight that makes up our world! Oh, and something about a birthday. That too.
And yes, I wrote in this particular style, both in homage and because I think that anything else wouldn't befit the writer. Something like that, anyway. _________________
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