An Impossibility No More

[Cirrial]

501 glances at the Wishmaster's casual disregard for the laws of physics, disassembling and reassembling the aliens into other lifeforms. While this strongly appeals to the mad-scientist side of his personality, it fails to appeal quite as strongly as the oncoming horde does to the staying-alive side of his mind.

He starts firing, repeatedly, with almost surgical precision. Automated systems guide his arms into more optimal positions, as his targeting systems draw useful overlays across his vision. "I'd love to learn more, but now isn't really the time!" Bolt after bolt of electrical energy screams across the air, smacking into and hopefully stunning each creature it hits.

"Five, I don't have the ammunition for an entire planet full of these guys! Change them back, magic guy! Change them back! If I could have a second wish it'd be change them back!!"

He backs up a few steps. "We'll be overrun in about two minutes. That's when I'll run out of ammo." He shoots at a few more aliens. He mutters sarcastically to the Wishmaster. "For some reason, which eludes me, I didn't plan on packing enough ammunition to shoot every living thing on the planet."

[Coolpikaaa]

The man now looked tired and sad.

501's words had brought the weight of the world onto his shoulders, snapping his out of his last bubble of happiness. He had let the world down and now he had to live with it.

"I...can't."

He shook his head.

"I...can't go against...a wish..."

The wishmaker sat on the ground, gloom radiating off him.

"The others will be here soon anyway. Then NO one will have a chance."

-coolpikaaa

[drlupinmario]

Dagger pops up from the ground and screams. The Xenomorph horde, who is only a few feet away, begins fighting amongst itself.

Dagger pays no attention to this. He whips out his claws with the intent of skinning the wishmaker alive. "Where... Where is it... WHERES MY WISHH?"

[Coolpikaaa]

"Your wish?"

The Wishmaster stood straight up, eyes now flaming with anger.

"YOUR WISH?!"

Only using one raised hand, the Wishmaker froze Dagger solid, and quickly the man was upon the Alien, staring him directly in the face. He wiped the thick layer of frost off the creature's eyes as if to say "You are going to want to see this."

"YOUR WISH ENDED THE LIVES OF TRILLIONS! YOU USED ME TO MAKE THIS MADNESS AND NOW YOU COMPLAIN?"

Seemingly out of nowhere, a large wooden mallet appeared in the Wishmaker's hands. The deranged and angry magic inside the man made the small weapon seem like the scariest ever in his hands. Several of the Xenomorphs turned and ran right there. The others watched, spellbound.

The man and mallet moved quickly, breaking a leg clean off the frozen animal. Now off balance, the whole icy mass tilted and fell. The left side of Dagger was crushed as he hit the ground with a loud sound.

From his vantage point the wishmaker could see the alien's eyes, one shattered, the other cracked in half.

"Now, fix your king." This time the wishmaster was speaking to the rest of the herd. A roll of duct tape had appeared next to the broken figure of Dagger and a handfull of the crowd had begun peicing him together.

"Now..." The Wishmaster spoke to everyone in the area. "More of my kind will be here soon. They will not be happy with me or any of you. If we wish for this dimension to keep existing, we will have to fight them off. Who is going to help me?"

The Wishmaker finished his speech, hoping the aliens knew the extent of what was about to happen. He shot Dagger a glance just as the workers had finished taping each piece back together and standing their king up. He was no longer frozen, but still small spiderwebs of cracks were visible. Hopefully he was on the wishmaster's side now. He couldn't handle another fight with the king.

-coolpikaaa

[Cirrial]

501, still with a death-grip on his ion pistol, stares at the Wishmaster's shattering of Dagger. Rooted to the spot, in both shock and an ever-rising fear of what this man would do next, he watches the alien horde patiently piece their leader back together.

No, no, I've had enough of this weirdness. That's it. I've had it. I can't take being here another moment.

He quietly starts backing away, drops the ion pistol to the floor, and stamps on it as hard as he can. It's a sturdy device, so it doesn't immediately break. However, the chances of it violently self-destructing upon its next use have been raised significantly.

He reaches to his back and takes out a small triangular panel from the metal hub his wings sprout from, or would sprout from if they were unfolded.

With haste, he throws this triangle on the ground. It whirrs and hums and unfolds into a triangular portal, just large enough for 501 to fall through it.

"No, forget this! I have no idea where this leads but anywhere's better than this!"

He jumps into the blue, crackling, and buzzing portal. Once he has vanished, the triangular portal abruptly collapses, and the device that projected it suddenly sparks violently.

All that remains of 501's presence here are a broken weapon and a broken portal generator.

(( Might come back in with a different character. Bit busy at the moment, so consider this a conclusion of 501's involvement if I don't get any more posts in. ))

[drlupinmario]

A set of eyes begins floating into the sky.

"Brother..." They seem to announce as quickly as they appear.


"I am dissapointed with you, Brother. Very Very Disapointed...

A lightning bolt shoots out of the pair of eyes and a very large crowd is turned back into their orignal forms. The set of eyes immidetly dissapears into the clouds

Some time later, After being taped together, Dagger gets up. "I just want to let you know, Once this is all over... Im going to skin you alive..."

"You will do no such thing, Little worm! Your wish has upset the natural balance of the universe. Something of which I am forced to correct"



A bald man wearing a green robe appears and puts his hand down towards the ground. A large shockwave emits from his palm, sweeping througout the entire planet. The shockwave changes everyone back into what they were prior to the large planetwide transformation and returns things to normal.

"In time, Brother, You will learn how to control your powers, and prevent such a disaster from happening. For now, your training is incompleat. You must come with me...


The Xenomorph shrugs. Again, His wish of being a supreme ruler is denied. He decides to slip away when a large hand blocks his way and picks him up by the tail.

"You, On the other hand... You must be punished. For causing such a disturbance across the galaxy, not to mention the thousands of lives your little wish has killed. And yet, In order to keep the wheels of fate moving, I must grant your wish in one form or anouther..."


The hand tosses the Xenomorph up into the air, of where he transforms into... A small, brunete girl, endowed only in the skin that was once her own.


"I now send you to the artic wastes. Only there you will find what you seek..."

To be continued....