Amusing Quotes Thread

[Shaon]

I am incredibly surprised and disturbed that, in all the years Blackstar has existed, there was no 'funny quotes thread'.

Pretty much, dump whatever amusing quotes from wherever in this thread.
all of mine will probably involve Katon because he just tends to be really funny

bloopie @djkaton quit slacking you slackerbutt you
djkaton @bloopie what I said I'd do it tomorrow
bloopie @djkaton SLACKERSLACKERSLACKER
Charizaro @bloopie SLACKS ARE A TYPE OF PANTS. DOES THAT MEAN KATON IS A PAIR OF PANTS?
Shaon @Charizaro MAN IF KATON WAS A PAIR OF PANTS I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR HIM... or um
Charizaro @Shaon Oh you know you want to Shaon.
Shaon @Charizaro You get to wear katon pants first.
djkaton @Shaon Y'know, I'm already on a fine pair of legs. ;D ...That sounds so dirty. I'm just trying to fit the metaphor, I swear!
Charizaro @djkaton You're doing better at sounding dirty than fitting in the metaphor.
Shaon @djkaton Sorry, I like my pants long. You're just too short~
Charizaro @Shaon http://i40.tinypic.com/2mqruyw.png This is my new webcam ohman.
Charizaro @shaon OOOH. THAT'S HARSH. :O
djkaton @Shaon MY LEGS LIKE THE WAY I AM JUST FINE THANK YOU I DON'T NEED YOU OR YOUR HURTFUL BUTT. ;o;
Charizaro @djkaton wtf why are we all talking about butts nowadays.
Shaon @djkaton OH BUT YOU DO~ DON'T DENY IIIIT
djkaton @Shaon bahaha what are you calling me unfaithful to my current butt
Shaon @djkaton YES. YES I AM
Charizaro @djkaton because she wants to be your butt instead.
mashiankrekku @djkaton @Shaon @charizaro all of you shut the f*** up

(00:00:56) djkaton:
Were there really 2,991 shaons before this?
(00:01:0 shaon2992:
Yes.
(00:01:13) shaon2992:
It was a horrible battle. I emerged on top.
(00:01:24) djkaton:
Amazing.

[02:18] * Noelle is now known as BlackLeader
[02:18] * BlackLeader changes topic to ‘I <3 sexy beards <3’
[02:18] * BlackLeader is now known as Noelle
[02:20] * Noelle is now known as Kebby
[02:20] <Namtab> OMG KEBBY IS OPfrtg
[02:21] * Taco stabs Kebby
[02:21] * Kebby changes topic to ‘I <3 Katon’
[02:21] * Kebby is now known as Noelle
[02:22] * Noelle is now known as Ranger
[02:22] * Ranger changes topic to ‘I <3 Megablocks’
[02:22] * Ranger is now known as Noelle
[02:23] <KalibrationLTD> ranger u so solly
[02:25] <JaguarRocker> megablox, you mean
[02:25] <Taco> sure
[02:25] <JaguarRocker> smh at fake megablox fans
[02:26] <Noelle> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Brands
[02:27] * Noelle is now known as Ranger
[02:27] * Ranger changes topic to ‘I <3 Megabloks’
[02:27] * Ranger is now known as Noelle
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[12:20] * Ranger (IceChat7@5EF9F9E7.F9C2D7AA.C69E4862.IP) has joined #radiopsi
[12:20] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Ranger
[12:20] *Ranger stares at topic
[12:20] * Ranger just STARES
[12:21] <ranger> [10:20] ->> Topic is: I <3><ranger> [10:20] ->> Topic set by Ranger on 1/3/2009 12:27:26 AM
[12:22] <ranger> REGNAAAAAAAAR

<+SiLiontNight> sick
<+SiLiontNight> looks like this night
* +SiLiontNight puts on sunglasses
<+SiLiontNight> won't be so silent
<+ZedOn34thStreet> HOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<+ZedOn34thStreet> WON'T GET COAL AGAIN

<@snowbodex> BELIEVE IT OR NOT GUYS
<gunstar_xmas> PLEASE FORGIVE ME SNOWBODEX!
<gunstar_xmas> GRANT MERCY ON MY SOUL!
<@snowbodex> THERE ARE OTHER DJS ASIDE FROM KATON
<@Katon>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH