Paranoia!

[Kazumaru]

The creepy clique known as /door/ has started a game of Paranoia, and decided to post some of it for your amusement, Citizens.

[Shaon]

Cirr: He appears to be in some sort of serious distress, weeping quietly but strongly enough that his whole body shudders. Suddenly, he notices you looking at him. Scrambling back further under the counter, he shouts, "Don't eat me!"
* Ja-R-HED-1 slaps himself. *

Cirr: Your clone was decanted without the previous mental retardation of your prime clone.
Cirr: You do however have a strange fondness for triangle shaped objects.

[Shaon]

Tibe-R-IUS-1 says, "Hey Computer, I know we're taking a test and everything, but, like, I'm REALLY hungry."
Tibe-R-IUS-1 says, "Hey wait are you a man or a woman?"
Tibe-R-IUS-1 says, "woah"
Tibe-R-IUS-1 says, "I just realized that our whole world could be run by someone with no gender."
Tibe-R-IUS-1 says, "Do you realize what this means?"
Tibe-R-IUS-1 shouts, "Computer! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IMPLIES?!"
* Tibe-R-IUS-1 stands up, knocking his chair over *
Tibe-R-IUS-1 says, "Oh man. Wow, that is profound."
The Computer: Tibe-R-IUS, I have adjusted your mandatory medication. Please refrain from taking the drugs listed on this printout.

Cirr: Okay
Cirr: You're both leaving the sanity testing room, with Tibe as high as a kite. Well, there's little wind in the underground Alpha Complex, but still.
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 is blown about. *
Cirr: You're missionless, I've forgotten your service firms and societies, and so WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS dear god UP TO YOU

* The Docbot explodes in a puff of smoke and cloud of metal debris. *
Cirr: Luckily, it mostly misses Redshi.
Tibe-R-IUS-2: What luck!
Cirr: Except for a gear to the skull.

Cirr: SUDDENLY.
Redshi-R-RRT-2 says, "Let's go get you somewhere where you won't kill yourself."
Cirr: Tibe-R-IUS's PDC starts to ring.
Cirr: Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring ring.
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 looks alarmed and begins searching everywhere for it. *
Cirr: It rings harder.
* Redshi-R-RRT-2 sighs *
Tibe-R-IUS-2 shouts, "Oh my god my pants are a bomb!"
Redshi-R-RRT-2: Should I get it for him
Cirr: if you want
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 begins to take them off, but has trouble with the button. *
* Redshi-R-RRT-2 retrieves Tibe's PDC from his back pocket *
* Redshi-R-RRT-2 answers it *
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, "You're gunna blow up~"
Tibe-R-IUS-2: *!
The Computer: Redshi-R-RRT, why are you answering Tibe-R-IUS's PDC?
Redshi-R-RRT-2 says, "Hello, this is Redshi-R-RRT. Tibe-R-IUS is currently... incapacitated... so I am answering for him."
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, "Is it Friend Computer?"
The Computer: Why is Tibe-R-IUS incapacitated?
Tibe-R-IUS-2 shouts, "Let me talk to him!"
Redshi-R-RRT-2 says, "Hell if I know."
Redshi-R-RRT-2 shouts, "No, you're going to do something stupid!"
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, "Friend Computer is my friend. See, it says so when I say his name."
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, ""Friend Computer""
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 says it slowly like Redshi-R-RRT wouldn't understand otherwise. *
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, "_Friend_ Computer."
The Computer: Failure to provide a satisfactory report will be marked as a failure on your permanent record. Please file such a report at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day, Citizen.
Cirr: The PDC goes quiet.
Tibe-R-IUS-2 shouts, "Bye Friend Computer!"
* Redshi-R-RRT-2 hands the PDC back to Tibe. *
Redshi-R-RRT-2 says, "I hate you."
Redshi-R-RRT-2 says, "So much."
Cirr: Suddenly, Tibe-R-IUS's PDC starts ringing again.
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 's face falls. *
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 s face falls *
Tibe-R-IUS-2 shouts, "My turn!"
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 answers it. *
* Redshi-R-RRT-2 sighs *
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, "Hellooooooo"
The Computer: Tibe-R-IUS, are you currently incapacitated?
Redshi-R-RRT-2 shouts, "Yes, he is!"
Tibe-R-IUS-2 says, "ÁHola amigo! Has venido experimentar las alegr’as de la libre amor y la magia?"
Redshi-R-RRT-2 says, "That's spanish for "Yes, he is!""
The Computer: Usage of Old Reckoning languages is treason. Please report to a Correction Booth immediately. Thank you for your co-operation.
Cirr: The PDC goes dead.

[Shaon]

Cirr: You're in a short hall.
* Tibe-R-IUS-2 heads Dennis. *
Cirr: It opens up into a massive and gloriously wide chamber, and enormous open space so high you can't see the top.
Tibe-R-IUS-2: o_o
Tibe-R-IUS-2: Dennis is an awesome direction.

Cirr: Everywhere you look you see citizens of high rank. RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, GREEN, even.. up on that catwalk! Is that an INDIGO talking with a pair of BLUE citizens?!
Cirr: It really is!
Cirr: You've never seen an INDIGO citizen in person before.
Cirr: Truly you have arrived.
* Redshi-R-RRT-3 is completely oblivious to the beauty. *
Redshi-R-RRT-3 says, "Hey wait, is that Tr-I-SHA?"
Cirr: There's no INFRARED citizens to be found.
* Redshi-R-RRT-3 points at the INDIGO *
Redshi-R-RRT-3 says, "That's so Tr-I-SHA. I recognize her."
Some random clone says, "Nah, that's, uh, whassisname, Sin-I-STR."
* Redshi-R-RRT-3 looks closer *
Redshi-R-RRT-3 says, "Huh, you're right."
Ja-R-HED-2: You'd think that'd be a treasonous name.

Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Yay! I can think! )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( This is a first. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( I like that statue. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Tinfoil. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Mmm, tinfoil. Pink tinfoil would be awesome. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( I wonder if Friend Computer makes pink tinfoil. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Maybe that map over there would work better. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Or maybe those-- Man, that's a pretty statue. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Too bad it's not pink. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( I like pink. )

Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( I haven't said space, galactic, or solar in a while. )
Cirr: and that's why you're not getting more PP
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( And that's why I'm not getting more PP. )
Ja-R-HED-2 . o O ( Wait. What? )
Cirr: Just then, Ja-R-HED dies of finally shattering the fourth wall.
Ja-R-HED-2 has eaten his last Hot Fun.

* Cirr follows Ja-R-HED. *
Cirr: no i don't
Ja-R-HED-3:
Tibe-R-IUS-2:
* Hal Jordan follows Ja-R-HED *
Ja-R-HED-3: Fail.
Ja-R-HED-3: Yay, I have A GM following me~
Cirr: want another death by fourth wall

* Hal Jordan smacks its head into Ja-R-HED's leg, waving its stubby legs around. *
Ja-R-HED-3 says, "What is it, Hal Jordan? Did T-I-MMY fall down a well?"
Cirr: have 3 PP