An invite to join the other flock. (85% more monkey!)

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Religious zealots. Don't listen to 'em." Embri advises. "Best to stuff something in your ears and avoid eye contact. Scary they are, that lot!"

Fort · Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject:

*A hoarde of religous zeilots surround Embri and press leaflets in her face.*

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Embri squishes her eyes and ears shut, sings some insane cartoon theme song at the top of her lungs, and surrounds herself with a fiery aura, promptly burning all the pamphlets to ash.

Fort · Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject:

"DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW IF THE UNICORN WALKS AMONG US?" Came a hollow voice piercing into her skull.

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Huh?" Embri's eyes fly open. "Whazzat? Who's there? What unicorn?"

Confused, Embri turns in circles, seeking the origin of the voice.

Fort · Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:40 am Post subject:

*Taking their chance, while Embri had her eyes open, the Religous sect hypnotised her with a Monkey clapping symbols.*

This is all perfectly legitiamit! Was it not Cupcake who said:
"And use my Toy Monkey as a hypnotisim Symbol, to be used alternatively on tuesdays, you must use a ball of fluff on all other days. Your god has spoken! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtin!"

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Owowow!" Embri shakes her head, cymbal crashes ringing in her ears. The unicorn blacks out, only to wake up .... in a llama costume.

Getting back up onto her feet, Embri-Lama surveys the assembled Chosen of Cupcake, and proclaims.

"Disciples of Cupcake!

The time is near for us to fufill our sworn duties to the Lords Cupcake, Cupcake and Cupcake! Go forth, and seek out the brightly coloured demonic ones known as Teletubbies, and smite them down in the name of the Monkey Gods three!"

The Embri-Lama flies forth to spread the works of Cupcake.

thatanos · Banished One Posts: 204

Fort,

..............Was it not the prophet cipcupa the 56th who said only through Lammas can the monkeys power grow soon we shall show true enlightenment to all who seek it and all who don't. For we are the monkeys hence our power.

Cipcupa 11 BC - 179 AD

Fort · Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject:

Was it not Cipcupa who also said:
"On second thoughts, Llamas make me sneeze, lets just use Llamas symbolicly and sacrafice goats instead...for the sake of my alleriges."

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Embri-Lama prances around, singing an off key song about the monkeys Cupcake three and 1001 different flavors of banana.

Cloud · Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:02 am Post subject:

Don't forget the song about the dancing monkeys that teaches one how to look foolish in style.

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

"Woo, do you think I should sing that one too? Hmm. You know, maybe we should have a choir or something... "

Goron40 · Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 6:47 am Post subject:

*Douses Embri with water in an attempt to snap her out of it*

Embri · Black Spider Blackstar Native Old Friend Posts: 2172

Dances around Goron singing "1001 flavours of Banana in honor of Cupcake, Cupcake and Cupcake".

"Come Goron, join me and praise the all mighty lords of the Golden Banana! Everlasting praise be upon the children of Bob!"

Goron40 · Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:05 am Post subject:

Her mind is gone...