The Ego Script Game!

Zerrer · Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject:

David: *To Triste* I have to. *Points at SFOT* I wouldn't live long if i didnt

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

Demetris: *sticks tounge out*

Jesten: *huffs*

Yaris: It's a simple fact! I mean, time cannot lie.

Demetris: I AM NOT GOING TO BE MATING WITH THAT IDIOT IN FIVE YEARS!

Jesten: AND I'M NOT FALLING IN LOVE WITH THAT DROLLING MADWOMAN EITHER!

Yaris: *sighs* It's a marvel that I exist.... and then there's the little fact that you guys die...

Jesten: D:

Demetris: D:

Both: WE CAN'T DIE! WE'RE IMMORTAL!

Yaris: And then you have another child before death.

Both: D:< *jump off cliff just to get away from Yaris*

Yaris: .... they don't understand.

Maraha · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:12 am Post subject:

Maraha: *Proceeds to decorate David's hair with pink pawprint bows*
Triste: ... How.... how?

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Contra: -_-; When Aaron up and bucks the kicket, I think I'll just crawl into a hole and die. Well, I'd like to do that right now, but I'm so terribly busy.
Aaron: ...

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Arachna: D8> Whaddya mean you're gonna kill me off!?
Maraha: I. hate. you.
Arachna: B-but I'm hot!
Contra: Not.
Atayuhl: >D And I get to be the one that kills him and the rest of his vile spawn~<3
Contra: You do realize that you're his spawn too, right?
Atayuhl: ... Yeah. I'll deal with myself later.
Contra: ... Suicide?
Atayuhl: Whatever it takes to completely rid this world of that... that thing. *Points to Arachna*
Arachna: *Tears own shirt off and poses*
Maraha: *Twitchdrool*

Zerrer · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject:

David: I never kill people off.
Zerrer: . . .
David: Except for Zerrer's entire world.
Zerrer: <_<
David: But it's his own fault.
Zerrer: 0.o
David: *Nod Nod*
Zerrer: DX

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:20 pm Post subject:

Drifter: *behind Arachna* Dieee! *snarls and raises her axe*
Sfot: Yay, we get to see him die~
F-O: *whips out a camcorder* >D
Sfot: Remember to keep that handy for Ssod's wedding! ^^
Insanity: W-What?! I-I haven't even proposed yet! D:
Sfot: Ha! You admitted you will! >D
Insanity: T_T Please don't tell her...

Intyalle · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject:

Tel'Erusva: *looks around* It sure has been a long time since i've done one of these. I can't even remember why it's been so long.
Intyalle: I do. writer's block, among other things.
Tel'Erusva: Oh yeah, that...

... I think it's still there.

Crickets: *chirp*
Tel'Erusva: Yup, definitely still there. Maybe I'll try again later. *wanders off*

Maraha · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:22 am Post subject:

Arachna: *Is dead*
Atayuhl: *Shot self, sos is dead too*
Rein: *Fell in battle, almost dead*
Maraha: *Suddenly lost all powers, almost dead*
Me: *Hungry, insane, almost dead*

Intyalle · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject:

Tel'Erusva: Well given we just went off and started two RPs, maybe the writer's block is wearing off. Maybe we just need a topic.
Kathcantavaria: Fish.
Intyalle: No, books. Books are much more interesting.
Melanaur: How's about fire? That will burn her fish and your precious books. *nasty grin*
SFNut: Nooo, Babylon 5! Or Vulcans!
Melanaur: I can melt your tapes and DVDs too, y'know.
SFNUT: *clutches collection to her chest* Don't you dare!
Melanaur: *grins evilly and wafts a fireball in front of SFNut* Maybe I will, maybe I just will dare...
Intyalle: Oh leave her be Melanaur.
Insanity: *nibbles self*
Melanaur: And why should I listen to you? I can be evil if I want, it's in my nature after all. *kicks a kitten*
Kathcantavaria: How dare you! *shifts into lioness form and clamps down hard on Melanaur's leg*
Melanaur: *sends a ring of fire down her leg to burn Varia*
Kathcantavaria: *yelps and lets go, settling for growling threateningly*
Melanaur: You don't scare me, little kitty witty.
Noldokuruni: Don't be so mean to people, Melanaur!
Melanaur: Oh look, little miss righteous! And what're you gonna do that Intyalle and Kathcantavaria can't?
Noldokuruni: I could... cast a spell of protection on you! *looks smug and casts a spell of protection on Melanaur*
Spell of Protection: *does what it's meant to, for once*
Melanaur: *cracks up laughing*
Noldokuruni: *looks apalled* So the one time I don't want the spell to work, it does?
Melanaur: *between fits of laughter* It certainly.... looks... that way!
Insanity: *in a posh voice* You are all behaving very immaturely.
All except Insanity: *shocked silence*
Insanity: *nibbles self*

Maraha · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:36 am Post subject:

Maraha: Aiughnfuvel!
Dreamweaver: Huh...?
Maraha: KAUNHGDYNGD!
Triste: Oh, look who came online... -_-;
Maraha: INSGYNBDTGN DAGNABBIT! D:<

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Chronos: HAH! Non-EC ego scripts? This thread is hardly worth my time.
Ashen: Well look at you, mister look-at-me.
Chronos: Yes, I am nice to look at, aren't I?
Ashen: Not what I meant.
EnD: Nice to look at? HAH! You're a gigantic bowl of ugly, sir.
Chronos: D:
VW: Well, this picture and its comments say otherwise.
Raven: >:3
Chronos: That's right. MY BEAUTY IS UNDENIABLE!
Net: I can deny it.
Tink: Me too.
MDude: So can I.
Addman: I don't know, guys. I'm having a hard time denying it.
Chronos: You big blue lug! C'mere!
Addman: Oh dear god!
Cloud: EVERYBODY RUN!
HisLordship: The hugs are bad. I've had more than my fair share...
Ashen: Ugh, me too.
3kul: Hey, Ashen, what happens in the cave stays in the cave.
Fort: Not true, sir. I brought some caramel!
MDude: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO! *commits sepukku*
Fort: No, I checked this one for explosives already. *eats caramel*
3kul: *inches slowly away*
Fort: *turns green*
Maraha: Now wait just a minute here, this ego script is all wrong.
Chronos: What do you mean?
Maraha: It's still not funny. Shouldn't the funny have kicked in around the third line?
Chronos: Uh...
Cloud: Well? We're waiting.
Chronos: uh...
Raven: ...
Tink: ...
3kul: *frowns*
MDude: ...
Swix: ...
Fort: *collapses*
Chronos/Maraha: THERE IT IS!
Addman: HELL yeah!
Everyone: *parties like it's 4999*

EnD: You're still ugly.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject:

Sfot: MARAHA!

Everybody: *ceases partying* O_O How'd she get in here?...
Sfot: Get yer damn sword out mah neck.
Maraha:...*removes sword* Now what?
Sword: *turns into Dreamweaver* D< STOP IT WITH THE TWISTED DREAMS. *turns back into a sword*
Maraha: ._.
Sfot: Right. Resume partying, m'kay? Oh, and don't eat the fish. *skewers her neck with sword, leaves*

Everybody:....*starts with the party-ness again*

Maraha · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject:

Maraha: o/\o *Is concerned*
Triste: -_-; He's probably just grounded.
Maraha: Or crushed by a car-
Triste: Or lost his internet connection.
Maraha: Or beaten by one of his brothers-
Triste: Or too busy readi-
Maraha: Or beaten by his desk- D:
Triste: *Furytwitch* SHADDAP!
Maraha: ... >: