Would You Rather...?

Taxim · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 255

The dog feces, only because it would take less time to eat and you could quickly wash the taste down with something like battery acid...

Would you rather carry a cow up Mt. Fiji barefoot,

or,

take a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris?

Maraha · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:25 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris. He's not actually a superhuman god thing, it's amazing.

Would you rather

be immortal and absolutely miserable

or only live a single day and be absolutely, incredibly happy?

(The former makes for a great, albeit cliche, story. Lulz.)

HisLordship · Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 6:12 am Post subject:

Immortality.

Maraha · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

Uhh... uhhh.... erm... the... the former?

Would you rather drown or be stung to death by thousands of incredibly dangerous jellyfish?

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

Drown plzkthx

Would you rather:

Be captured by a race of intelligent mice and end up becoming one of them

or

Be locked in a fight with an intelligent raven and win, killing the raven?

Maraha · Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:59 am Post subject:

The latter... I've never found rats very attractive anyway.

Would you rather:

Have your nose nibbled off by a duck

or

be framed and go to jail for life?

(To anyone who knows what game I'm referencing, conbragulations.)

Skald of Storms · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 81

I'd rather have my nose nibbled off by a duck, at least after that I could go do something fun, and I can live without my nose thank you very much.

Would you rather bathe in the strongest corrosive substance known to man

Or

Have your family turned into wolves that will then rapidly tear you to pieces and eat you...?

Taxim · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 255

The acid, even though it would hurt more it would take less time. Plus we could probably crack our head on the tub to speed things up...

Would you rather be condemned to view EVERY page on the internet?

Or

Live your whole life reading "Tracy Beaker" over and over again?

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:34 am Post subject:

However sad it is... The internet option!

Would you rather be forced to watch everybody you love die in horrific ways,

OR,

be tortured horrificly by your family, doomed to suffer as much pain as possible before you die?

Maraha · Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:24 pm Post subject:

Well, I could be tortured horrifically by my family, but I'd rather not die... Oh well. Torture it is.

Would you rather:

Live alone on a planet without oxygen, doomed to a slow, painful, lonely death

or

Live alone on a planet without land, doomed to eventually grow tired and drown?

Zerrer · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:29 am Post subject:

Without land. Infinite water would be a sight to behold.

Would you rather;

Become illiterate permanently, or

Become deaf and mute.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:34 am Post subject:

Deaf & mute, I guess. I can still type and read, thus I can continue to roleplay and weave stories. ^^

Would you rather be trapped in a world of machinery, destinied to continue your existance as a drone with no control over your body, repairing the machinery,

OR be forced to wander through a world of plants and forests, still destinied to continue your existance as a drone with no control over your body and only there to plant and protect the vegitation that is your world?

Taxim · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 255

Machinery. We find machinery fascinating. By the way, you all seem to have beautiful questions about being tortured by your family and bathing in acid...

Would you rather be a soldier in the Care-Bear Platoon?

Or,

would you rather have only one friend who is a blue tennis ball called Soup?

Cirrial · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:13 pm Post subject:

The tennis ball. If Portal taught me anything, it's that it's possible to have a strong, rewarding, loyal friendship with a completely inanimate object, however brief.

Would you rather:

Be forced to eat a blue tennis ball called Soup?

Or

Find yourself in the cockpit of a helicopter, thousands of miles in the sky, with the rotor blade starting to very quickly slow down?

Zerrer · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: