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Netdroid9
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 Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:14 am Post subject: QotM 1: Time to vote! |
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Well, the nomination period should be over by now, so get ready to vote!
I'm thinking cash prizes for the pole positions and a medal to all participants. Be a good oppertunity to make more medals  .
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| Danikat wrote: |
| Goron40 wrote: |
| "You there, flaming horse! Do you speak my native tounge?" |
((Now theres a sentance you just wouldn't see outside of RP.  )) |
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| 3kul wrote: |
3kul: Fellow villagers, since we all face imminent and immediate doom, it's time we levelled with you. See, we haven't been entirely truthful in the way we've ruled over you and-
MfS: It was I who tainted our water supply with dangerously high amounts of pepper, not the rare endandered pepperfish!
3kul: Actually, that's not what I-
MfW: It was I who was secretly eating your children whilst you were wondering about the safety of the peppered water!
3kul: That's a little disgusting, considering that we didn't bathe because of that, but-
Douglas: It was I who-
3kul: Enough! Yes, those are all bad things that you did whilst we were in power, but we haven't gotten to my secret yet.
Random Villager #1: For the love of god, what is it?
Random Villager #2: Did you rob us whilst we slept?
Random Villager #3: Install cameras in our houses?
3kul: No no no, nothing that invasive to one's privacy. I secretly implanted microchips into you back when we decided that pinecones would be our currency. See, I just put the tiny chip on the edge of a pinecone, and it goes through your hand-
Random Villager #1: For the love of god, what do the chips do?
3kul: They turn you into cyborgs when I push this button.
Random Villager #3: But... Why?
3kul: To be honest, there's really only one reason - because I thought it would be cool. *presses button*
*five minutes later*
3kul: ... Why isn't anything happening?
Villagers: Because we already are cyborgs!
Douglas: 
MfS:
MfW: *chokes up a metal baby*
3kul: ... I mean,
((PLOT TWIST!!! FEEL THE DRAMA!!!)) |
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| Goron40 wrote: |
"A hug from you? Let me list reasons why that's not happening... First, you have no hands... Second... You're on fire! That would hurt very much..."
Goron eyes Embri uneasily.
"And don't the rest of you get any ideas..." |
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Net
Crowns. They're interesting little buggers, despite their simple lifestyle. They feed off the psychological stimuli of other life-forms. To do so, they scurry up behind someone and sit on their head. Quite embaressing if you ask me. They're very selective, often waiting millenia before finding a 'good enough' host. But when one comes along, boom, goodbye hat and hello parasticic *happy spices* made out of some kind of wierd metal thing. Just one warning: Don't try to pick one up, they bite.
Of course, Net knew nothing about crowns (his speciality being useless, pointless things like Quantum Physics and the Space/Time continuum.), and when he picked up the dusty old thing he got an aweful shock when it bit him, screamed 'Fark off, I'm trying to sleep' at him in a shrill voice and jumped behind a cupboard. Vowing to never do spring cleaning for DP again, he leaned down and read the label of the now de-crowned bust.
'The original king of Psychotopia, his likeness preserved for all eternity in this cheapo chineese bust. Some say his decendants still lurk the city, waiting for a chance to strike back at the 'Tyrant' that 'stole' their rightful place at the head of Psychotopian royal societ-'
Boom! Net sqeuals as a large chunk of roof suddenly becomes floor. He runs up the stairs, hoping to get to the bottom of all this.
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"Got 'em! And you said I was a bad shot." "Two words: Total Luck-job." "...Suuuuure... "
*The battlemonkeys watch as their fellow team-mates drop into the palace building and start the long process required to complete their objective: 'Search and Destroy'.* |
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Addman
Psychotopia sure was weird. Not only were there no cookie shops in the entire shopping district, it had suddenly begun to rain salad, Addman's natural enemy. He was hardly surprised when a large booming noise was heard from the Psychotopian temple up ahead, but what did startle him was a girly scream which sounded like Net. Actually, it wasn't that shocking as the EC had all gotten used to that scream after Net came to the Halloween Party late and seen a room full of demons dressed as lawyers.
The ooking of battlemonkeys could also be heard in the distance. Perhaps the silly little simians had finally turned on their cruel trainer, or they were playing with the dynamite shaped like bannas again. Even so, Addman slinks away towards the temple to find out what's going on. |
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Net
Battlemonkey Sniper: ...Hello, what do we have here? Looks like someone's intruding on our fun. Shall I... 'Incapacitate' him?
Battlemonkey Leader: We have strict orders from HQ. Retrieve the crown and keep casualties to a minimum. Just stay here and make sure noone tries to get in.
*The battlemonkeys enter the palace, leaving the sniper in his nest to defend their flank.*
Battlemonkey Sniper: ...Screw that.
*A loud, high-pitched pulse echos off distant buildings as the sniper unleashes firey death on whoever was in his cross-hairs at the time.* |
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Addman
*As Addman walks toward the cause of the disturbance, a loud shot is heard that echos around the currently deserted area. A speeding bullet flies towards Addman, and makes contact with a cookie he was holding up, ready to place in his mouth. It shatters into a million pieces. Addman's eyes narrow*
You shall pay! |
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Father Mac
"Such an illustrious set of welcomes. Thank ye all for making such a man as myself feel so welcome. Indeed, some ideas may clash with my own. But I am not one to purposefully create an enemy out of someone. Oh no! I intend to see the best of all those that I can find!
Mr. T? A man to be blessed. A talented actor of such origin for his time. Great respect flows from my heart. And holy water is a powerful item when belief is true and pure.
Praise is something that comes easy, even to one who may have at one time tried to kill you my dear sista. But has this incredible God had a single bad thought about you recently? If not, I hope one could forgive and forget. A basis of many faiths!"
Looking down at the cat, "I cannot believe in one God. I believe in many. But there is always one God more powerful than another. I fear not any God, but, indeed, see the good in each one.
May you all prosper...." |
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| Sephirothsicase wrote: |
| Bah, Give me 2 days and a load of napalm... |
J:
| Goron40 wrote: |
*Skips massively long post and tries to get a general idea by only readin last few lines*
So are you saying you're god? |
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Net
The Hitch-hiker's guide to Psychotopia has this to say about Grizzly Bears: 'Don't try and outrun one of Psychotopia's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down and eat you. Of course, you could always climb up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks down the tree and eats you.' |
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*Cloud phones the Officer in charge of the ambush against Speeder.*
Cloud: It seems Douglas has moved locations, I want a trace on him immediately.
Officer: A trace?
Cloud: Yes!
Officer: How do we do that?
Cloud: He has been electronically tagged.
Officer: We ran out of those remember? He has been fitted with a bell.
Cloud: A bell that you can hear from any location around the world?
Officer: No, just a normal bell.
Cloud: This will not do at all, find Douglas by any means possible. Search this entire land if you have to! I want him found!
*In his anger Cloud smashes the brandy glass against the ground and walks off. Suddenly he sees his whole army on fire from Speeders crazy attack.*
Cloud: Oh no, this cannot be happening. JEEVES!
Jeeves: You called Sir?
Cloud: My whole army has been wiped out. I need this settlement nuked immediately while I'm teleported to a safe location!
Jeeves: Ok Sir!
Cloud: You mean we have a teleporter?
Jeeves: Ah no. We spent all our money on the nuke, I was just going to nuke the place with you in it.
Cloud: JEEVES, HOW DARE YOU!
*Jeeves picks up a white glove and slaps Cloud with it.*
Jeeves: You sir are a baboon. I quit!
Cloud: That's it! Cannons at dawn.
*Cloud and Jeeves appear on top of a hill a metre apart. They have huge cannons ready to fire. In the background a missile fires from the middle of Cloud's settlement, its target: Cloud's settlement!* |
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I'm sorry to tell you Dani, but due to radiation and some escaped monkeys from the zoo, England is now ruled by Apes. If you come back here, expect to become a slave to our great monkey masters and be forced to construct a 200,000 foot tall giant banana statue in their honour!
*Whipcrack*
Owch! Sorry bubbles, I'll get back to work!
*Whipcrack*
Owch, just let me finish this post!
*Whipcrack**Whipcrack**Whipcrack*
Owowowowowow! |
I've given them letters so you don't have to quote them when you vote for them. Multiple votes are allowed, but only one per quote .
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I vote K
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:11 am Post subject: |
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Ok, I"ve made the image for the medal:
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:30 am Post subject: TRIPLE POST OF DOOOOOOM! |
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Made the medal, now the fundamental question: If a person has more than one quote nominated, do they get one medal per quote, or one medal for the month.
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I think the medal should go to whoever gets the most votes, afterall, if this carries on, they'll be a new medal to give out every month 
I vote for L, that one really made me laugh.
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Definitely K. I know it all too well to find it anything else but funny!
2/2's for two r0x0rz!
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:38 am Post subject: |
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QotM Nominee
 QotM Winner
 Quote of the Year winner
Edit: I've moved this to the general chat to allow everyone a chance to vote. I'm also going edit this thing into a poll for convinience.
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 11:50 am Post subject: |
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NB: you can vote for J....
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| Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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sorry about that, You can vote for J now!
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I vote G... It's not the fact that he was fired at, it's the fact that Addman was concerned with his cookie... 
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Seems like a handfull of people say the funny stuff... There's like 5 of us there that have 2+ quotes...
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Anything that gives a man such as myself an accurate guide to survival, and to exploration is a blessing indeed.
I would be greatly concerned about approaching dangerous wild animals, as it is tempting those greater than you to punish you for tresspassing against such magnificent animals.
This, my brotha's and sista's is why I vote, not for myself. No, no, no No! Such a selfish act is wrong. I, voted K.
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I vote L, as it has just made me laugh a lot more than the others
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| Oh man, there are so many good ones, that I can't choose! I'm voting for all of the except H. H isn't funny. |
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What to do, what to do. So many people to show my hatred... I MEAN KINDNESS! YES! KINDNESS!
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