Stuck in the middle with you...

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject: Stuck in the middle with you...

...AKA: Mountain Trek the MUSICAL!!!!

We've never had a musical RP, so let's start one. The rules are simple. In every post you make, you have to at least make one parody of a popular song. It could be anything from a verse to the whole shebang. Have fun!

LordPsycho · Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject:

((Good idea, this will certainly provide a twist. Just one more rule...every song actually has to move the story along))

Speeder · Red Belt Old Friend A2K Member Posts: 280

(This looks good. I think I'll take part!)

Kyle was walking down the street. It had been another long school day. He opened his mouth and sang "Lonely. I'm so lonely. I have nobody. But of my own." To cheer him up, because, well, he WAS lonely. Nobody wanted to be his friend, though he tried SO hard. Sad

Then he saw a notice. "Mountain Trek 101! Make friends! Go on an adventure! Have the thrill of a lifetime!"

"I think I will. I really think I will."

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 5:07 am Post subject:

This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Net2 here (Hello!),
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny box of popcorn... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
"Play the second best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul. If you had one. Which you don't. BECAUSE I ATE IT! MUAHAHAHA!"

Well me and Net2, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "*%#% off."
But the Demonic Popcorn Box said "Do it or I'll reveal the secret of the Eraser to the world."
And we replied thusly: "Ah poo-poo, fine. If you insist. Wanker."

And we played the first thing that came to our heads (Into my head, you mean!),
Just so happened to be,
The Second Best Song in the World, it was The Second Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make five, two and one make twelve,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth grow and the moon doth shine
And the grass doth glow (What the hell was that, Net? Eh?! EH?!?!?!)...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but... Umm... Err... What the hell are we, anyway? Spirits? Yeah that sounds about right. We are but alchoholic drinks (You idiot.)."
Rick! (...)
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Second Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't be assed to remember The Second Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Second Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Second Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best navenhuntin' song the greatest song in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song (This is a song now?! This is what you call music, Net?!?!?! You freakin' IDIOT).

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, crap! Good Popcorn, Popcorn lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!

*Net looked at the stunned audience.*

Net: I think we did good this time.

*SPLAT! A tomato missile dislodges Net's ego from it's favorite spot, ruining the butt-grove it was trying to make.*

Net2: That's not what they think.
Net: Shut it.
Audience: STONE THEM! STONE THEM!!!
Net: AIEE!
Audience: WITH ROCK CANDY! WITH ROCK CANDY!
Net: ...YAY!
Net2: ...Rock candy? Uh oh... I don't like the sound of that. Net! FOLLOW!
Net: Aww...
Net2: Don't make me use the obedience collar.
Net: ...Ok...

*As Net and Net2 flee the city, they spot a piece of paper on a pole, which Net2 grabs to read on the way (He was being carried by his noble steed, Net).*

Net: This isn't funny.
Net2: Quiet, or no more sugar cubes for you. Now, hup! Hup!
Net: Aww...
Net2: Hmm... Quick! Take a left at the next lights!
Net: But they're red!
Net2: Never mind that! Just do it! They're catching up!
Net: But...
Net2: Do it!

*Never the less, Net did his bit to help keep the roads safe and pulled up at the red lights. A thousand days and nights passed at a comically excessive speed, before Net2 and his noble steed escaped just seconds before the angry mob reaches their previously held location.*

Net: Oooh, a service station. Think you could fill up the tank for me? I'm feeling a little thirsty.
Net2: ...You're a spirit, not a car!
Net: But it's four cents off if you have a voucher from the supermarket!
Net2: ...We don't go to that supermarket.
Net: But still!
Net2: Fine. But it's gunna be premium, you need to be extra healthy for the street-races next week.
Net: Aww...

*One exact replica of the last action later...*

Net: Oooh! A McSatans!
Net2: No.
Net: Aww...

Raven · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 12:04 am Post subject:

*Raven smiled. A building was burning behind her and blood was staining her cloths. A man staggered out of the ruines, heading for her. He was burned, and stumbling from his many wounds.* "W-Why?...I-I...I t-thought you...You loved me..." *She smiled, showing her fangs* "Awww...Such a pityful creature...I never lover you. I loved your vunribility..." *With that she raised she sword and cut his head clean off.* "Once more I say goodbye, to you.
Things happen but we don't really know why
If it's supposed to be like this, why do most of us ignore the chance to miss?
Torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears, I'm not feeling this situation.
Run away try to find a safe place you can hide.
It's the best place to be when you're feeling like..
*A little raven flew down onto her shoulder and echoed her words*
Me...(me!)
Yeah...(yeah!)
All these things I hate revolve around
Me...(me!)
Yeah...(yeah!)
Just back off before I snap!" *She smiled, fliking the raven off her shoulder.* "You didn't back off..."

Miyanokouji · Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:28 am Post subject:

*EvilMonkeyInc climbed the mountain quickly, singing as he went.*
Un! *He stumbled and fell against the mountain*
Oomph! *He began falling down the mountainside*
Waaaah! *he soon stopped, just in front of Net.*
Chant avec moi!
*The monkey began dancing the Macarana*
Chant!
Chant!
Chant avec moi!
*The monkey then turned back to the mountain, and continued singing the song while skipping up the mountain*

((By the way, it's a song we had to sing in French two years ago. So hah.))

Raven · Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 2:03 pm Post subject:

*Raven sat upon a rock on a little hill in a field. The sun was setting an light was dancing accross the field. An orange tinge layed accross the flowers...Getting up, she had seen her newest victem. She would feed well tonight...*

*His body was limp in her arms. His eyes were slowly glazed over. She smiled* "Poor little child, all alone with no living soul to comfort you whilst you die..." *She cooed.* "I don't know why...
...I never told you
I don't know why...
...I never tried

When we shed these bitter skins again

All the reasons come to life
But now it's over..
Now it's over
Now it's over
Now it's over " *His eyes glazed over at her last words and she left his body. She was content...For now...*

Shine · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 9:37 am Post subject:

Obed, (the black winged lion) wals walking down the road, hummin

"I walk a lonely road, its the only road that I've ever known...
...and I walk alone."

Whiteoak had stopped for the night at an inn to work on something in his medical sample stuff.

As it grew darker a new tune came to mind

"I go walkin' though the night,
through the valley of doubts,
to the river of dreams"

Suddenly, he saw a being preparing to feed on a dead guy, Obed was bigger than she was and Lions are proficient scavengers so, he lowered himself to the ground and slunk forward, watching her eyes to see if/when she spotted him. Lions being strong runners in short bursts, when he figured he was close enough he treadled his back legs a couple of times as a warm up and charged!!!

Roaring fiercely for intimidation effect, he pounced, and his teeth sank hard and fast into the calf muscles of the left leg of the corpse. He began to run off with as much of the corpse as he could get.

addman · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:54 am Post subject:

((Do our RP lyrics have to have anything to do with other's posts? or are they mini RPs unto themselves?))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject:

Shine · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:56 pm Post subject:

(Actually Obed was trying to steal the dead guy from Raven's previous post so as to try to start some continuity, but she didn't respond.
He would gladly eat cookies as well, after all:

C is for Cookie,
thats good enough for me,
C is for Cookie,
thats good enough for me
C is for Cookie,
and good as good can be... Oh...
Cookie, cookie, cookie, starts with C!!
(from Sesame Street Laughing

_)

Vromoth · Red Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 137

*Vromoth ran around singing his most fames rap song oblivious to all the things he was hitting "Yo, yo, ya, yo, yo, ya, ya, ya ......"*

Shine · Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:57 pm Post subject:

"Yo yo, yo, dude. Dhe ded body ees still warm, and all Ah need, is mebey like a leg, yu' can 'ave dhe blud eef yu' wan' it"

Half thinking to pounce on the large moth and eat it when its back was to him, then realizing the vampire moth was probably thinking the same thing about him, he started to hum the oldie

"Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends"

he pulls off the leg, and walks over to a nearby tree. Jumps up into it and fills himself on leg meat.

Full and satisfied, he begins to drift off into sleep, singing softly to himself

"Hush my darling, don't cry my darling,
the Lion sleeps to night,
in the jungle the mighty jungle,
the Lion sleeps tonight

hey hey

a wemoweh a wemoweh

the Lion sleeps tonight..."

addman · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 2:21 am Post subject:

((I'm tempted to post up the EC Showdown. No, I'll use new material))

*To the tune of Wonderboy, Tenacious D*

High above the cookie dough, castle made of crumbs,
There sits Addman, sitting oh so humble-ly,
Not much to say, when you're high above the cookie dough,
Yeah, yeah,
Add-man, what is the secret of your hunger,
Add-man, won't you take me far away from the salad bar, now.

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Ace Addman,
archrival and nemesis of Addman, with powers comparable to Addman.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power to flirt?
That do anything for ya? That's pure seduction holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a crook, from 200 yards away...
with chicken fillets! That's how tough he is, Cornie.
How 'bout the power, to schmooze you?

[sung]
History of Addman and Young Ace Addman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret Chocolate Chip, inside each cookie bit,
And blasting through the Mcvities Factory, go!
Add-man, what is the secret of your hunger,
Add-man, won't you take me far away from the salad bar, now.

[spoken]
Well, Addman and Young Ace Addman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious Cookie. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And Acey!
[Ace (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Tenacious Cookie!
Come chew with me, CHEW!

Add-man, what is the secret of your hunger,
Add-man, won't you take me far away from the salad bar, now.
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my jaffa!
Young Ace Addman, and we're high!
Bring out your Scimitar.
There's the Cornie.
Slice his throat!
And steal his boat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the large glass,
Fill it with your skimmed milk!

Cloud · Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:45 am Post subject:

((Yes ingenious! I've been trying really hard to make something up but all the songs that I choose aren't that good for a sing along. Oh well let's try something now!))

I can see Addman and Ace Addman today,
They keep me from some random place,
This fool is keeping me from home,
Woo woo, woo woo,
Come just play along.

And Addman, this is the moment to fight me,
But I'd rather give up than try,
Cause my army are on the way here.

No, no, no.
Tell me when did your scimitar corrupt me?
And tell me is that fear in your eyes?

Addman will tremble sometime,
With blood in his hands and swaying blade,
A very wierd magazine,
Woo woo, It's been read before.

Yeah, maybe this is the moment to say die,
I thought I'd have killed you by now,
But your scimitar got in the way there.

No, no, no.
Tell me when did your scimitar corrupt me?
And tell me is that fear in your eyes?
No, no, no.
Tell me when did your scimitar corrupt me?
And tell me is that, is that fear?

I can see Addman and Ace Addman today,
They keep me from some random place,
A random magazine,
Woo woo, Let's read it again.

Tell me when did your scimitar corrupt me?
And tell me is that fear in your eyes?
Our last battle on earth is for fighting,
And tell me is that, is that fear?

Just tell me the truth, did you eat that letter?
The fear in your eyes, it makes me feel better.
Have a goose, it shakes the real letter.
The randomness in this post, it makes me feel better.

((So at first I may have had an agenda but after a while that just faded away as I couldn't think of anything good to go with the tune. Ah well, can't win them all))