What if your characters suddenly... 2

Zerrer

I was looking at the archives and read an RP called "What if your characters suddenly..." made in 2006 by Swix

I thought it was hysterical and decided to make a sequel.

Basically, you choose one character and they appear next to your real life person. That's it. Have fun. Very Happy

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David (Me) presses the send button.
Zerrer appears next to him.

David: "Uhh... hi."
Zerrer: "Who are you?!"
David: "Uhh... David..."
David: "Wait. Are you Zerrer?"
Zerrer:"Yes."
David: "Zerrer Kov'ag?"
Zerrer: "Yes."
David: "Umm... please don't kill me..."

Kazumaru · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject:

((Referring to myself as Wolf, for clarity.))

Wolf sipped a glass of crappy instant ice tea as the final notes of Billy Joel's "The River of Dreams" played. Suddenly, a man with no pants, a lab coat, and a top hat appeared beside him.

Wolf's head jerked up. The man was familiar, somehow.

"Hey whoa what where am I?" the man asked.

"Y-You're..." Wolf stuttered.

"Uh. Hi. I'm Kazumaru. Spirit of electricity." the man said. "Seriously though, where am I?"

"Yeah-- I know who you are... You're in Alberta."

Kazumaru pushed some trash and books off of a nearby broken lawn chair and sat down on it. "Alberta? Never heard of-- Wait... Alberta, Canada?"

"Yeah." Wolf said. His speech was odd-- Some words were shortened to the point where they sounded like a primal grunt, others were stretched out. They also tended to slur together.

"You're kidding."

"N-no."

"... Do you have a name, kid?"

"Uhm... Yeah." Wolf paused. "It's [nameblanked]. But uh, call me Wolf."

"Wolf? You fail at originality."

"And you're probably a hallucination."

"How do you figure?"

"Well, I go to this forum called Blackstar, where you're one of my characters."

"Pfffthahaha!" Kazumaru laughed. "Yeah, right. I'm just a puppet. Prove it. Say something only I could know."

"Your real name is Barikada Kazimir, you were eaten by Russian Blue Wolves at the Korhal Zoo after you hopped the fence after getting hosed out of your tree on vodka."

"Keep going."

"You're currently carrying four PCDs and the Crydex." Wolf said, drumming his fingers on his keyboard.

Kazumaru grabbed the strawberry pocky from Wolf's desk. "Mmh. You're good. So, how'd you get me here?"

Wolf shrugged. "What?-- Oh. Uh. Kaz. You're a charming guy and everything, but... Do you mind if I grab you a pair of pants?"

"Ehhh... Why? Don't you like my legs? I mean, if you created me, you should like 'em..."

"Well, yeah, but it kind of draws attention to your lack of cajones, seÃ±or."

Kazumaru looked down at his pikachu boxers. "Good point."

Wolf ran up the stairs and out of his basement to grab a spare pair of pants, as Kazumaru began digging through his creator's things. "Zombie survival guide?" Kaz asked, before stuffing it into his lab coat. "Duct tape... bottles... MP3 player... knives... DVDs... Cards... markers... This guy sucks."

Kazumaru bit a stick of strawberry pocky. "He's a bloody pig, too. Trash everywhere. Cans, bottles..."

The spirt moved into Wolf's chair. "But he does have a computer... this chair's broken... and that means internet!"

Wolf finally returned as Kazumaru opened Firefox's history. The spirit let out a low whistle as the boy descended the stairs, holding a pair of jeans and two pieces of pizza.

"You're a sick guy, Wolf. Sick, sick guy."

((To be continued, mebbe.))

Dr. Gustaf Brackman · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 14

Me: "Hey...don't I know you from someplace?"
Brackman: "Out of my way, disgusting fleshling!"
Me: "You're Dr. Gustaf Brackman, huh?"
Brackman: "Oh yes."
Me: "Oh yes."
Brackman: *gives me a grumpy look* "I'm surprised you did not recognize me instantly, the master roboticist, creator of a sentient species of machines!"
Me: "Well, that's just the thing. See, when I created your character I didn't imagine you to be balding."
Brackman: "SILENCE, fleshling!" *points cybernetic finger, which shoots out a beam of light, bursting me into flames*
Me: "OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!! OH YES, FLESH IS DEFINITELY MELTING! ARRGHHLBLBLBLL!"
Brackman: *chuckling* "Ohhh yesss..."

Zerrer · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:43 am Post subject:

David: So why did you insist on wearing that ratty thing?
Zerrer: Insist? How could I insist?
David: Because that's how I saw you when I made you up.
Zerrer: When you said ratty thing you meant my coat, right?
David: Yeah.
Zerrer: Could be from your subconscious or something.
David: Probably too much Gabriel Knight.
Zerrer: What else was I based from?
David: Well, It's pretty obvious that you're part Sephiroth from final fantasy 7, and then there's...

Shaon · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject:

After finally posting in Immortal Injustice, Shaon relaxed, as she heard the complaints of Wolf no longer.

She glanced outside, where it was raining hard. Typical Florida day, although it normally did not rain as much in the winter.

Suddenly, she wasn't able to look out the window, the window four feet away from where she sat. It was obscured by -- mist --

---

Who dare teleport her here?

All she could see was the mist that engulfed the only living things here. The human didn't -- didn't even have a mental image of herself, only some sketchy figure of a kid with blonde hair and glasses. The dog was sleeping.

~I don't know what kind of magic you have to both teleport me and block me from seeing all of your memories, child, but you will pay for it.~

She left the area through an opened window, spreading out into the sky.

~Kazumaru! Satyr! Genkaku! Kaimyr!~ She yelled out, mentally, broadcasting to her fellow Paranesians in the hope that they had ended up here as well.

---

The mist was suddenly gone, after that haunting message.

The girl was speechless, and her valuable electronics undamaged.

She obeyed her first reaction: Tell others.

She opened up /haikon/, what she used to communicate with others she knew.

Only Wolf was active. As always.

She began typing.

[7:54:13 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Wolf?

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

(Referring to myself as Kay)

Kay drummed her fingers on the table as she typed up another message. She had had a good day of RPing. It was currently 10:30 PM. She downed another coke.

Suddenly, there was a flash. Kay whirled around in her chair to find someone standing there.

Someone... who looked... exactly... like... her.

Well, it wasn't exact. The face looked a bit more masculine than hers, although at this distance it wasn't that noticable. The hair was a bit neater and the clothes were definatly different, but other than that....

"Who are you?" asked Kay.

"I might ask you the same question." said the other girl.

Kay stood up out of her chair. "My name is Kay. Kay Cee."

"My name's KC11. KC11 Laquir." said the other girl, holding out her hand.

Kay suddenly jumped back, fell into her chair, and fell over backwards onto the floor.

"You alright?" asked KC11.

"You.... You CAN'T be real!" yelled Kay from her position on the floor. "YOU.... YOU'RE MY CHARACTER! I CREATED YOU!"

"Wait... I'm in the Creator Dimension?" asked KC11.

"Yes, apparently."

"And you are my creator?"

"Yes."

KC11 looked at all the junk on Kay's table. All of the junk seemed to be geared towards keeping someone awake. She looked at the clock. 10:30 PM.

"This would explain a lot." said KC11.

"Explain what?" asked Kay.

"It would explain why you have me do so many weird things." said KC, rolling her eyes.

Kazumaru · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject:

Wolf handed Kazumaru the pants and pizza, pushing him out of the chair as he did so. Wolf cast a glance to his monitor as Kazumaru put the pants on.

Aha, there was a new message in /haikon/!

Wolf brought the window to the foreground.

[5:54:13 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Wolf?

Wolf punched in a response.

[5:59:20 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Semi-AFK. Hallucinating, perhaps.

Kazumaru stopped as he was zipping up the jeans.

~Goddess! I should've known.~

Shaon · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject:

Shaon was staring at the now-cloudy, but not raining sky with her headphones on.

Dear god, I hope this is just a-

Sound resonated through her ears, and /haikon/ flashed.

[7:59:20 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Semi-AFK. Hallucinating, perhaps.

She sighed.

[8:00:27 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Must be synchronized hallucination, then, because so am I. It wouldn't happen that, say, Markus or Kazumaru or someone decided to hallucinate their way into existence, would it?

---

She found Kazumaru. Somewhere far, far northwest of where she had been teleported.

~Whoever brought you here is a mage that might pose some danger. It might be smart to get away.~

Kazumaru · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject:

Kazumaru finished zipping up his pants as Wolf read another message.

[6:00:27 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Must be synchronized hallucination, then, because so am I. It wouldn't happen that, say, Markus or Kazumaru or someone decided to hallucinate their way into existence, would it?

After taking a bite of the pizza, Wolf mashed a response.

[6:00:59 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Uh... yeah, actually... Kaz.

And then, as an afterthought:

[6:01:14 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: You didn't see Para, did you...?

~Can I at least finish my pizza first?~

Cirrial · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject:

((Referring to myself as Cirr for no other reason than because I can))

Cirr stares bleakly at his monitor, early in the morning at 2 AM, attention waning. His eyes flicker over an instant messaging group chat.

no distractions focus on work argh argh argh maybe sleep but must finish

"Urrrg. Why can't this thing work better?"

Bored, he looks over to a certain RP forum. "Oh, hey, new posts."

He looks at a certain thread that catches his eye. "...hey, wasn't this in the archives? Still, pretty neat. ...Who am I talking to?"

"...What the hell?! This isn't the Marasphere!"

Cirr leaps out of his chair with a shout and swivels around. Standing in the other corner of the room, looking bewildered, stands 501, his head whirling around the room. "This isn't even Backtar! ...Blackstar! I meant Blackstar!"

Cirr ducks behind the chair, speechless. He slowly starts to gibber and point at 501.

501 stares at Cirr. "...yeaaaah. Well, I'm going now." He taps at the side of his head and pauses, confused. "Why aren't there any carrier signals? ...Are these signals... oh, come on! I've seen more complicated encryption used in video games! What kind of a backwards planet is this?"

With Cirr slowly standing up, 501 pauses and puts a claw to his beak. "...What kind of a backwards planet... Oh, damn, it backfired, didn't it? I've gone back in time! Back to when humans didn't have a language and lived in fear of new things!"

Cirr coughs. "...err, well, um, y'see--"

501 claps and points to Cirr. "Aha! Perhaps not that far! Still the fear of new things, though. Where and when am I, young human?"

"...Oh, damn, it really is you, isn't it? How- never mind." Cirr sighs. "I'm amazed you haven't woken anyone up!" And that I haven't run out the door! Well, out of all the characters I have, I suppose 501's not the worst one to inexplicably appear for no real reason. I'm just glad it wasn't Proto...

501 leans back, his various spikes gouging chunks of paint off the wall. "Really is me? Yeah, I know. Want my autograph? It'll be worth a lot more to someone else, trust me on that." Holding out his arm and inspecting it, 501 casually tosses his head aside, forgetting that what passes for plumage on his body is sculpted firm. "I am pretty well-known, after all. Maratix and all that."

Cirr rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath. "Look, I don't know why you're here. You don't seem to know either. I created- I mean, I know a lot about you... because, uh, I'm a big fan of yours! I'm also from the year whenever it is. I've, um, just been undercover so long I, er, um, blended in too well! This is Earth in the year 2008."

501 stares at Cirr. "...2008? ...Really? I thought you guys were still on steam engines and wooden buildings! Well, this doesn't bode well. I've been stranded on many, many planets before, but I haven't been stranded in a TIME before..."

Cirr interrupts. "Okay, okay, 501. Here's what I'll do to help you. Meet me at these co-ordinates." He scribbles down a bunch of random numbers on a piece of paper. "If you don't understand these co-ordinates, just go stand roughly in the middle of that large field between this house and the church. If anyone native asks, you're a performance artist protesting... ummmm... the farm industry."

501 takes the piece of paper, while Cirr flinches slightly as 501's sharp talons come a little too close to his midriff for comfort. "Right. For some reason, I feel like I can trust you. Then again, the only human I've ever really known well is Jim Carlson. Let me just say you've got a high standard to live up to!"

With that, 501 runs to the landing and jumps out of it.

While Cirr stares, dumbfounded, one thought keeps rolling though his head. ...it's two in the morning. Why hasn't he woken anyone up yet?

Shaon · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject:

[8:00:59 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Uh... yeah, actually... Kaz.
[8:01:14 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: You didn't see Para, did you...?

Shaon glanced out the window again. The clouds were completely gone.

[8:02:01 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Unless you've heard of other cases of clouds threatening to kill you, yeah, I have.
[8:02:10 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Ask your Kazumaru hallucination if he's heard anything from my Paranesia hallucination.

---

~Can I at least finish my pizza first?~

She couldn't move fast enough; the oceans that surrounded where she first appeared were long out of the sight of passing, flying humans. She was tempted to just abandon her body and let it drift, but who knew what powers the inhabitants here may have, if they can summon Immortals.

~No. Get out now. I'd tell you to teleport but I am unsure as to where I am, and the masses of mortals around me are not helping.~

Kazumaru · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject:

~But but, my pizza!~ Kazumaru thoughtspoke. ~It's delicious!~

[6:02:01 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Unless you've heard of other cases of clouds threatening to kill you, yeah, I have.
[6:02:10 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Ask your Kazumaru hallucination if he's heard anything from my Paranesia hallucination.

Wolf waved his hand in front of Kazumaru's face. "Uh. Kaz. You haven't heard anything from Paranesia, have you?"

"Whoaheywhat. You know Paranesia, too?" Kazumaru asked.

"Yeah. I'm talking with her player. Seriously, though, have you heard anything from her?"

"Eh. A few things." Kazumaru stopped. "But I haven't heard anything from Sentinel..." he said, pulling out the Crydex, which had a flashing 'Oshi, connection problems' message flashing. "Oh boy... Anyway, why?"

"Her player wanted to know."

Wolf mashed the keyboard again.

[6:05:20 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Yeah. He has.

Wolf noticed that Cirr's status changed from offline to online.

[6:05:40 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Oh, hey Cirr. You're up late.
[6:05:50 PM] *** Wolf Kazumaru has changed the chat topic to "/haikon/ -- Home of the Hivemind Hallucinations!"

Shaon · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

[8:05:20 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Yeah. He has.
[8:05:40 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Oh, hey Cirr. You're up late.
[8:05:50 PM] *** Wolf Kazumaru has changed the chat topic to "/haikon/ -- Home of the Hivemind Hallucinations!"

Shaon laid her head on top of her cluttered desk for a few moments, before lifting it up and continuing the conversation.

[8:07:23 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Tell him to ignore- I mean, do what he usually does and ignore her.
[8:07:45 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Can he-- teleport you or something? Knowing Para, she's making a beeline for wherever Kaz is.
[8:08:00 PM] *** Shaon Galatea has changed the chat topic to "/haikon/ -- Home of the Hivemind Hallucinations! Now with more Amazing Alliterations!"

Zerrer · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

Zerrer: You are to stay here. I will find a way out of this land.
David: But I made you! YOU should listen to ME!
Zerrer: *Says nothing, and glares at David.*
David: Yessir. Yes sir.
Zerrer: Good.

Zerrer leaves the house.

David goes to Blackstardojo.org and makes a new topic:

Kazumaru · Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:40 pm Post subject:

[6:07:23 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Tell him to ignore- I mean, do what he usually does and ignore her.
[6:07:45 PM] Shaon Galatea says: Can he-- teleport you or something? Knowing Para, she's making a beeline for wherever Kaz is.
[6:08:00 PM] *** Shaon Galatea has changed the chat topic to "/haikon/ -- Home of the Hivemind Hallucinations! Now with more Amazing Alliterations!"

"So, Kaz. You can teleport, right?"

"Oh, probably."

"Ah. Well, uh. Goddess is kind of heading here. Any chance you can get us to Florida?"

"I could try." Kazumaru said.

"Cool... just let me put another message through."

Wolf mashed the keyboard once more.

[6:09:59 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: So, Kaz says he can teleport the two of us.
[6:10:10 PM] Wolf Kazumaru changed the chat topic to "/haikon/ -- Home of the Hivemind Hallucinations! Now with more Amazing Alliterations! Super Special Awesome!"
[6:10:21 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: Huh. Cirr, you there or waht?
[6:10:23 PM] Wolf Kazumaru says: What, even.