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Chronos
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Cornie: I can't believe that Net! Slipping a rock in my stir fry...
Alloexustio: What?
Cornie: Net put a rock in my stir fry and I accidentally ate it and messed up all my teeth!
Alloexustio: That's terrible... what kind of rock? Hematite? Lodestone?
Cornie: Shale.
Alloexustio: Damn!
Cornie: And the worst thing is, I had to get these uncomfortable steel-cabled braces!
Alloexustio:.... steel cabled, huh?
Cornie: Yea!
Alloexustio: *magnets Cornie into the air by his braces*
Cornie: AArgh! Lemme g- *is silenced by his mouth being magnetized shut*
Alloexustio: I wonder how high I can lift him... *lifts 300 meters into the air*
Cornie: MMMMFFFFFFH!
Alloexustio: Ah, that's about as high as I can go. *stops magnetism*
Cornie: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hits ground*
Alloexustio: I am so glad I did this instead of getting that expensive red doormat.
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"Sometimes things come back, mate. We're livin proof, you and me."
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Bim's Not Dead
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| Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Bim: You know what Cornelius? all these people seem to be giving you such a hard time, would you like a glass of water?
Cornelius: It's gonna be poisoned isnt it?
Bim: Nono of course not!
*takes a swig as if to prove his point*
Cornelius: O-okay...
*Cornelius proceeds to drink the water*
Cornelius: Thank you! theres nothing like a cool glass o-AARGH!
*Bim pulls the trigger on his flamethrower and cooks Cornelius*
Bim: HAHAHAHAH-
*Bim falls to the ground asleep*
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Cornelius: Well-wait...what's the catch?
Fort: You have to work as a civil servant for the rest of your life.
Cornelius: AHHHHHHHH!!!
*Cornelius slits his own throat* |
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Blackstar Foundation
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| Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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 Bim uses the flamethrower to turn Cornelius into ashes.
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LordPsycho
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| Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:12 am Post subject: |
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Time to kill Cornelius again!
*throws Cornie off of a cliff*
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Jent
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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Shears for Cornelius!
*Hands Cornelius a pair of demonic shears. Who in turn began cutting away his flesh untill death.*
Now to finish it!
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| Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:17 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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 Jent sticks a Voracious Shark Charm Sample to their head, but misses Cornelius and instead bites a big chunk out of the ground. After being activated, the charm disintegrates.
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