The Trial Of Terror, Treachery, and Tepidity [RP]

[Abidusray]

Abidusray rolls with Kazumaru, intent on maintaining his death grip on Kazumaru's body. A few bored bees buzz briefly away from them, and a couple fall out of the air on top of them. Abidusray briefly considers taking a chunk out of Kazumaru's leg, but remembers the painful experience that occured last time he tried it.

He disappears off of the other man's back, instantly popping into existence on top of one of the statues. The conveyer belts whisk the statue around, Abidusray perched perilously on it like an oversized toad.

[Shaon]

Suddenly, a loud cracking noise is heard, originating from the ceiling.

Several more follow, cracks begin to appear, and pieces of the material fall to the ground.

With a sound not unlike a tree falling, the ceiling gives in, as a gigantic elephant crashes to the floor. It quickly becomes known that the elephant, for one, is robotic, and two, is piloted by some large, gray, heavily scarred water mammal, as the midsection of this brass pachyderm is made of what seems to be glass.

The elephant looks around, mildly dazed, his legs (presuming the pilot is, indeed, a he) in positions not possible for a normal animal.

"So, that's why I'm not allowed to stand on that tile," the elephant says, in an obviously synthesized child's voice, coming from a speaker inside his plated trunk. He moves his head, looking at his surroundings. "Huh, never been here before."

[Cirrial]

((EDIT: Ack, sorry Intyalle. I just get confused as to which AP's active sometimes. D: ))

Luckily, the laser light puzzle was all a decoy. It'd take a madman to solve it. But unfortunately, there are degrees of madness, and while Kaz, Intyalle and possibly Enain are slightly saner than "madman" status, Abidusray is at least six degrees beneath it, meaning none would have been able to solve this nefarious decoy puzzle.

Kaz, in his burbling dreaming way, manages to speak the passphrase that makes the real task accessible. The words "fluffy teddybear" cause the centre of the room, previously conspicously free of conveyer belts, to pop open and reveal a massive panel.

Visible from above are the words "If you're reading this you alone have the height advantage necessary to stand on the X in this sentence and unlock the door! Congratulations on your illogical thinking!". Abidusray would be able to clearly read this, as all the conveyer belts begin to move the statues towards the centre.

The tile is weight sensitive. But the weight requirements were set completely erroneously due to bored engineers. The first weight added to the tile is Abidusray being toppled from his statue as it moves onto a broken, static conveyer belt from a previously fast-moving one.

The second weight is the heavy elephantine mech of Enain, but even this bulk does not trigger the tile.

But flying through the air, knocking more than a few slow-moving bees out in its wake, is the pebble thrown by Minerva. It bounces across bees and lands neatly on the tile. It clicks into place. The door unlocks. The apathetic bees, their function fulfilled, disappear in a puff of "pfft".

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Inside the top-secret, undisclosed observation room, Naine smacks his arm on the back/top of the exobody. He peers at Enain with a feeling of contempt. "I told that idiot time and time again the Doom Tile Of Ultimate Permanent Destruction wasn't superflously named! I knew I should have explained what 'superflously' meant."

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ROOM 5- Wait. What? Where's the next room?!

Except the unlocked door doesn't go anywhere! Just a dead end alcove with the words "If you're seeing this, someone changed the room layout and forgot to put a room after this one. Oops. Oh well. I guess the Trial's unwinnable now. Oh, and don't try jumping on the flimsy tile in the middle of THIS room either, you moronic excuse for a manatee!"

[Intyalle]

((Lol get the right AP or just say 'Mist' ))
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~~Mist~~
Oh gods not another one, Mist heard Intyalle mutter as Noldokuruni came up.
I am going to stop people walking on the flimsy tile! It could be dangerous.
However - as per usual - Noldokuruni's spell backfires and instead blows up the entire of the room's floor.
Unfortunately, they had been standing on the floor.

[Kazumaru]

Kazumaru woke up in surprise at the sudden loud noises. Still clutching the double-hooked pole, he managed to stumble over to another, very fast moving conveyer, throwing himself into the next room and knocking him out once more.