Enslavement is not optional

The Clans · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 21

Greetings people of the Dojo! I am Clan-Herald 21! I have been chosen for the honour of declaring your soon-to-be invasion. As I speak these words our ships are transversing the Planes of Existence towards your world! You are ordered to surrender, or face forceful enslavement or eradication. We are the Clans, you cannot stand against us. Those who join will be rewarded justly for their clarity of mind and foresight.

Surrender! Or prepare to be forced into submission or exterminated!

Cirrial · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject:

Pfft, we've already apparently survived an attack by two mad scientists... or something, not sure how that one went... and the track record for Dojodian invasions doesn't look too good. The only successful one turned out to be a fake.

Also, as the founder of the Power Apathy Party, I speak for us all when I say "We surrender so long as you don't enslave us, otherwise we may be forced to do some kind of action involving us and not being enslaved!"

Danikat · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject:

Best of luck to you.

As Cirrial already pointed out the Dojo has a long history of being invaded and none of them have ever succeeded. Well...the Corperation stayed here and continue to influence Dojo affairs but thats more of an intergration than an invasion.

The Clans · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 21

Mad scientists are irrelevant. No invasion has ever been hosted by the Clans, therefore, no invasion has ever had a reasonable chance to succeed. Apathy will not save you. Those that surrender will be granted a place in our armies, or a place on our worlds, working for the benefit of the almighty Clans.

LordPsycho · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:40 pm Post subject:

blah blah blah BLAH BLAH

Get over yourselves...

Dr. Gustaf Brackman · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 14

Ohh, my. What's this? Another invader? Don't you know it's good practice to wait your turn? Insolent fools! The mad doctors have not been defeated! Simply...taken aback briefly by the loss of a very expensive piece of hardware. I assure you, we will return soon!

Treesprite · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:52 pm Post subject:

Uh, look around you idiot. The place is falling apart. The god of this realm is dead, and the place is... wait... I already said that... Anyway... duh! RUN FOOL!

The Clans · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 21

Expand your vocabulary TheDarkPsycho, even our newborn babies have a larger one. We care not for your gods, our Ruler, Almighty Y'han is god enough for us. The only insolence here is that of yourself, doctor, in time, the Clans will devour you and your colleague, your machines cannot save you.

Do not delude yourselves, you are but flies, caught in the web of the Clans.

Abidusray · White Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 97

The Clans · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 21

Your insolence and apathy pleases our lords, Abidusray. Perhaps in time we shall meet, we have been needing a new puppet for the child puppet games. Your apathy is but foolishness, all must feel emotion, all must live to feel excited. Apathy does not exist.

Abidusray · White Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 97

Shaon · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject:

Greetings, Kzer-za. I see your Doctrinal Conflict went well.

The Clans · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 21

Your mistake in not understandable. Explain. What is Kzer-za? What is Doctrinal Conflict? The Clans have only one doctrine, complete subserviance to Almighty Y'han. Conflict over that is useless.

Abidusray · White Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 97

Cirrial · Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject: