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 Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: The long one-liner |
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Ever get small jokes buzzing about, inside your head? Ever get simple, witty sentences that you cant use in a real conversation?
Well, put your own here and laugh at others, see what sort of library we can get from it. Be gentle, please?
My first contribution:
You cant touch this, but Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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| Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:25 am Post subject: |
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Does this count?:
*big person sits in front of TV*
"The show will come out, tommoro..."
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Somefreakoverthere
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| Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:52 am Post subject: |
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I'll quote somethin I saw elsewhere and loved it almost instantly.
"I was in your pantry, stealing all your coffeez!"
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POLYGEIST
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: white |
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"I will be on you like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!"
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"That's like dying, too," said Olhado.
"It's also like being born," said Ender, "As long as you keep getting born, it's all right to die sometimes."
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"There are worse reasons to die," Ender answered, "than to die because you cannot bear to kill."
"What about someone," said Miro, "who can't kill, and can't die, and can't live, either?"
"Don't deceive yourself," said Ender, "You'll do all three someday."
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| Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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"I kicked Chuck Norris because the voices told me to!  "
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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If there were grimlins on the street, would you still dance in it?
Dancing in the Street....
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"Great Hershey's Syrup! Is that an interdimensional purple dinosaur?"
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"The baby's will is strong, join me! The power of Rice compels you! The power of Rice compels you!"
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