The monkey paw game...

Ashen Rain · Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 10:03 am Post subject: The monkey paw game...

Oh, bejeepers... I can't believe I'm actually beginning a game. This is kind of sad.

*Cough* Ah well! For those of you have played the 'Person above me game' this should be fairly easy. It's basically the same...

Yet different. ALL AT THE SAME TIME. How amazing.

In any case, basically, the game goes as this...

The person above, takes the monkey paw, and uses it to make a wish.

The next person to post answers their wish... But, upon granting their wish, something wrong happens along with it. Then, after granting the wish, they make their own wish.

As an example:

Poster # 1:

*Takes monkey paw* I wish for a puppy.

Poster # 2:

Wish granted! You get your puppy, but it's because you go blind, and need a seeing eye dog.

*Takes monkey paw* I wish for a really really fast car.

Poster # 3:

Wish granted! You get your very very fast car, but as you drive it home, you get into a car crash and lose feeling in your arms and legs. You can never drive again.

I wish...

And so on!

So, to begin this strange little thing...

I wish that I wasn't feeling so sick right now.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 10:08 am Post subject:

Wish granted!

But in it's place you suddenly get bird flu.

*takes monkey paw*I wish I had creatures 2.

Leporidae · Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 10:31 am Post subject:

You get Creatures 2, but it is an illegal copy and you get a jillion viruses when you install it!

*takes monkey paw* I wish for some sushi

addman · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:32 am Post subject:

Wish granted, but the sushi you recieve is well past it's sell by date, thus causing terrible food poisoning.

I wish for a vat of mashed potato.

Swix · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:53 am Post subject:

Wish granted! You get your vat of mashed potato, but it's full of lumps and makes you choke, stuck in your throat. Thus making you need to go to the hospital and have surgery, after which you can only eat through a straw

*Takes monkey paw* I wish I didn;t have to deal with stupid people

Shaon · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:53 am Post subject:

Wish granted, but the potatos are merely covering the Cornelius corpses.

I wish for no more wishes.

Swix · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 3:54 am Post subject:

((O_O We must've posted at the same time))

addman · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 5:35 am Post subject:

ARGH! Who's wish do I answer?!

Swix: Done, all the stupid people in the world have disappeared, HEY? Where did you go? ( Very Happy

)

Shaon: Granted, however, your wish of no more wishes only applies to yourself. Everyone else can still wish!

I wish for world WAR!

Ashen Rain · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:46 am Post subject:

Wish granted! Oh yes, indeedy, a world war has begun! Raging war bots come from all nations to battle it out. Nuclear bombs fly every where, making desolate, uninhabitable marks upon the surface of the earth. Bloody patches and broken body bits are strewn about every where, and gun fire, explosions, and sirens are the new smash hits of the century to any survivors left.

Problem is... this is all happening in your mind, as you giggle to yourself in the insane asylum you were admitted to three weeks ago, while an orderly wipes the drool from your chin. Bend over baby, it's time for your pills! Twisted Evil

I wish all of the commercials on TV and the radio that talk about erectile dysfunction due too odd diseases like diabeties and high blood pressure would just... go away...

Leporidae · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject:

Your wish is granted! But it only applies to everyone except you.

I wish for more sushi *throws up from food poisining*

Raven · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:19 pm Post subject:

Wish granted! But it was prepared incorrectly and gives you dihorria!

*Takes monkey paw* I wish, I wish, for a fish on a dish!

Leporidae · Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 12:24 pm Post subject:

You do get a fish on a dish, But your the fish!

*comes out of the bathroom* I wish for even more sushi!

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:31 am Post subject:

Wish granted!you get your sushi,but the fish is still alive when you eat it and gives you alot of problems with your digestion system!You have to have sugery whish goes horribly wrong,and you end up with more problems with your body!congrats,your now a living corpse Twisted Evil

!

I wish i could plug myself int othe computer and controll it without even touching it(think of all the things that could go wrong with THAT! Twisted Evil

).

Ruster · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:50 am Post subject:

Wish granted!
However, a hacker hacks you! breaking through your most intimate barriers and looking at your thoughts as if he were in a chain store!

You: noooo! Not the embarrasing-home-video-memories section! Nooo, now everyone will know why I am immortally afraid of Ducks!

I wish that.............I was a famous actress and that I had become successful and beautiful through my hard work (Successful, not beautiful, that'll take plastic surgery)

Leporidae · Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject:

You do become succesful. But allas, they found someone to take your place. You become a roaming hobo in the street, and end up dying in the cold next winter.

*falls into the sea my accedent* "ARGHBLBLBLBL!" *drowns and becomes a blob* *becomes one with a cliff* I wish that I don't fall in again.