The Evil Council - New Rules

Fort · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:39 am Post subject: The Evil Council - New Rules

1. DP is now Fudgeman, I grew tired of seeing his name around the place even after he's banned.
2. Signatures are a privellage, not a right.
3. The EC has a right to edit anything you say or do.

Danikat · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:20 am Post subject:

I love the Evil Council! Evil Council FTW! Long live Hackstar Dojo!
*Throws confectii in the air*

addman · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:37 am Post subject:

Additional Rules:

4. Every Friday is "Give An EC Member A Foot Rub Day". All members of Hackstar are expected to comply, and must RP themselves giving foot massages to their new masters/mistresses. I take Tea Tree Oil on mine.

5. Anyone who refers to members of those in The Citadel (Who are now known as The Guardians) in a positive way, will have Pro EC Signatures imposed upon them.

6. The EC can alter and add new rules as and when they want, without backing from Hackstar.

TiChei · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 63

I think rule number 4 is quite unreasonable, I mean every Friday? Could you at least make it one Friday every month. And these Fridays are un-foot-rubbable days and so will be exempt from the choice; Good Friday, Black Friday, Friday Friday (A Friday that occurs once every three blue moons). And if the rule is not revised I will make outrageous and unbacked demands that will get me no where due to having little power.

Danikat · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:08 am Post subject:

addman · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:46 am Post subject:

Sorry? What was that Dani? You kind of trailed off there, must be the senility and all Smile

Oh and TiChei, footrub day stays. I tried to appeal against it, I really did, but who am I to go against a set of clearly posted rules? Wink

Bear in mind that tomorrow is Friday, so I suggest you flex those fingers that are going to working so hard.

TiChei · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 63

Damn, I guess if it has to stay it has to. But ya know, the multiverse is quite a big place. I guess tommorow I'll go visit some unvisited places, far far away from any members of the EC. And now as I promised here are some completely outrageous and unbacked demands;

Demand 1 - Free back massages for all none EC members performed by EC members.

Demand 2 - The immediate surrender of all cookies and other sweet foods to me, to be shared amongst those who are not members of the EC.

Demand 3 - The EC must donate free weapons of fiery destruction to those opposing them, to help them oppose them better.

Demand 4 - All sexual comments and evil ideas and plans are to be immediatly dropped and normal order returned to the multiverse.

Demand 5 - All EC members must participate in the digging of their anti-monument that will be placed in the ground to signify the prophicization of their defeat by the all seeing stone that was found at the foot of a tree earlier today.

Demand 6 - The demands must be met for no reason >D

Thank you for listening to my demands, if they happen then they do, if not I guess they don't.

Dr Tanner · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 124

You understand that this is a hostile takeover and a dictatorship. You are in no position to make demands of us.

TiChei · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 63

You understand I care not a dot for your so called 'dictatorship' and can make demands of whomever I please. And in case you did not understand the reasoning behind the demands, it is simply to prove that I keep my word. For I promised that I would make those competely outrageous demands with no backing if rule number 4 was not at least revised. And since it wasn't I was forced to make those demands. And I am in a relative position, and can make demands as I said. I hope this is not too hard for you to understand, and you really should chill, you've taken over already, now's the part where conventional evil guys will become lax and allow the good guys to retake the place. But I mean, I guess the EC just arn't that conventional, what a shame.

Coolpikaaa · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:16 am Post subject:

Pftt...

Like any of US will do any of THAT.

-coolpikaaa

Raven · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:56 am Post subject:

"TiChei, sit boy." Raven said drawling on, motioning to TiChei with her hands. "That's not a good way to act now, is it?" She purred eyeing him mercilessly. "And I thought you were such a smart boy..." She mumbled, to her dismay.

TiChei · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 63

I am quite smart, it's such a shame that the EC is, it would appear, so terrified of this revolution that they are taking it seriously. After all, apparently you are the ones with power. As I said, I care not about the take over. And I am sorry Raven if I have offended you, but I am but a humble wanderer, and know so little and am but a child compared to your magnificance.

3kul · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject:

So TiChei, I went through your list of demands and thought really hard about it, then I blew my nose on them and promptly tossed it into the nearest non-EC member's mouth. Which, as luck would have it, is you.

All demands denied. Get back to slaving.

TiChei · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 63

Well I'm glad I didn't excpect my demands to be met. But ya never know, it was worth a shot. And 3kul, or Bibiri-sama, did you know your snot tastes foul? Regardless, I might make some more demands at other points, I mean, I can always hope a few might be passed just to shut me up...either that or I may end up indisposed...but that wouldn't be the first time, nor the last. And I'll have you know, I was slaving even while making the demands, I can multi-task =D

Maraha · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject:

Foot rubbing? Are many of the EC members... well... ticklish? Twisted Evil

About that Demand number 4...I'd love to give everyone a foot rub...