"What you wouldn't do" Game

[Fort]

I wouldn't create large cast iron neck braces as there is too easy a threat of electrocution and large magnets

[Somefreakoverthere]

I would invest in rubber coated iron neckbraces, to aviod electocution. And ban magnets.

[Netdroid9]

I wouldn't hire henchmen. I'd hire henchwomen, who could woo the hero and would delay him from reaching his goal.

...At least, I hope they'd be delayed. There's nothing more embarrassing then getting your ass kicked by a eunuch.

[Fort]

If I had a daughter I would make sure she was either kept at a safe distance - and possibly bethroaled to someone OF HER CHOOSING.
This way she isn't extra bagage, and she wouldn't get wooed by the Hero's good looks and suave ways.

[Chronos]

I wouldn't let a short British man steal my heart and threaten to stab/shoot it for the price of my servitude and my ship...

[Somefreakoverthere]

I wouldn't let anybody near me full stop.

[MDude]

I would not make use of powerfull artifacts, even if they seem sure to bring be success, if they seem to have a mind of their own and/or negativley affect the minds of those who use them, as they probably have their own agenda that dosn't involve me being the boss. Instead, however, I would either seal them away in an actively gaurded vault, or, better yet, give it to the heros, who will either destroy it or vice versa, either way I win out.

[Cloud]

I wouldn't live in a secret volcano lair and tell all my henchmen where it is so the hero couldn't torture them for information. Instead I would blindfold all henchmen who want to go to and from the lair so no one knows where it is.

[Somefreakoverthere]

I woundn't emply henchmen; insted I'd have automatrons everywhere who would shoot chains/ lazers out of their eyes if they saw the hero.

I'd also be the jailguard, and when I've locked the hero in the cells I would not leave the keys where a thrown belt/trained spider monkey/chain made of bedsheets ect. could reach and get them. Insted, I'd have them left in a box chained to the wall and left under my bed.

[Swix]

I wouldn't mistreat any animals/pets/hideously mutated monsters. I'd treat them really, really well, especially if they had any small hints of intelligence. Because then the hero wouldn't be able to persuade them to join him and attack me

[Fort]

If one of my henchmen failed me, I wouldn't say "this is the price of failure" - and shoot some other poor lacky. Instead I'd shoot the henchman who failed me in the first place.

[addman]

I'd shoot 'em both

I would also make my computer equipment very different from normal. I'd change the keys on the keyboard around, and change the letters for symbols that only some well treated programmers could understand. This'd stop that pesky hero from using my terminals to unlock doors/hack into information/switch my lights on while I'm out and giving me a huge electricity bill the next month.

[Fort]

(Ahhh! I have come back to find no energy saving bulbs! I am ruined!)


I would not offer the hero any last requests.

[Ashen Rain]

[Raven]

I wouldn't have a daughter - I'd have a son. That was he could woe some rich sucker's daughter with his heroic ways and own her dad's business when he dies.