"What you wouldn't do" Game

Fort · Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject: "What you wouldn't do" Game

The theme of this is game, is that every time you post, you must post something you WOULDN'T do if you were an Evil Genius bent on World Dominination - basicaly, those bloopers and mistakes made by so many Evil men in the past.

I'll go first:

If I had my arch-nemisis in my grasp I would not tell him my secret plans for world domination, giving him time to formulate an escape plan and thrawt me. Instead he'll be shot then and there.

EnDSchultz · Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject:

I would only laugh in the classic maniacal fashion when appropriate and convenient, rather than doing so in front of my enemies for dramatic effect...

Mitsukai · Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:21 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't have an evil mini me. Just plain creepy...

TheBlackSoul · Yellow Belt Old Friend Power Apathy Party Posts: 798

I wouldn't join games that you have to post every time you go to them with nothing to say.

Swix · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:25 am Post subject:

I wouldn't dig an escape tunnel and then leave the secret plans for it randomly lying around where the hero could find them and block me off.

I'd tear em up then eat them Very Happy

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

I wouldn't ever have a self-destruct button on any large machine of doom. Just two buttons that lock the doors and fill the room with a poisonous gas.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:43 am Post subject:

When I got the hero's other half, I'd chain the damn idiots up where I can see them with a loaded gun on my lap. When hero arrivies, they get shot in the chest, head, both legs, and then the head again for safety. Very Happy

Raven · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:49 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't announce my world domination to the entire UN summit, EU, or any large group. Instead I would privately blackmail each and every person who is needed for the control of the world and then take over secretly.

With lots of ammunition.

addman · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't hire tons of guards, in case of insurrection. Mindless Golems will provide all the base support I'll need.

Fort · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't create a giant Death Star with exhaust ports that will blow up if shot at. Instead I will create a giant Death Star with exhaust vents.

3kul · Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:25 pm Post subject:

I wouldn't put air vents in my prison cells, though I would make sure that there are no large openings for air/people to get in and out of.

Not only does it eliminate any chance of escape, it also prevents any prisoners from surviving long enough for me to forget about them Twisted Evil

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

I wouldn't employ stupidly weak henchmen. I'd only employ people who have trained in most areas of fighting so that they couldn't all be easily killed by a karate chop.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:44 am Post subject:

I would only employ people who don't take briebs. I'd make sure they won't by offering them lots of money.

I'd also watch everything carefuly and choose people who I trust to avoid one of the hero's friends getting a job and helping them kill me.

3kul · Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:23 am Post subject:

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354