Make an Item

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:46 am Post subject: Make an Item

The idea's simple. Someone posts a word, and the next person posts an item based on that word, then a new word. For example:

For example, if I posted the word Existential, Cornelius would reply like so:

[quote=Cornelius]Existential Plastic: A type of plastic eternally suffering through an existential crisis, everything it touches suddenly realizes how pointless and meaningless it's life is. So far only two types of people have been able to wield it: Emos and Elmo.

Next word: Meat![/quote]

Rightio, first word: Animal

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

Cornia's Animal: A very fat animal that is constantly suffering from eye desiese of sorts. They are animals with a calm nature, but they have sharp teeth and long claws. They hate skinny creatures with good eyesight, and because they have poor eyesight, they see everyone as a skinny person with good eyesight, so they have been wrongly mislabled as terrible monsters.

Next word: Cactus.

MDude · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 341

Cactus helmet: A leather helmet with cactus skin strapped to the top. Good for headbutting.

Next word: crescent

Nasari · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject:

Crescent Moon Staff: A long bamboo staff with two silver blades on each end, shaped like, you guessed it, a crescent moon.

Next word: sun

HisLordship · Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject:

Sunswatter: Take out pesky celestial bodies with one blow! Warp core sold separately.

Next word: anthill

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

Devil's Anthill: An anthill that will eat any passerby and spit out giant red ants at those not close enough to it.

Next Word: Diet

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Diet Sugarcane Extract- Looks just like real sugar, but contains nothing but empty calories that multiply to gargantuan numbers and cause the one who ingests it to become morbidly obese and explode. Excellent poison, just slip it in your rival's coffee before the SATs or your enemy's tea before the spelling bee!

Next word: Flourish

Mr. Barret · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 185

Flourishing Fecal Matter Dispenser.
This item is like a toilet, except that it flushes things out instead of down.

Mayonaise

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

(Sorry for the reviving, but I couldn't let this game die)

Yellow Mayonaise: A disgusting sour mayonaise with a yellowish color. Eaten by the extreamly poor who can't afford real mayonaise and the extreamly rich who spread the mayonaise on their frog legs and snails.

Next Word: German Shepard

huynh_192265 · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 356

German Shepard Dog: loyal dog, and gold coat

Next: Phone

Raven · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject:

Phonecourse: A wonderful appendage shaped phone - for those long distance relationships to take to a whole new place!

Lube not included. Liquids and lubricants may cause Phonecourse to malfunction. Please lock phone before insertion - problems with speed dialing parents has been a problem in the past.

Next: Addman

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

Addman's Cookie Pouch: Addman's special pouch of cookies in case of emergency.

Fort

Zerrer · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:

Electrified fort: a fortification that is protected by the wonderful power of electricity.

(Haha!)

Next: Song

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

The Seeacaw's song: A beautiful song that consists only of the words "Seeacaw Kill." Whenever anyone hears this song, they go woozy and blood shoots out of every orifice. Eventually, they are liquefied, and the Seeacaw drinks the corpse.

Nut.

Zerrer · Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:32 pm Post subject:

Super duper explodo nut:

One water is added, will completely explode into a giant cactus.

Next: Smiley