[Store] Owl's Hollow

[HisLordship]

All items herein are pending, and are in need of review before finalization. They are to be given deep analysis by both peers and administrators before distribution to the general public.

The Owl some call Lordship forgets little, nows much, and loses nothing. The knickknacks and baubles found through the ages are for sale, for a price. He knows he is useful, and is not beyond assisting those less fortunate in their endeavors, for a price.

Please note that His Lordship reserves the right to withhold services at his discretion. the purchasing of a requested service does not mean that he will carry out its actions. Although customer satisfaction is his highest priority while running this store, his real-life agenda keeps him busy and thus cannot be abandoned for the sake of a digital storyline.

[Service] Espionage service - 10 000 yen - The Old bird lends his eyes and ears to a certain factor. Is subject to certain compensatory fees, depending on the level of danger in the mission. Quantity -5

[Service] Character Assassination - 20 000 yen - The Owl will weave lies and plant evidence to scandalize and ruin opponents, be them political or otherwise. Quantity - 5

[Service] Cardiac Assassination - 1 000 000 yen - A contract signed, a life in the balance, a thread cut. The Owl does dirty work. Quantity - 1

[Service] Sexual favours -1 000 000 yen - Back by popular demand. The owl sells himself, and fulfills certain special needs. Quantity - 1

[Item] Magical Jack-o-Lantern seeds - 25 yen - Specially bred pumpkins with Jack-o-lantern features, these demon-vexing seeds owe their ancestry to another world. Quantity - 20

[Service] Stories - 5000 - We are all stories. From birth to death, when asked who we are, we tell of our past events and how they influence our present. Stories are sacred things, not to be jestfully thrown around. If you wish to hear of the wisdom of ancients, the Owl will share.

[Item] Mince Mouse - 300 - The typical rodent of the Dojo and the staple of many predatory diets. The Owl has fought back his hunger to put this little creature up for sale. They make excellent pets, or versatile bait. Be wary, though - they can bite! Quantity- 5

[LordPsycho]

Just to let you know, we will be declining your Sexual favours service, but if you could fill out some importation licenses, we'ed be happy to get the rest of your items and services made

[Embri]

Your items are currently being created. Please watch your PM box for a letter from me, regarding finalization of the Synths, Item Use texts, and payment, where applicable.

[HisLordship]

Much thanks. I can only hope that you will explain to me a slight something, which I will discuss with you when your message arrives....

[Embri]

Apologies, Owl - I had your form letter on my screen but forgot to hit the "Send" button...

You should have it now. That's the problem with trying to do too many things at once.