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CrazyD Yellow Belt
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject: Knock Knock |
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Simple! Everyone knows of knock knock jokes. This is a post to get ideas of Outrageous jokes. Thought it would be fun.
You post the whole joke.(Eg.Abbott!Abbott who?Abbott time you answered the door)
This is for simplicity.
(Don't need to post "knock knock-who's there" part.) _________________ Ban me!!!! |
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Really, really corny... but it get's my little sister every single time.
Boo! Boo who? Aww.. don't cry... here's a tissue.  _________________ We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Interupting cow!"
"Interupting co-"
"Moo!!" |
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Icee"
"Ice Who?"
"Icee you standing there."
BTW, is this the way you spell Icee? ((The drink)) _________________ Because when you kill a guy by chopping his head off, rolling him up in a carpet, and burning it...you'd better make sure he's dead.
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Mits: *drags CP here*
Coolpikaaa: What am I doing here again...?
Mits: Knock knock jokes!
Coolpikaaa: So what am I suppose to do...?
Mits: ... just what I tell you. Knock knock.
Coolpikaaa: ...
Mits: Say who's there...
Coolpikaaa: *in a monotone voice* Who's there?
Mits: Banana. Knock knock.
Coolpikaaa: ....
Mits: Say who's there!
Coolpikaaa: *sighs* Who's there?
Mits: Banana. Knock knock.
Coolpikaaa:
Mits: ... say who's there.
Coolpikaaa: Who's there?
Mits: Orange
Coolpikaaa: Orange who?
Mits: Orange you glad that I didn't say banana again?
Coolpikaaa: Yes... I am...
Mits: .... _________________ We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
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