Stuff it doesnâ€™t say not to do...

CrazyD · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 574

Animals: Don't taunt humans be making faces

Do not insert into computer

Coolpikaaa · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject:

Do not use computer as blender.

Blender may chop off fingers.

Mr. Barret · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 185

Warning: what appears to be strawberry smoothie in the blender after applying your brother's hand to operational and operating blender is not what it appears to be, rather, it is a very bad thing which may, and most likely will, send you to jail for brother abuse.

and let's see if we can find another good scientific warning label. I'll just keep using these in here until I get bored of them, or I can't find any more good ones.

Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.

((P.S. I'm a yellow belt now!!! *jumps and skips for joy* *soon after begins reading the requirements for red belt* "nope, not satisfied with the honey colored piece of cloth. Must achieve the blood colored piece of cloth. From there, the world!"))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:42 am Post subject:

This effect, however, can be canceled if everyone turns their airconditioners on at the exact same time and leave them on until the end of time. I look forward to your next electrical bill.

Warning: Evil Laugh Ahead

Mr. Barret · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 185

Beware: excessive evil laughing can cause evil choking and coughing, which definately puts a cramp in the whole evil overlord persona.

Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.

CrazyD · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 574

Attention: This product is not to be used be people who have 99.99999999% empty space in their head.

Blackstar Foundation · Blackstar Native Group Account Posts: 1772

CrazyD tosses the Coconut at The Sky, but misses. The Coconut bounces along the ground instead. Upon impact, the Coconut breaks open in a shower of sticky fluid and shell.

Mr. Barret · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 185

Apparently D has some empty space in his head because not only did he waste a coconut unnecessarily, but he didn't post another warning.

I will take this opportunity to post a fresh scientific warning for someone to comment on and then make up a new one for someone else to comment on.

Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:23 am Post subject:

Sephirothsicase · Blue Spider Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 1354

In order to keep your virginity, avoid

A) Whips and chains.
B) Anything fluffy.
C) Anything that looks remotely dirty.... Or innocent for that matter.

Warning: Low flying planes in area.

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

If you are more than 7 foot 9, please allow yourself to be chased by the low flying planes and giant hunters. (I know, pretty random)

Warning on Test: TAKE YOUR TIME

Zerrer · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:01 am Post subject:

Warning on test: DO NOT take time from the person sitting at your left!

Warning on cat: Do not attempt to use this object to find lost computer mice.

POLYGEIST · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 88

Use of cat to find computer mice may result in the devistating chewing of said computer mice by said cat. Should this occure, repeated whipping of cat is considered lawful.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."

CrazyD · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 574

Do use it to hit the mouse once you found it.

Do not look into light if you have ADD.

[EDIT:Sorry I was late. No hard feelings takin]

Mr. Barret · Yellow Belt Old Friend Posts: 185

warning: looking into light is not your only problem if you have ADD. Attention Deficit Disorder causes a short attention span which may cause you, after looking at the light, to attempt to eat the light. Do not eat the light! Either, if it is the sun, you will not be able to reach it, or, if it is light bulb, you will have a heck of a time dealing with a swallowed light bulb.

Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a 'Gluing' Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed