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Not for use in civilian homes.
Warning! Keep out of dusty environments. |
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Also keep out of fire filled enviorments.
Warning: Do not leave this in the sun!
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Warning! Leaving crayons in the sun may cause the melting of said crayons and the creation of undesired color combinations.
Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
He's gone stark raven mad 'e has |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Handle with Extreme Care: Do not place in mouth and chew.
Warning: Contents under Pressure.
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Mr. Contents wife is constantly badgering him about his drinking problem: May perform self-combustion.
Warning: Keep sharp edge away from face. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:20 am Post subject: |
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Warning: Keeping sharp edge away from face may result in an undesired growth of facial hair (on men).
Warning: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them.
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
He's gone stark raven mad 'e has |
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(did you get that from a song? My Pancreas)
( The actual song! Sing along!  warning: Messed up!)
Notice: If you cannot under stand this, just eat it. It'll go away.
Warning: Do not look directly into product. You will go blind.
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((Actually, Weird Al does not have a copyright on the Universal Law of Gravitation. I did not get that phrase from his song.))
Notice: this is caused by the fact that the product likes to eat eyeballs. Do not leave stray eyeballs around product.
This is a 100% Matter product: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
He's gone stark raven mad 'e has |
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Blank Warnings will result in Death.
Warning - Cheese Smurfs Ahead
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[quote="Sephirothsicase"]Bah, Give me 2 days and a load of napalm...[/quote]
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Smurfs have been known to break into song and smell went trodden on.
Warning: Make sure all doors are locked before take-off. |
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If doors are not locked, revelers celebrating Blackstar's first anniversary will rampage in and destroy the contents of whatever is lifting off
Warning: beware reveling partiers, they are quite dangerous, and possibly drunk
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And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
He's gone stark raven mad 'e has |
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Sephirothsicase
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If any party members called Panther or Raven approach you, run quickly in the other direction.
Warning: Doors close quickly. |
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If they close before you exit the Temple of Doom, your fate will be sealed.
Dead Person Crossing
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Automobile (or otherwise) collisions with dead persons crossing in designated crosswalk will not be considered unlawful. They're dead--might as well put it in reverse and let them have it a second time. Repeat to taste.
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