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I doubt any of you lot are as badass as me!
Yesterday, I was walking down the street, and this lady came right up to me and said "Hello, young man". But I didn't even reply and I just walked off!
BADASS!
Then, the other day at work, I dropped some paper on the floor, but I couldn't even be bothered to pick it up so I left it for the cleaner!
BADASS!
And a while ago, my mother phoned me and left a message, but I never bothered to call her back!
BADASS!
Post examples of how badass you are!
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:06 am Post subject: |
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Hahaha, such pitifully weak attempts at being badass Addman - one night of being me is more badass than a lifetime of being you (hey, that's pretty badass right there, but on with the game).
So I spotted a steak in the fridge earlier today and was hungry, but my mum said not to eat them 'coz they were for dinner, but I ate them anyway!
BADASS!
Then when I had no dinner and was hungry, instead of scrounging around like a dog looking for scraps I took it like a man and starved!
BADASS!
I'm still hungry now and it's 3am, but you know what? I'll probably skip breakfast tomorrow morning as well, and that's the most important meal of the day!
BADASS!
Let's see somebody top that.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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 the Owl swings the Bass with all their might, but misses 3kul & Addman and give the air a good slapping.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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I may as well do the honors.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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 The Bronze Arrow goes flying off target, missing completely. However, your Bronze Arrow breaks upon impact.
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So much for their punishment!
EDIT: Got them
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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CrazyD swings the Bass mightily, stricking Addman and 3kul dead on.
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My friends told me that I should never ever go online. Well, I ignored them and went on anyway. Now I'm on 27/7!
BADASS
Some extremely religious cooks said that Role playing is bad. So now I'm part of the CC, EC, and Blackstar
BADASS
My mother always told me that throwing things is a bad idea. I threw a Bass at CrazyD, KC11, and Hislordship without a good reason.
BADASS
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Leporidae swings the Bass with all their might, but misses CrazyD, KC11, and Hislordship and give the air a good slapping.
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You have made me angry. You will not like me when I am angry.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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 You throw the Mutant Chicken at Leporidae, and the fowl fowl screeches as it flies through the air in cloud of stench and feathers. Feathers ruffled, the Mutant Chicken squawks and takes off running, a mean glint in its beady red eyes.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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And take this!
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KC11 swings the Bass with all their might, but misses Leporidae and give the air a good slapping.
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Dangit! Ah well. I'm badarse because I said that Dement sucks posine from norn rears once.
BADARSE
And anyone who challenges THAT can eat one of my new bronze arrows.
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