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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:09 pm Post subject: Stuff it doesn’t say not to do... |
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Here's the game that popped into my head when watching T.V - A person will state something that may or may not contain a warning, then the other person states a warning that the item doesnt have. Then he/she/it will state another thing that has or does not have a warning. Such as -
Person #1: Electric fence - Do not touch.
Person #2: Do not urinate on the fence.
Shopping trolley - Do not push children in the trolley.
Person #3: Do not push children down the hill in the trolley.
Pork Scratchings - May harm teeth.
Understant? I'll start off the first one. The funnier the better. 
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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Juggling small furry animals while the ride is in operation is strictly prohibited.
Fence with Sign "Beware of Dog"
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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Do not allow dog to chew on genitals
Notice on Christmas lights: for indoor or outdoor use only
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Notice: The Christmas lights are NOT a string of floss
The warning on a PC Game: Rated T for Crude Humor, Sexual Themes, and Violence |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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This PC game is not a licensed clergy member and should not be used as one.
Warning on a plant: KEEP OUT OF DIRECT SUNLIGHT |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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DO NOT burn as alternate source of sunlight!
Warning on monitor: do not stare at monitor for more than 12 hours.
(Aww man... too late)
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Do not pour liquid nitrogen on monitor and hit with sledgehammer.
Warning: Small parts. Not for children under three years.
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Leporidae
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Notice: Please don't sue us if your dog dies from choking on our product
Warning: Don't touch _____ |
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Do not feed _____ to your annoying guy friend.
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Leporidae
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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Hey!  You forgotten to add a warning lable for the next poster to use! |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: Item Usage Outcome |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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Warning! do not use toad to attack others!
Warning on hole puncher: Warning! Do not stick appendages inside device!
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Do not use OTHER people's appendages inside device.
Notice on a VCR - Please ensure the device is clean and free from dust.
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Miyanokouji
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:25 am Post subject: |
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Ensure dust is clean and free from devices
Do not exceed stated dose.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: |
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Do not change stated dose.
Warning! Not suitable for heart patients.
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