What a funny Easter.

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

((It's pointless introduction day!1!@!22!))

Ensichrys strolled nonchalantly up to the catapult. He looked at the catapult quizzically. The catapult then looked back at him even more quizzically. "Hmmm," Ensichrys said, somewhat confused as to how an inanimate object with no eyes had looked at him. He jumped right up onto the catapult and began playing with ropes.

An hour later, it had not yet gotten old. He was still playing with the ropes. Suddenly, Ensichrys sneezed and his talon severed one of the ropes. Nothing happened. He then wiped his nose and next wiped his hand on the catapult. This was simply too much for the catapult to take. It flung him off to the mushroom kingdom leaving behind a sparse cloud of green feathers.

"OOF!" Ensichrys had plowed through a giant mushroom while still in flight and rolled on the ground for 200 yards before grinding to a halt on the soggy ground. Ensichrys arose, with his dignity injured. "Hmmm, what were we supposed to do today again? Something about brothers and killing... meh, it's not important." He began to skip but fell down. "AARRGH! I must've torn my dignity. Meh, it's not important." Ensichrys remained prostrate and tried to whistle, regardless of the fact that he had no true lips.

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:33 am Post subject:

*DP randomly flashes into existance over Net, reaps Diddy Kong's Sanity, then disappears again*

Swix · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject:

((Net wrote:

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:42 am Post subject:

Net: Hey, what's happened to the wierd monkey guy?
Diddy: ARGHBLBLLBLBLBL! PREPARE TO DIE! *Throw poo at Net, before jumping on his back and making lewd noises.*
Net: Get... Off!
Raven: He already is, isn't he?
Net: NOT LIKE THAT! QUICK! What's the Prima guide say?!
Panther: ...Nothing in here about monkeys doing that.
Net: Well, try one of your yaoi thingys!
Panther: Yaoi? Ew! I'm 14, you perv!
Net: ARGHBLLBLBLBLLB-

*Net wakes up, sweating.*

Net: Oh, it was all just a dream.
Raven: No, the monkey knocked you unconscious and's been humping your leg for the past three hours.
Net: Oh god. This is worse than Diddy Kong Racing.
Panther: ...
Net: Oh COME ON. We all know that was a rip of Mario Kart 64.
Panther: ...
Net: ...Fine, I appologise, Diddy Kong Racing was a half-way decent game.
Panther: Now say that to the giant singing poo monster.
Net: ...Say what? What is this, the fricking N team?

***

Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The N-Team

Kid Icarus: Quick, Mega Man! We need to kill that narrator pronto!
Mega Man: ...Why?
Kid Icarus: Just get me my boom-stick.

***

Panther: ...Yeah, I think I'll stick to Yaoi.
Net: But, you said... *Beep* Does not compute!

*Net's cloak falls off to reveal he's actually Gameboy in disguise.*

Swix: *Twitch.*
Raven: ...What happened to the monkey?
Ashen: Oh. Oh god no.
Panther: MY EYES! THEY BLEED! WHY DO THEY BLEED?! WHY!?!??!
Net: ...What? Why are you looking at me like that? ...Is it because I'm ugly..?

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

KC11: *follows seceretly* "Ha! These dumbos don't stand a chance. It's like watching the Three Stooges in a jungle full of carnivorous creatures. Only, there are more than three." *carefully watchs them* *breathes in, sucking the EC members towards her open mouth*

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Ensichrys walked around aimlessly with his dignity in a cast and sling. "Ah," he exclaimed aloud. "I remember what it was. I'm supposed to help kill the Super Mario Brothers!" Ensichrys then opened his vial of flometal extract. He applied one drop to his talons, tail horn, wingtips, and beak. The areas exposed were honed to the keenness of a winter gale. Ensichrys ran with all speed to the gorrilla-like noises but grew fatigued before he even got halfway.

He began to preen his feathers, forgetting they were razor sharp and cutting his tongue- to which he cursed loudly for a while and ran around in a pained rage slicing through giant mushrooms with his awesomely sharp talons. He looked down at them. "I've got to show the effectiveness of this to the one who gave it to me," here he looked at a movie camera conveniently placed at that exact spot.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:48 am Post subject:

Net: ARGH! WE'RE BEING SUCKED! Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Ashen: What happened to Giggity?! Tim Buckley says Giggity, not Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Net: Long story, many lawsuits from Fox, now I can only use it three times per post and I'm saving it for the good stuff. And also: I'm not Tim Buckley!
Ashen: Riiight.
Al: *Whimper*
Raven: In case you two love birds hadn't noticed, we're under attack! *Points up at a bunch of UFOs.
Net: UFOs?
Ashen: Aliens?!
Chronos: LOVE BIRDS?!?! RAAAUGH!!! *Turns green and muscly ala The Incredible Hulk*
Net: Eeep. *Runs!
Panther: It's so ugly!
Raven: I'd hit it.
Ashen: I've hit it.
Addman: I tried to hit it, but it bit my hand off.
Tink: QUIET! YOU DO NOT EXIST! I AM THE TRUE LEADER OF THE EC! OBE-*The EC gets sucked into KC11's stomach.*-Aw, crap.
Net: It's not that bad. If we move the liver to the left a bit, and the heart to the right a bit, we could get some pretty good Feng Shui in he-
VW: QUIET! Ve device, it is.... Veady.
Net: What's with the lisp?
VW: Have you Vever tried to progvam a Shvink Vay it LISP bevore?
Net: What?
Cloud: I feel obligated to point out that while the previous sentence makes reference to an obscure programing language you've probably never heard of, it's entirely unaccurate. There have been no recorded cases o-
VW: YOU VALK TOO MUCH! *Shrinks Cloud.* Now, Ve shall make our escape through the Vlood Canals. But in vorder to do so, ve must... VINK!
Panther: Think?
VW: NO! VINK! VIIIINK!
Net: We are thinking!
VW: ...Vrew it.
Addman: Brew it?
VW: ...*Shrinks everyone*
Panther: Ah, shrink
Net: Shut up! Thinking... Thinking... C'mon... Thinking... Almost... No.... DAMNIT! Hey, where'd everyone go? Wait up guys! *Net follows the rest of the EC into KC11's blood stream.*

Leporidae · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

Leporidae, meanwhile, was still in the cave getting some beauty sleep. But, much to her dismay, annoying sucking sound were heard miles away.

"Grr, what's all that racket?"

She looks up at the wall slime with her tired eyes, and shakes her fist at the wall slime.

"Damn you wall slime for disturbing my rest! DAMN YOOOOOOU!"

She grumbles, thinking that she might as well wake up. The morning scratches, stretches, and conrnelius tortures were carried out as normal. Her hunger would not rest, however, and she searched for a mosrel outside of the cave. Alas, there layed the catapult.

". . . Ok. Who decided to spend our funds on a giant spoon on wheels?"

She searched around the area. Shaon and some creepy weird toture guy stood at the cave entrance. A pat on the head was deliverd to the toture guy from Leporidae.

"Ah, you must be a new recuit. Welcome to the cave! Despite your suspicous and super-bright sheild of the sorts, I think you will do just fine here. Stay here for a moment, I would like you to meet someone."

Leporidae ran back into the cave. A few momments leter she came out with a newly-created cornelius clone. The clone looked shocked and scared when he met the blad man in sharp accessorys, but Leporidae only served a grin brighter then the strange man.

"This is Cornelius. Bright-Tourture-Man, meet Cornelius. And vice verse. Now, you may tazer each other. I'll be off to talk to my bud here."

Leporidae walk up to Shaon, with a glint of confusions in her eyes. She looked around one last time, and spoke.

"Hey, where's everyone? Your the only one here other then me, Cornie, and Whats-his-face here. Oh, and what's that big spoon-wheelie thing doing here anyhow?"

Chronos · Green Fox Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 641

Things got very boring within the bloodstream of KC11, so Ensichrys decided to play some pinball with the blood cells. He rolled into a ball, and the fun began.

Chronos: Ok, somebody hit me!
Ashen: ...
Chronos: I mean smack me into a blood cell.
Ashen: Oh.
Addman: Sweet!
Tink: NO! IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY! *shoulder charges Chronos*
Chronos: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The EC's eyes darted to and fro watching Ensichrys' body bounce off the blood cells.

Raven: Wow, how did he just stop like that?
Panther: I don't think he meant to...
Net: Is he turning white?
Cloud: No, that would be a white blood cell devouring him.
Ashen: HOMG!!! *swims toward Chronos*
Chronos: Halp! Halp!
Cloud: What did he say?
Panther: I think it was "help, help"
Raven: Nah, couldn't have been that, it makes no sense.
Addman: You make no sense!
Tink: YOU MAKE NO SENSE!
Addman: Shouldn't somebody help him?
Net: Help who?
Panther: ........ I forget.
Addman: Me too, lets go do something else.
Cloud: Wait! I've rescued him.
Chronos: No you di-rrmmfff!
Cloud: Quiet!
Chronos: I got away myself.
Cloud: That's not how we're remembering it!
Ashen: Oh yes it is!
Cloud: Oh no it isn't!
Addman: Oh, yes it is!!
Tink: OH NO IT ISN'T!
Chronos: Ok, ok, Cloud saved me.
Ashen: *brushes chronos' feathers*
Chronos: What are you doing?
Ashen: You had an antibody on your arm.
Panther: That's disgusting.
Net: Hah, loser! An ANTIBODY!!
Addman: Bwahahahaha!
Chronos: *cries*

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

KC11 gave an enormus burp when suddenly she felt some pain in her bloodstream.

KC11: "OW! Okay, who's doing that?"

No answer came, neither did any more pains. Then she began to hear voices.

KC11: "SHUT UP AND BE DIGESTED, BEFORE I SWALLOW SOMETHING PAINFUL!!!"

Raven · Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject:

Raven: You know, with all this liquid around it kinda makes me turned on...
Addman: How?
Panther: Well Addman. It's quite simple. It's very wet in here and wetness can sometimes remind a-
Net: NO DON'T GO ANY FURTHER!
Ashen: Why now? It's a perfectly natural thing when a woman- OH GOD MY EYES!
Net: Nooo! Get down boy! Down! I thought I'd learned to control this problem!
Fort: ...Damn! It's bigger then mine!