What a funny Easter.

[Netdroid9]

It's Easter, and you know what that means! That's right, it's time for the EC's most devious plot of all, a plot so evil even the EC itself doesn't know about it...

...It's time, to kill, the Super Mario Brothers.

***

Fort: Is the discombobulator confabulated?
Addman: Yes sire.
Wonka: Confabulations!
Fort: Are the giant hooligan-repellents active?
Addman: Aye-aye
Wonka: For that rich chocolaty taste that makes Wonka's eggs so Wonkalific!
Fort: Are the orphan children ready for the electric cattle-prod!
Wonka: For that absolutely incredilicio-Wait, what?
Fort: You know, the orphans. The ones we need to jab with the electric cattle prod.
Wonka: How is that related to the plan?
Fort: Well, it's fun...
Wonka: God! You aren't the Oompa Loompas! You aren't the Oompa Loompas at all!
Addman: The Oompa Loompas are orange, how could you mistake us for them?
Wonka: Not only are you evil orphan-branding monsters, you're evil racist orphan-branding monsters too! Good day to you sir!

*Wonka stomps off, angrily.*

Fort: Well, that went well.
Addman: Hehehe, I'm gonna pee in the chocolate river!
Fort: ...That was a chocolate river? Then... I... Oh. Oh god.

*Meanwhile...*

Net: The smuttometre's off the charts!
Panther: There's Klingons on the starboard bow!
Net: Ready the giant cannon-ball!
Al: Armed and ready!
Raven: Aim...
Net: Fire!
Cornelius: No guys, wai-ARRRRRFGH-*Kesplat*.
Panther: Hmm, maybe to the right a bit.
Al: What, your right or my right.
Panther: Stage right.
Al: What stage? You mean that right?
Panther: Wrong, it's that right.
Al: Right.
Panther: Right.
Al: But you just said it was that right!
Panther: No, it's that right. Right?
Al: Right.
Panther: Right.
Al: But you just said it was that right! You're doing the exact same thing you did just before!
Panther: It's that right!
Al: What? That's not even the same direction as before! That's forwards!
Net: LEFT!
Al: GODDAMNIT!
Fort: Oh, hey guys!
Swix: ARGH! It's Addman!
Addman: What? How'd you even get here?! I locked you in the cupboard last week!
Swix: Next time you put handcuffs on someone, don't lock them in the power-tool shed.
Addman: Right.
Al: ARGH!!!
Fort: Hey, what's this for?
Net: It's the Cornelius catapult.
Fort: A catapult? Cool! I wanna try! *Click* AAAAAAAARRRRR-

*Meanwhile, in the Mushroom kingdom.*

Fort: -RRRGH! Eugh...
Luigi: Bowsers Trousers, Mario! Who's that?
Mario: I don't know, but the fact his seven times my height makes me want to lock him in my cellar and do unspeakable things to him. Come on, gimmie a hand.

*Mario and Luigi lift Fort up and haul him off to places unknown. Meanwhile, back at The Cave/Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...*

Raven: Damnit, now who will I make funny noises with every saturday!? *Wipes tear from eye* Fun times, fun times...
Net: No! Now who'll laugh at my Chuck Norris jokes even if they make no sense whatsoever?
Fort (In the Mushroom Kingdom): Hehehe, Chuck Norris...
Panther: But... Neko... And Addman... Harry Potter... NOOOO!
Swix: ...That was AWESOME.
Addman: WOO! I'M HEADMASTER!
Tink: I think not.
Addman: Oh yeah?
Tink: You weren't elected by the council, you were instated. Technically, I'm still next in line.
Addman: LIES! ALL LIES!
Tink: Face it! I am your one true god! BOW BEFORE ME!
Addman: NO! NOO-Wait, what? Why am I listening to you? I'm at least a hundred times your size!
Tink: ...*EDIBLE DUST!*
Addman: ARGH! NO! THE COOKIE MONSTER MONSTERS! I'M DOOMED!
AddmanAddmans: RAWRGUSPLOUSKIN!
Addman: AIEEEE!!!!

*Addman jumps on the Catapult and launches himself into the Mushroom kingdom.*

Net: Hmm... Well, we can either join him in his selfless quest to save our headmaster, or we can sit here and do nothing.
Panther: ...Nothing.
Raven: Nothing.
Tink: I AM YOUR GOD! OBEY ME!
Net: You know, that's nothing at all like your character.
Tink: I know. Someone's going to wake up some day and realise they have no Teeth, and only a couple bucks under their pillow to compensate.
Net: You know the Tooth Fairy?!
Tink: Don't be silly, there's no such thing.
AddmanAddmans: RAOR!!!!
Net: Hmm... He seems to be angry.
Cornelius: Oh, hey gu-AIIIIIEEEEE!!!
Net: Ok, he's really angry. RUN!

*The EC collectivly jump on the catapult and launch themselves into the Mushroom Kingdom, just as Shaon walks in.*

Shaon: ...Guys? Guys?

...
...
...

...Goddamnit.

[Fort]

((Bwahahaha, I love it! Is this an RP or can we expect a next installment? ))

[Shaon]

((

[KC11]

Hmm.....

Your plans will be foiled. Already I am starting a third group to stop you.

Which only has one member...

me....

...

grr... *goes off somewhere*

[Netdroid9]

((RP, but that doesn't preclude me making another big ego-script if people don't start posting.))

[Panther385]

Tink: So... where are we?
Raven: Hmmm... Mushrooms, turtles, blocks floating in mid-air, pipes coming up from the ground...
Al: *hugs a turtle*
Turtle: o_<
Panther: I think I read about this place in a VGctas comic.
Raven: Did it involve sexual innuendos?
Panther: Yup.
Raven: ...If I see a fat italian plumber, I'm running.
Al: <3
Turtle: D:
Net: But we have to find Fort, right?
Everyone: ...
Turtle: *suffocating*
Tink: But we can always send a lackey to find him while we go to the beach... or... something...
Net: *pulls a red and white ball out from thin air* HLSMON! I CHOOSE YOU!
*throws the ball, which opens and spits out a disgruntled owl*
HLSMON: Fie on thee, good sir, for stuffing me in that tiny ball!
Net: Go boy! Find the Headmaster!
HLSMON: *blink*
Al: ....Maybe he needs a turtle?
Panther: AH-HAH! *swipes the turtle from Al*
Al: Gimme Jaques back!
Raven: Jaques...?
Panther: Turtlemon! Fuse with HLSMON! *throws the turtle at HLSMON*

*bright shiny light show insues*

Tink:
Net:
Panther:
Raven:
Al:
Swix:
3kul: Why the hell am I here? And in the body of a furry turtle, ta boot!
Swix: Uh... Um... What turtle? YOU'RE DRUNK MAN! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! *shakes 3kul*

[KC11]

(Alright then! I'll use KC11 again. I am on the side of a group called The Light, mentioned above, if that is allowed. I am here to stop them from killing the Mario brothers.)

As Shaon looked about, a blonde haired girl jumped from the ceiling, waving a bow and arrow. She looked at Shaon and, grabbing her and shaking her while saying this, she demanded "Where did they go? Where?!

(If this is only for EC members, ignore me)

[Netdroid9]

((Why put it on Blackstar and make it EC only? We could use some competition .

Also, I <3 HLSMON .))

[Somefreakoverthere]

((Goddamnit, I wanna join as Lexi now D:

Problem is, she looks like Fort and hates everybodys guts. OH WELL!))

Lexi: *walks past KC11*

*Spots the catapult*

Lexi: OOH! Catapult!
TS: Why the hell am I here, too?
Lexi: Don't know, don't care. Go away.
Wonka: Werk!
Lexi: Feed him to that slime stuff, will you?

*Accidently launchs herself into the Mushroom kingdom, cursing everybody*

((Dear lord somebody shoot me before I start trying to write what happens when she lands.))

[Raven]

(( Forgive me for this horrible, horrible ego script that is about to appear >.< ))

Addman: If there are giant mushrooms here, are there giant cookies?
Net: Yes, Addman. The giant cookies are over there. *Points to hole in the ground between another platform.*
Addman: Whoopie! *Jumps down the hole.*
Panther: Net, why'd you do that?
Net: He stole my camera D<
Raven: For shame!

*Meanwhile, down in the hole.*

Addman: Ahhhhhhhhh-*splat*
Owie... *Looks around.* where am I?
Princess Peach: Brave warrior! Have you come to rescue me?
Addman: No, I came for the giant cookies .Where are they?
PP: Alas! I know not of what you speak of. But surely... surely you will rescue me?
Addman: No, woman! Where are the cookies!
PP: Oh! But good sir, if you don't rescue me Bowser will come soon and you shall perish!
Addman: Look, whoever you are, I'm only here for the cookies!
*Bowser walks in the door.*
Bowser: Oh? Another person? Well... I guess I'll have to make this a threesome then...
Addman: O.O LEMMIE OUT OF HEEEEEREEEEE!

*Back up the hole sometime later*

Swix: Do you think he's ok?
Net: He's probably dead by now.
HLSMON: HLSMONNNNNN! HLS, HLSMONNNNN!
3Kul: ThreeeeeeeeKul! Kul! Kul!
Panther: Why's 3Kul only saying his name?
Raven:... I drugged him.
Panther: Nice.

*Addman jumps back up the hole, with no fur on.*

Net: AH! AVERT YOUR EYES PEOPLE!
Addman: What? That's what that Bowser guy did too....
Raven: Push him back down and run! Run for your eyes!
Panther: Screw that! I'm not touching him, just run!
Jaques: =O! *Nuzzles Addman accidentally pushes him back into the hole, but falling in himself.*
Al: Noooo! Jaques! *Sob*

*Back in the hole*

Bowser: Ohh... what do we have here? *Leer*
Jaques: Eeep! O.O
Bowser: Come here little tur- AH! NO NOT YOU AGAIN!
Addman: Why does nobody love me!? *Sob*

[Shaon]

((Traditional ego script time!))

Shaon blinks at the random person shaking her.

[alakin1]

*A small green gremlin (named Bobaen) pops his head out of a hole next to Bowser's hole (that sounded wrong )*

Bobaen:I say, the neighbours are making loud noises.

*Another gremlin (named Bobess) pops up*

Bobess:Well Vickyess said that Dollyess said that Vickyess said that Katheriness said that Meganess said that Dollyaen said that Vickyaen said that Bowser was always noisy.
Bobaen:Indeed. I feel that we should inform our no doubt gracious neighbour that he is making irratating noises.
Bobess:Well Vickyaen said that Dollyess said that Vickyess said that Jasminess said that he never does what people ask him to do.
Bobaen:Indeed. Still, I believe that if we persist we may get him to change his mind.

*The two Gremlins enter Bowser's hole*

Bobaen:Many excuses dear neighbour but could you...*spots Addman* dear dieties no! NO!! Turn a blind eye my dear Bobess! A cruel devil has come to destroy our eyesight!
Addman:*Sobs even more* All I ask for is some love...and giant cookies.

[KC11]

As Shaon refused to say anything, KC said "Well, my Elemental will just have to.... persuade you to tell me." *evil grin*

*A bald man emiting light walks in, dragging a wagon carrying various torture items*

"Torture her until she talks" said KC11. The elemental made an evil grin and transformed his arms to be more muscular, and his skin to be of rotting flesh.

KC looked about until she saw the catipult.

"Hm... this must be where they went... off this contraption. Maybe I should call my elemental off.... or maybe not."

KC11 then jumped into the catipult and went to the mushroom kingdome, turning into her dragon form in case she ran into a tree (the scales would protect her).

As she went through the air, she landed on the drugged 3kul.

[Somefreakoverthere]

((I *DID* warn you guys to shoot me, y'know. Your fault I'm gonna produce a crappy Ego-script.))

Lexi:*screams in annoyence as Shaon lands on her and pushs her off quickly.*

*Spots the druged 3kul and starts kicking him as a way to get rid of her anger.*

*See's everybody else.*

Lexi:Oh...CRAP!

3kul:*whimper*
Net, Raven and Panther: 3KUL!

*Promptly start beating him up for making nasty comments*

((xD Please, somebody stop me from posting another ego-script. Please!))

[Netdroid9]

Net: Hehe, now, to unlock the door to Addman's secret horde and steal all the Bananna-shaped cookies contained therein.

*Later that day.*

Diddy Kong: I say, someone appears to have made off with Donkey Kong's Banana Horde while I was bedding the young lasses at Vine Valley. I must do something!

*Diddy Kong cartwheels out of the cave, following Net's convenient trail of leaked Bananna-cookies. A kremlin emerges from the shadows.*

Kremlin: Now, with that pesky Diddy gone, I can finally complete my master plan! Muahahahaha!

*Dun dun DUN!!!. Later that evening.*

Net: Hey *Pant* guys *Pant*, don't want to alarm you but you might want to run and avoid the giant Rhino-Monkey that's right behind me.
Raven: I knew a Rhino-Monkey once...
Net: ...And..?
Raven: Let's just say Kermit was walking funny for the next three days.
Net: 0.o.
Rhino-Monkey: Ahem.
Net: Oh, err... What? Can't hear you, can't see you, you can't hurt me!
Rhino-Monkey: Damnit! How'd he know that trick? Stupid Prima Strategy Guide!
Net: *Clutches his Prima Strategy Guide* Hehehe, hasn't let me down yet.
Panther: Hmm, let me see that!

*Panther flicks through the guide.*

Panther: Oh, so it's Down, Down+Left, Left, Punch. Of course!
Fort: No! Don't say those words! Those horrible horrible words!

***

Fort: So, how do you do it?
Kid: Down, Down+Left, Left, Punch.
Fort: Mmmhm. And which one's Punch?
Kid: A.
Fort: Of course! Now, which one's Left?
Kid: ...That one.
Fort: Right! Then which one's right?
Kid: That one.
Fort: Don't be silly, that one's up!
Kid: No, it's right!
Fort: Up!
Kid: Right!
Fort: So you agree with me!
Kid: No, that one's up, right, and this one's Right, right?
Fort: Right.
Kid: Right.
Fort: But you said that was up!
Al: WHY!?!?!?!??!

*Fort and the Kid look at Al strangely.*

Al: ...Err... UP UP AND AWAY!

*Al flies off in the cheesiest way possible.*

FotT: Err... Anyway, if that's Down, and that's Left, right?
Kid: Right.
Fort: Which is DownLeft?
Kid: ...HADOUKEN!
Fort: ARGH! IT BURNS! NOOOOOOOO!!!

***

Fort: The memories, so many memories...
Panther: ...Anyway, it says here that in order to continue Net must strip to his underware, cover himself in oil and dance the can-can whilst playing the Maracas to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance.
Net: Let me see that! No, it says Panther and Raven must strip and do unspeakable things to each other for no apparent reason!
Panther: No, I'm pretty sure it says you have to do the Mexican Hat Dance.
Raven: *Peeks* Yup, she's right.
Fort: Indubitably.
Swix: It's all there, even the bit with the giant hamster.
Ashen: Most definitely.
Net: ...Ah, screw it, but it better be worth it. I don't want this to turn into the Mario RPG like last time.

***

Strange Man: Hi, I'm Boy McSewer. You may remember me from such Egoscripts as 'Fort and Raven get Married', 'Fort and Raven: The Honeymoon' and 'Kane: Destroyer of Worlds'. I'm here to apologise on Net's behalf. The Mario RPG is a great game, and to think otherwise is, well, unthinkable. These short clips will show you why.

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Nintendo of America Representative: We thought that the best way to continue the world's greatest 2D platformer would be to turn it into an RPG. I mean, who wants to see some crummy Italian plumber get laid while you're stuck at home playing a game designed for 13-year-olds drinking malt whiskey by the can and wishing your mom would shut up about the washing. No, we thought the best way for everyone would be an RPG.

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Mario: At first I was scared. I mean, an RPG? That's a big step. Then I leveled up for the first time, and I realised: This wasn't so bad. Sure, I'd have to play day after day, year after year to be even half as awesome as I used to be, but it can't be that bad, right? The fact Bowser's not even the real antagonist anymore couldn't make much difference in terms of the classic mario feel that we've all come to love, right? Right?

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Bowser: No comment. I said, No Comment. GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU *%#*-

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Boy McSewer: There you have it. Three testemonials proving the awesomeness of Mario RPG. This is your host, Boy McSewer, signing off.

***

Panther: ...The Mario RPG was awesome. Face it. Not even a clip can prove otherwise.
Net: ...IT'S WRONG IN MY HEART!
Panther: ...Riiight...
Al: ARGHBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!