NINJA......golf???

Danikat · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:38 am Post subject: NINJA......golf???

Shhh.....I'm not really here, I'm really doing my coursework. Honest!

But I just had to share this. Proof that there are things which can't be improved, even by the addition of ninajs.

Panther385 · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

I would so play that, even though I hate golf. Surprised

I think ninjas can improve anything, though... Very Happy

Cloud · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject:

What is the purpose of this game? Destroy evil golf balls of doom and free the spirit golf balls to be able to destroy the evil wizard at the end? No? Just a thought. Wink

Panther385 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject:

Do the ninjas sneak into the golf course and slice up those punks who purposely hit the balls in your direction? (I went to a course once, and somebody did that. Surprised

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3kul · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject:

Driven by an insane amount of curiosity, I went and tried to find out just what this game was and can now sum it up for everyone.

See, from the looks of things, you are a ninja, and you are playing golf. You walk up to hole 1 and hit the ball, so far it's pretty standard golf. Now for the long, arduous task of walking after your ball and hitting it again, right?

WRONG.

Suddenly, rainbow ninjas, evil moles, gigantic frogs, hawks that shoot eggs at you, etc. all spring out to attack you! They are obviously determined are they to stop you from hitting your ball a second time, but you won't just stand there and take it, will you? Of course not, because you're no ordinary golfer, you're a ninja golfer. So you substitute your golf clubs for powerhouse kicks and shuriken, killing whatever stands between you and your next shot.

Hit it in a bunker? You'd better watch out for vicious pythons then. Hit it into the water hazard? Don't worry, there's no penalty for hitting the ball in there, you just have to go in and fight through swarms of sharks to get to your ball. You'd think that you'd be in the clear once you're on the green, but no, there's a fire breathing dragon right there waiting for you, and you've got to slay it if you ever hope to sink your ball.

Panther385 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject:

That. Sounds. AWESOME.

Danikat · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject:

Woah. Ok I have to admit all I knew about this game was the title and the screen shot I posted.

Now you've said that it really does sound like an improvement on normal golf. Plus they're not wearing those horrible jumpers or the hats with the bobbles on the top.

Fort · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject:

Yeah, Tiger Woods has to stop with the bobble and hat, baggy trousers and refering to everyone as "caddy".

*Punches palm in manly fashion*
It gets on ma' nerves!

addman · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:51 am Post subject:

ALL We Nneed noW is Pirate WoaTer Polo and mmy dreammm will sjooommmehh tRuE!