The Guardians New Leader

GBE · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:46 pm Post subject: The Guardians New Leader

The Guardians now have a new headmaster, and I would like you all to welcome him.

*Drum Rolls, and, none other than GBE steps out*

Oh, right, yeah, it's me. Anyways, The Guardians are as committed to keeping the balance as ever before. However, we will be offering certain services to those in need sometime soon.

More on that story later. However, if you have a character that you feel belongs not on the side of good or bad, but instead serving to keep the balance in line, then sign up now and get your free cookie! That's right, we have cookies. And penguins, but that's besides the point.

And watch out for the Olympics. where The Guardians will be setting their sights for nothing less than victory!

GBE out...

3kul · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject:

3kul: Ugh, now you guys have a headmaster? You want to rip off EC traditions any more?
GBE: Well our next item of order is totally original, so you don't need to worry about that. I'd like to introduce you to our new punching bag, Bornelius.
Bornelius: I die quite often, mostly in hilarious and/or brutal situations, but luckily I can be cloned and killed again.
GBE: He laughs, he cries, he bleeds all over the walls...
3kul: Oh, come on! You only changed one letter, you aren't even trying!
GBE: Speaking of walls, they appear to be covered in some kind of slime. We call it 'wall gunk', and wouldn't you believe it, it's canivorous.
3kul: Still not different enough, you guys suck!
GBE: Well that's why we have the Pitnicker, to spot these mistakes and point them out to me.
Pitnicker: Skroooo!
3kul: That doesn't sound scary, it just sounds dumb. And Pit-nicking doesn't even mean anything!
GBE: Hm, I guess this calls for a Guardian meeting. Guardians assemble, let us meet in the Council Chambers, then after that we can dine in the Cafeteria, eating disgusting meals made by our hideous Slugfoot and drinking crazily dangerous pixie punch.
3kul: Arghblblblbl! *collapses foaming at the mouth*

I'm surprised that the Guardians don't seem to mind being led by an EC member though, seems a little crazy to me Razz

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GBE · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

GBE: Oddly enough, our paperwork seems to go missing on a regular basis, it's a bit worrying.
3kul: Seriously, you can stop now.
GBE: I forgot to give out the welocme baskets to our newcomers too, I'll have to get printing those lobotomy vouchers...
3kul: My eyes! They're bleeding!
GBE: I'm quite sure we're being haunted you know. There's a flicker of song strange wings every so often, as if there's an evil presence, an Evil Angel if you will....
3kul: *His entire being explodes in mass of blood, guts and undigested meals..*
GBE: Wow, that was a tough crowd, one down, a few more to go. Now, I'm sure I saw Addman and Cloud somewhere around......

Truth be told, The Gaurdians have a different name for Headmaster, which, in due course will become obvious.... But we are avoding the EC clichÃ©s... Wink

And we have coolio stuff to boot. So, just you keep an eye out for us 3kul, we'll get you when you least expect it... Wink

3kul · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:08 pm Post subject:

I expect that the Guardians will come to get me every second of every minute of every hour of every day! Twisted Evil

Though if you could give me a more specific time to work around that would save me a lot of expecting. Razz

addman · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:30 am Post subject:

Well GBE, this means we're going to have to kick you out of EC now. Can't have you being a traitor and all... Razz

Only joking, however, how do your fellow Guardians feel about an EC member as their leader...oh wait, 50% of you are EC members anyway. MWAHAHAHAHA!

EDIT: Seriously though, well done on the promotion. Since you have a lot to deal with at the moment, I wish you the best of luck.

Cloud · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:02 am Post subject:

Raven · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:24 am Post subject:

Hah, of course they didn't mind! No one but me submitted a nomination. I swear, I had nothing to do with this. Wink

No, seriously. It wasn't supposed to be an easy win for GBE. I was disappointed. I prefer the fire, heat, and scheming of elections! Why was it just one person!? *Sob*

GBE · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:12 pm Post subject:

Well, it's The Gaurdians, scheming isn't our thing. Getting on peaceably and helping out being friends is what we're all about. Surely you haven't forgotten Friendly Time when we all get together and sing happy songs, and recite poetry, read books and show each other paintings and models and stuff...

We sure have a swell time, with plenty of milk or orange juice and cookies. Oh gee whiz how I wish it could be like this everyday, and the world would be such a brighter day....

Did I just say that..?! Oh dear! I must have seen an old film with those blonde haired and blue eyed boys and girls in those sweetheart american films of olde... *Burns own eyes with flamethrowers....*

Much better....

Cloud: What just happened?
3kul: Dunno....
Addman: Did he say they have cookies... Uhm, I'll see you guys later, I think I need to have a word wit GBE...
Cloud: That's cool..
3kul: Are you going to join The Gaurdians for their free cookies..?
Addman: *Gulping* No........?
3kul: Oh, ok....
Addman: *Walks away with GBE*
Cloud: You're going to go for the free orange juice aren't you...?
3kul: Rolling Eyes

Cloud: So, I guess I'm going to have to feed the wall slime again..?
3kul: *Runs off...*
Cloud: One day! Ooooh, lint.... *Watches the lint float around the air...*

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject:

Come to think of it, Lexi might be suitable for the Guardians. Sure, she hates it when she's in a small room, has a huge fear of technoligy and hates humans of either gender or age, but other than that she's FINE!

No, seriously, I think she'd develop better there.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:21 am Post subject:

Well, if she's not evil, The Guardians is probably better than the EC if you want to get more involved, especially with our forums down (Say, when are we going to get the new ones set up?).

GBE · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject:

If you do want to get involved with the Gaurdians, let me know.... PM, in this thread, whatever..... And we'll see how it works out....

Raven · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject:

Don't do it! I'm not able to be smutty! *Sob* The horror!
THE HORROR!

Panther385 · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject:

Neko and Kaedra are in the Guardians, so you can always think smutty thoughts. Very Happy

(Well, Neko sort of is... he mooches around. >>; <<; )

Zerrer · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:27 am Post subject:

mwahaha! Goron was nearly impossible to scheme against! now we have one that will fall!!!

Expect an exclamation of war soon, Acronym...

Goron40 · Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:55 pm Post subject:

Just because I'm not leading doesn't mean I'm not still a member, Zerrer. Watch your back. Razz