It's like Poker for Dojoians.

Danikat · Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

What?

Poker without alcohol? And you call yourself a student...*shakes head in a disaapointed fasion*

This calls for a little help from some 'close, personal friends.

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The Mafia

- All players must donate 100 points in "protection monies" to the Mafia card
- Any player failing to make a donation will suffer a "buisness meeting" with the Mafia and be unable to play for a week while they recover.
- Once protection monies have been paid the player may use the services of the Mafia to defend them from attack to to aquire desired items

- This? Why this is a legitimate buisnessmans social club

Rarity: Doesn't really exist. You ain't seen nothin'!

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((Yes I did learn everything I know about The Mafia from The Simpsons.))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:07 am Post subject:

Hehe, I'm not going to be here for the next week, so sucks to be you Razz

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Sucker!

- Every player must tease the previous player about how much they suck, even if they're more awesome than Danikat, Embri and DP combined.

-Nananananananannanananananana-You suck!

- Rarity Index: Rarer than a Holo:Pic card.

MDude · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 341

Tease Danikat, you say?

Hmmm... Hey Danikat, you're name sounds kind of like it has the word "cat" in it, but.... um... how is this teasing? I mean, you're all.... Why does it seem like I sudden'y know so little about you now?

But yeah. You probably read more Pern books than me. ...That dosn't sound like teasing to me either! ARG!

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Frustration

-Whoever plays this may pass an obligation, but gains one non-success point.
-A cup of extra hot coffe is accidentaly spilled on the next poster.
-Sorry, I was so frustraited at no succeeding that I spilled this coffe on you by mistake.

Ashen Rain · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject:

Hm. How interesting. I suppose I could make up a card or two if I-

*Boiling coffee is spilled upon her*

GAH! THE INCREDIBLE PAIN!

MDUDE! How could you treat a new player like that man?! I mean, seriously! God! What a jerk!

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Burning Gaze-

> Sad

- After such a card is played, the next player following must be incredibly angry for no apparent reason, for the next three turns.
- If said card is played after the previous player makes the player of this card angry, the next three players (including the one that is randomly angry) are somewhat scared by the fiery glare of the player of this card.
- The player that makes the player of this card angry is also kicked in the groin by a donkey.

~ "Why is Frito rolling around in pain?" "I'm not sure, but Ashen didn't seem to happy earlier." "Best not to ask then?" "Probably."

~"Why the donkey?! Why?!" "I dunno. He just likes to kick."

Rarity~ Shiny rare. That's special. Right?

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

THAT'S IT, YOUR ALL PERMA-BANNED!

E-e-e-except Ashen...that gaze scares me...

((You might have wanted to play that a little Cooler))

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Cooler

-The poster two turns prior to the playing of this card is turned into a Ice-chest full of drinks for the next 6 and a half turns.

-Any other player may choose to take a drink from the Cooler and regain 10 Hit Points and 5 "Awesome" Points during his turn.

-The cooler cannot play, even if it's his turn, he can only take a drink from himself.

-"Dude, can you pass me a cool one from the Cooler?"

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

*Trace opens up the cooler. Only to find out that all of the drinks were Dr. Peppers.* Why am I not surprised.

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Trace's Choice

-The poster must fling his mouse pad in the air. If faces up right, all cards for the next five turns must be insane. If its upside down, all cards for the next five turns must be sane. If the mouse pad is folded when hitting the ground, the poster draws a new card to play.

-"Round, and round, and round they go. Where he stops, no one knows."-

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It's upside down, all cards must be sane for five turns from now.

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

Sanity??? What does that mean?

In this case I play...

Insanity

The poster must take a skull full of sanity and fling it at the previous poster. If skull misses, the player draws again.

The skull hit! Now the next three posts must be insane.

Goron40 · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:23 am Post subject:

Monkey on a Stick

It is a monkey on a stick. That's just plain fact.

LordPsycho · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:12 am Post subject:

Time to restart this thing. Because i"m admin, so I can bump.

I play Challenge!
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Challenge!

-Any Dojodian not playing is magically forced to the table to play.

-If a Dojodian refuses to be forced to the table, Giant Zombie Badgers attack their brains.

- "I accept your Challenge, Sir!"

Rarity Index: -500

Intyalle · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:42 pm Post subject:

Good thing I was planning on playing anyway, eh?

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NOLDOKURUNI

-The next card played that involves magic will backfire horribly upon both user and target, causing it to perform the opposite of it's intent.
-The next card of good intent that is played will cause great harm to the target and give the weilder 5 'OMG I didn't mean to!' and 10 emabarassment tokens.

-Intyalle: And that one is Noldokuruni. She means well, really she does.
Melanaur: She just can't cast a spell right to save her life.

Rarity Index: 1000 (sorry folks, one-of-a-kind! Or, well... no, we will not explore the fact that there are ten of me. You can't have my card Razz

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KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

Demetris: *mopes about*

KC: Are you unhappy Demetris? Look, I learned a new happiness spell! *castes spell*

Demetris: *Turns into a super emo monster*

Me: NOOOO!!! *runs*

Demetris: *slits her wrists*

Me: RUN!!!

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Emo

-Any person who draws this card must hate life, the universe, and everything for four turns.

-The next poster with a positive card will cause the target to feel anger and the urge to slit their wrists.

But... but.... I meant to make you a happy miss sunshine!
Emo: Shut up.

Rarity: About as rare as an angry Demetris. In other words, there are several thousand cards of this kind in the pile. They just don't like to show themselves to the outside world.

LordPsycho · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject:

hmm....me'thinks this needs a kick....

NINJA BUMP OF LIFE!
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* Thread is magically resurrected, admin style

* All pirates take a 20% monkey hit.

* All monkeys take a 20% pirate hit.

* Ninja's kill all monkeys and pirates.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:44 am Post subject:

Wait, what? I-

*burried under a pile of sanwiches*
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PILE OF SANDWICHES

-The next poster shall be burried under a pile of sandwiches for the next two turns.

-Everybody else can take a sandwich from the pile, earning one 'What the heck is that?!' token.

KC11 · White Belt Old Friend Posts: 567

SANDWICHES!

OMG!

O..NG

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ONG

-The next poster shall misspell at least three popular internet sayings

-The next poster shall call the poster after that poster "ebil"

-The spinner of Annoyance shall be spun. If it lands on red, the third poster will be told "FAIL" for three turns