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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:43 pm Post subject: The likes of which you have never seen before |
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The Basics
Name: Gerald “Ricardo†Hendrickson. Actually of a country decent, he became enamored with picaresque stories, slowly becoming the characters that he read about. And so, Ricardo was born. He even developed a charming accent.
Age: Around 39, and falling out of his prime.
Gender: ...Well, I'm guessing male. *Coughlookatthenamecough*
Species: A mere human. Amazing, I know. My own creativity never ceases to amaze me.
Appearance: Ricardo keeps his black hair long and somewhat shaggy in a controlled manner. He wears jeans and a black jacket, with his acoustic guitar strung over his back. He tends to also have a pistol at his side, though he takes it off to play (make music, not bloody massacres). Usually, at least. Ricardo shaves only enough to not grow a beard, similar to what his “creatorsâ€, you could say, stereotypically do. He has brown eyes, which seem to sparkle with a mildly crazy manner. He does think he's mariachi guy, after all. And, to top it all off, he wears a black hat upon his head. That's a pun, you can laugh.
The Rest
Physical Abilities
He can hit you. With a guitar. Or shoot you with his gun. Fairly self-explanatory.
Supernatural Abilities
He has become an exceptionally gifted musician, and can actually influence other people's actions. Examples of such are given below in the form of ego scripts.
Songs of Attraction
Ricardo: I shall serenade you with songs of adoration!
Random female: I'd really rather you n-
Ricardo: Your face / reminds me of a cactus at night / bristly and poky / And easily run into / because its so large / like your beauty.
RF: Hey! That's not very ni-
Ricardo: Your voice / is like the sound of owl screeches / while you sleep / waking you up and causing you paaaaaain.
RF: *Stomps off*
Ricardo: Phew, it worked.
Songs of Joy
Random guy: Wow, I can't believe my luck! I just won the lottery! I really rock.
Ricardo: *grumble* Wow, that's great. I'm so happy.
RG: Yeah, I know. I mean, who better to win it than me? I'm just that awesome.
Ricardo: ...Here, let me sing a song of joy for you.
*ahem* Life is so nice / when you have money / You can blow it all on pointless endeavors / which fade away with time / until you are nothing but dust / and all memories of you are forgotten / making your life entirely pointless
RG: I...don't feel as happy any more. *jumps off a conveniently nearby cliff*
Ricardo: Evolution at its finest.
Songs of Fuzzy Woodland Creatures
Random Guy: Give us all your money!
Random Girl: Yeah, or else!
Ricardo: Oh no! Let me sing a song of fright in honor of this occasion.
*clears throat and hums to tune* Oh such sad sorrow and fright / I have experienced this night / like a bunny running from a bear / Who stops to listen to this song / and is promptly eaten.
*Rabbit runs in between them as he sings, and is promptly eaten by a large bear. While they are distracted, Ricardo puts bunny ears on them*
RGuy: What the...?
RGirl: Poor little bunny wunny...
*Bear looks at them and sees the bunny ears, and chases off after them*
Ricardo: That'll do, Bunny. That'll do.
Weapons
A single 6 chambered pistol
Equipment
Larry: His acoustic guitar
Bo: His bag. It carries his picks and ammunition
Home
Like a drifter, he was born to walk alone. He goes where the wind blows. Like a tumbleweed, rolling across the desert.
Origin
He grew up in the country, and lived in the country all his life. He read books all the time, and gradually became crazy enough to believe himself one of the characters in his books. So, he does have an origin, but he doesn't really remember it, it wont be brought up, and so...I'm going to save a few KB and not go into it, for all of your sakes!
History
Coming Shortly
Alignment
Coming Shortly As Well
Personality
Ricardo is a hopeless romantic. He'll seek out the most fantastic of ideas in the most simple of things. He's generally a happy guy, and enjoys flirting with the women. Ricardo is a very jovial guy.
Known Weaknesses
He tends to do what he thinks is right and what he believes will net him the most gain. So, if convinced that a certain action would be in his best interest (which doesn't take much), he will most likely follow through with it, without thinking much harder into the outcome. Also, a pretty face doesn't help.
Allies
The call of an empty saddle and the stars in the sky above. (In other words, not as yet) _________________ "The measure of a man is in the music he makes." |
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