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 Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:09 am Post subject: Happy Birthday Panther! |
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Orphans: We wish you a merry christma-
Net: No, you idiots! It's Panther's birthday, not mine! From the top!
Orphans: Uhm... Happy birthday to Panther, happy birthday to Panther... Uhm... We wish you a merry birthda-
Net: Damnit, can't you just sing happy birthday?!
Orphans: Not since Disney copy-righted it.
Bud-um-psh!
Net: ...That was the worst joke I ever heard. And what makes it worse is that this guy's supposed to be the Monkey Sensei!
*A giant backspace key pops into existance and points menacingly at Net.*
Net: ...Aren't you supposed to be a pencil?
Backspace Key: Aren't you supposed to be wearing pants?
*Net looks down.*
Net: ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH! ARGH!
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Happy birthday! Have the Orphan, I don't need it anymore. It smells funny  .
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Woooo! Happy birthday Panther. One step closer to senility, sweet, sweet senility.
Anyway, I got you a present. I don't really know what it is, but it appears to be a wibbly, swirly thing. All I know is, don't touch that red bit in the middle, if you value your fingers...
*Addman holds up his right hand with two fingers stitched on the wrong way*
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:38 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday Panther!
*Holds up a rather sick looking stoat*
If you can cure it of the poison it accidentally ate, it#d make a great pet .
If not, you might be able to salvage a scarf or a pair of gloves from it's fur 
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Happy Birthing Day Panther!
Frito and I made you a delicious chocolate chip cookie cake! Complete with frosting and everything!
Problem is, Frito ate the rest of the chocolate chip cookie dough, and then we both found out that he was allergic to chocolate.
So uh... The cake is at the hospital now, since I couldn't be bothered to carry it.
... *coughs* I should probably be going back there to get it now, shouldn't I?
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:18 am Post subject: |
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Happy Birthday, Panther! I'll spare you the eventuality of a present and just give you fool-proof well-wishes. 
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:02 am Post subject: |
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Orphans, swirly things, and stoats! I can finally complete my master plan! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Oh, you're all still here.
Thank you very much!  *does the "I'm finally 14 so boo-ya" dance*
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Happiest of Birthdays, Panther... Enjoy this one, they tend to go downhill from here on in.
*carts out a trolley with "PARTY BOX" written across the side and hits the large green button on the side, making the box explode into streamers, balloons, party favors.... and calico kittens...?*
 "All right, who's been messing with the Party Box again!"
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Happy birthday!
*Plucks own tail feather* Here! Oh, wait.
*Coughs up ink in a glass bottle* There, now you have a quill and some ink! If you ever need more ink, just punch me in the ribs.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: |
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Happy B-day Panther! For you I gotten . . . um . . .
*searches through her yellow-dyed leather sack, pulling out each item as she goes through.*
Lets see . . . Pixie Punch . . . Rabicat Scrolls . . . Water . . . Dry Meat . . . and- Ah ha!
I bring you Pan, a realistic model of the red vial I had to get for you when I was just a apprentice. Here you go.
*hands Pan the model*
And, where was that other gift?
*looks in her sack, again, only to find out that it's empty*
ARGH! Where did it go?
*Leporidae leaves to find the other gift for Pan, forgetting the items she took out that are now on the floor.*
((Feel free to steal any of the items Leporidae dropped before she comes back. If you wish to read the Rabicat scrolls before she comes back, just PM me and I'll answer three questions Rabicat-based.))
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Happiest of Birthdays, Panther... Enjoy this one, they tend to go downhill from here on in.
*carts out a trolley with "PARTY BOX" written across the side and hits the large green button on the side, making the box explode into streamers, balloons, party favors.... and calico kittens...?*
"All right, who's been messing with the Party Box again!" |
Downhill? Is it wrong that my birthdays have gone uphill from...erm....whenever the birthday was that was pretty good...hmm, my memory isn't as good as it used to be. Probably the old senility kicking in, or maybe I should stop drinking that Imitation Pixie Punch that has 10 boxes of old shoes in it...
Happy Birthday Panther! Here, have this present. Not sure what it is though, Addman got it for my birthday last year...not dared to open it.
*Hands Panther a nondescript box with a nondescript label on it, sporting a rather large nondescript wig.*
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*Samura walks in. Her eyes are twitching, as are her fingers, and her pupils are dilated.*
You'd better have a happy birthday, Panther, or I'm gonna GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH A STICKY NOTE! Or... A TURNIP! Or... uhhh... MAYONNAISE!
*Amahura walks in, exasperated.*
Okay, no more capuccinos with whipped cream for you. Anyway, happy birthday, Panther. My present is on its wa...
*The ground starts shaking.*
I stand corrected, it's almost here.
*An enormous Kodo (see attachment) stomps into the room, barely fitting through the door. She stops next to Panther.*
Don't you worry, she's already saddle-broken. Just let her out to graze every once in a while, and she'll come back to you. Her name's Hannah.
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*Lands in an inconspicous giant balloon* Merry day of birthing Panther! I got you this. *Pulls out some terracotta statues of all of Panther's characters from a crate* I don't recommend you drop them.
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Happy birthday Panther... I got you an ad-lib present...
I don't know where it is, it's ad-libbing at the moment.....
Okay, so, I didn't get you anything.....
Ok, how about a poisened stoat? No.. Ummmkay.....
You can haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave, oh I don't know! Just take these darned best wishes! And this bloody magical lamp that when you rub it, a genie will pop out and give you three wishes! OKAY!
Happy birthday... 
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Happy birthday Panther! I got you
1. A smut account on a certain site
2. Smut
3. Smut
4. More, yes, smut.
If you ACTUALLY want these just PM me xD
Yes... I actually do have them. Don't blame me, blame the economy and people giving me Yaoi sites o.O
Have a good one, enjoy the magical age of 14!
OMG!
We're the same age
*Joins in Panther's dance*
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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*stashes all the presents in a canvas bag and ties it onto Hannah*
Thank you all very much. I'll definitely be keeping these in a safe somwhere. Well, not the Kodo, of course... 
Expect a PM from me soon, Raven.
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