Floyd and the G-men

[Psyconaut8]

This shall be written in SECCOND PERSON! HOLY CENSORING SHIP!
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Okay. Hi there. The less you know about me the better.

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows yet anouther guy that there is this guy called Floyd.

Now, The Guy's sister who is a rainbow squirt baked cookies. A robot who ate the cookie (WTF?) wanted me to know that he is a Now Un-employed security mall gaurd. Oddly enough, The mall that he used to be the gaurd of is now burnt down. They say that this Milkman did it, And now Floyd is searching for him...

Now, If you dont mind, I would like to tell a bit more about this milkman. I heard from a freind who knows a freind who is a dirty liar who knows a girl who knows this blue.... Thing that likes cookies who knows this norn with one real eye and one odd robotic eye who knows a freind who is a liar. He says the milkman delivers milk. I am no expert on this so I will ask you to go contact Floyd. But you will have to be blindfolded while I bring you there.
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-Floyd is staring at a chalkboard that has many writings and pictures on it. He is rubbing his chin- Hello. I have been waiting for you. I must ask you... Do you have any Bugs or cameras planted on you? Who am I kidding? OF COURSE YOU DO!

Now I have reason to belive that because the sky rains cows on rare occasions, The milkman delivers milk. He is being chased by the G-men, Who are after me too. I heard his milk is delicous. And everyone wants it. I think... No... I know he is working with thoose Rainbow squrits. There are theese three rainbow Squirts that cross my mind. Theres this one called Sally, Anoutehr one called Sarah, And a tomboy called Iva. Iva wants to join the Black Hearts, Or so I heard.

Now, About the G-men. I am trusting you with alot of information because I do not think you were sent in here by them.... Wait! Thats not right! Thats not Right at all! -Makes a few marks on the chalkboard-

Thats better. Theres this place called Earth, Of where theese guys who are usually called the FBI are. They made theese special robots called G-Men, Based on both themselfs and this one stalker guy who talks funny called G-Man.

They are built with this Insanity-Cloak, Which works on anyone who considers themself insane. What it does is that as long as they are holding some kind of tool... Lets say.... A Stop sign, He will look exacly like a road crew worker. I have no clue on how to get past it.

Well.. GO ALRADY!
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I will now give some spoilers!
[size=1]999999999 out of 100000000 G-men have a broken Insanity-Cloak. As long as you are holding this stop sign, You will look like a road crew worker, and you should be able to sneak past any of them that are working on the road.[\size]

Be advised, One may also find them as telephone workers, Who work on the phone (Wow, I could never figure out what they worked on *Sarcasem*) For security reasons, Thoose will only allow in other phone crew workers.

[HisLordship]

Actually, you speak in first person. To speak in second person, you would do something like this:

[Danikat]

I think it might actually be another format of second person, where the main chracter is being described by someone else. I've only actually seen the technique used once before but apparently its also called second person.

Although in this case I'm a little inclear on who is saying what and who the main character(s) are. Psyconaut8 it would be helpful if you could clear that one up a bit.

[Psyconaut8]

[Danikat]

Interesting.

Sounds like you've got your own little RP going already.

[Psyconaut8]

I have decided to post any more characters I make here.

BTW, I forgot 2 more things about the gmen. They have countermesures from fire and they have infa-red goggles. And yes, I know, I am totally copying psyconauts. If ANY of you blame me of plagerisem, You must blame Addman for even MORE plagerisem against Cookie monster and Goron for copying the name of thoose rock creatures that are the pawns of thoose freakish fish people who have signed a secret pact with midna during the events of the orcania of time.



Name:
Broderick Lee

Age: 13

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Description and Physiology: I dont know what to put here.... Uh... Human with psyic abilites?

Physical Abilities: Not much here. He has a almost althletic build, and knows a decent amount of kung-fu. Mostly rapid kicks and punches

Supernatural Abilities: He can shoot psychic bullets from his mind via concentrating agression energys, these, however are weak in power, and require very little energy or concentration, and have to be directed by actually focusing on the target in question.

He can also cause psychic blasts from his mind. This is generally a non-specific target ability that will cause dizzyness and confusion in those with no telepathic defense. This takes up a lot of energy, and no matter what he's doing, he has to stop in order to focus the energy. This is a draining attack, and leaves him unable to use most of his other abilities for a short while, whilst he recovers.

He can use his telepathy in order to read peoples minds, but this takes up so much energy, he is left defenseless and prone to attack when using this ability as he has to shut everything else out of his mind. It requires a lot of energy and has a larger recharge time.
With his telepathy, he has minor control over animals, such as rabbits, frogs, Counterstrike players, Hitler, dogs and such like, and get them to do his bidding. This doesn't take a lot of effort.

As a clairvoyant, he can see hrough other peoples eyes, either ally or enemy, providing they have no telepathic defense or have allowed him access to their mind. To best use this ability, he has to be working with someone, who's allowed him access, thus quickening their joint decisions, ideas and actions. Against an enemy, he would be considerably slower at moving, and be more prone to an attack from an enemy, as this would require a huge amount of concentration.

He has limited telekinetic powers, that allow him to use small objects to his favour, even when fighting or running, or performing some other action. Anything heavier than maybe about a kilo and he's not able to shift it. The lighter the object, the less energy he needs to use, and the more freedom he has with that object.

He has a psychic shield, allowing him limited defense from other psychics nd potentially even less defense from telepaths. But the more he trains, the stronger this shield gets, keeping his mind safe.

He can place thoughts into peoples heads, making them forget, or beleive that he is not there, a great ability for stealth and escape. However, if people are looking close enough, they can find him, especially if they are definately searching for him in particular and know what he looks like.

I need to point out that it is a struggle to use more than one of these powers at the smae time, it would possibly cause him to fall unconcious, if not cause serious irrperable damage.

Weapondry: He preffers to just use his mind. He never fired a gun before or swung a sword.d

Equipment:
A backpack of infinite holding on his back. How it works is a mystery to modern and future science, But if it can be picked up, It can easily fit in there. Also, For graduating from Psyconauts University, He now has a handheld doorway called a "Psyco Portal". If thrown onto the mind of one who does not have a mental blockade for it, It allows him to litierally dive into their mind.

Home: An apartment building.

Origin: Earth. Somewhere on that blue planet that we all know and love... (By all, I am counting most aliens as an exeption...)
History:
July 1991, Was born

30 days ago: Graduated in becoming a psyconaut

10 days ago: Got an appartment here and now lives on Blackstar

Alignment:
Neutral

Personality:((Sorta dontk now what to put here))


Known Weaknesses:
((Or here))

Allies:
((Or here))

[GBE]

I'm a little concerned that you've got super cool powers and no downsides. This, is what we call balancing out our abilities... I'll shjow you an exampl where you could have, you know, made yourself not so Godlike without actually being a God....

You Wrote:

[Psyconaut8]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hm, Not thanking you enough. Let me try this....



THANK YOU! HALAHLULAH!

[Danikat]

Incidentally don't worry about plagarism. If we did most of us would need new characters.

[Psyconaut8]