Happy Birthday To.....

Nasari · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:24 am Post subject: Happy Birthday To.....

Drumroll please....

SFOT!

*Samura hops up and down*

Oooh! Oooh! Lemme get the cake!!!

*brings out a four foot tall white cake with chocolate icing and chocolate ice cream in the middle*

Oh, almost forgot....

*gets her leaf blower with a roll of toilet paper on the end, and turns it on SFOT*

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:36 am Post subject:

*Gets hit in the face with a toilet roll*

Oww...Dammit! Better eat that before Addman gets here.

*Cuts a slice thats about a third of the cake and eats it whole i.e the dead person wasn't bothered about chewing it first.*

Tasty. Thanks, I was about to think everybody wasn't bothering to celebrate my birthday what with the chain mail thing going on and stuff...

Cloud · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:25 am Post subject:

*Cloud wanders in with banners and wraps up SFOT in them*

Oh sorry, didn't mean to do that. I'm late with the banners as you can see.

*Walking out the door and back in with a big present, Cloud places it down in front of SFOT.*

Enjoy. Wink

Shine · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject:

Whiteoak and Obed walk in. Obed is carrying a large CD player blasting out the "Panic at the Disco" CD

Whiteoak to Obed >"hey turn that thing down!!"

"Hey girl, Happy B-day. Here have these..."

He tosses her a "Happiness and Contentment" orb, and a "Smart Like a Genius" orb

"Use the first some gray afternoon,and use the second Monday of finals week, it last seven days.

Obed says "Can I have som of the Cake?"

Jent · Red Belt Old Friend Oblivion Knight Posts: 1049

*Natu walks up to SFOT, without his mask.*

"Greetings SFOT. Trace isn't here right now, but I have a pet you may love."

*A 15 foot long orange serpent slithers to SFOT.*

"She is a Fire Serpent. Able to spit flames at foes, or squeeze the life out of someone. And best part SFOT. You can frighten Trace with her."

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject:

Oh, cool! A flame spitting serpant. Here, I wonder...

*Points at Natu*

KILL!

*The serpant looks at her, and hits Natu over the head with her tail before spitting fire at him to prevent herself being hugged to death by a very happy happy SFOT*

Aww, she's so CUTE! Moving on...

*SFOT carefuly walks up to Clouds present and seeing as he's an EC member, she leans back slightly as she flips the lid off it.*

Sure Obed, you can have the cake when SunBite is done having her slice.

*She points to the snake, who has taken a good mouthful of the cake*

Ooh, pretty orbs...

Zerrer · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:19 pm Post subject:

*starts looking around for a present*
"uhh.."

*Grabs random person, cuts off head and sticks it on pike.*

"Happy birthday!"

*looks at head. it's the snake's head*

"oops.."

MDude · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 341

*MDude falls in a shiwer of bones from the ceiling*

Just hanging out, and I noticed it was your birthday. I thinik this would be a good present.

*MDude gives SFOT a cylinder, open on one end, labled ROT13*

It emits a blast of energy that messes with people's speech. Hit them with it a second time to reverse the effect.

Cloud · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject:

Swix · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:04 am Post subject:

It's SFOT's birthday

*Hands SFOT a piece of paper*

It's a map to an unspeakably awesome treasure. I'd tell you what it was but it's unspeakable, so I can't Razz

.

Grarg: Grarg make map, Swix looking for way back to Albia2000. Grarg get no recog... recog... re-cog-nish-on...

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:37 am Post subject:

Happy birthday to you!
You look like a...

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...No, no, that's culturally inappropriate.

Hitler, he only had one...

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...No, they might vote for the Republican party.

Goddamnit, Every birthday joke I can think of would get me banned within five minutes of it's posting! Fine, I'll just have to give you my book of culturally inappropriate jokes pertaining to Birthdays, Anniversaries and Christmases.

alakin1 · Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:28 am Post subject:

Merry birthday SFOT! My char...I mean, I made this specially for you! *Gives her a small flamethrower* It's a small flamethrower, just in case. Wink

Nasari · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject:

*Samura looked in her jacket pocket.*

Arania. Arania, come out and meet your new friend!

*A tiny, sleepy voice, barely audible, came from the pocket.*

Aww, do I have to? I was having a wonderful dream about a lovely ham and pimento cheese sandwich.

*Samura scowled into her pocket.*

Yes, you have to! Now get your lazy eight-legged butt out here!

*A black, white and yellow garden spider crawled out of Samura's pocket and perched on her shoulder. She seemed to stretch out all of her legs, and then jumped to the ground. All of a sudden, she was the size of a house cat.*

Don't freak out, she does that so she can be heard when she talks.

*The spider, Arania, spoke up.*

Yeah, kinda hard to talk to someone three hundred times your size. Anyway, I'm Arania. My webs are acidic, I can grow and shrink as you have seen, and I prefer human food over bugs.

*The spider shrank to the size of a make-up compact, and crawled in and out of all of SFOT's pockets.*

Got any caramels on ya? I've got a sweet fang.

*Samura smiles*

Yeah, she's my present to you. I think you'll like her, but she MUST have candy every three hours. Otherwise, she'll go on sugar withdrawal.

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject:

I'm arachnaphobic...

Uh, check my back pocket, I think I left some fudge stuff in the back pocket. Check there.

@Cloud: Awww! It's so CUTE! I'll name her later.

*The kitten jumps up and takes a nap on Sfots head, purring cheerfuly as the snake wraps itself loosely around her neck.*

@Zerrer: Oh, wicked! You got me a plastic DLM's-head-onna-stick! I've wanted one of these for AGES!

@Swix: Ooh, map!

*Rolls the map up carefuly and puts it between the kittens front legs for safe keeping*

Zerrer · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:20 am Post subject:

yeah, and it spouts spam randomly!

"LULZ OMG!!!"