It's like Poker for Dojoians.

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject:

Time to end this randomness!

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Lummox Jr

-All JRC randomness is hereby nullified.

-Next player cannot play a card, for awe of being in Lummox's presence.

-OMFG!!!111one!! It's LummoxJR! I'm stunned! Everyone act normal!

Shaon · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject:

Holy crap not this.

One time not long ago Lummox went on JRC.

I never noticed.

True story.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject:

I play... Belt of Genre Changing!

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Belt of Genre Changing

- The player must role a dice to determine the game's new genre. All following cards must be related to this genre.

- 1 - No genre defined
- 2 - Sci-fi
- 3 - Western
- 4 - PIRATE VERSUS NINJA!
- 5 - Global Thermonuclear War
- 6 - Modern

- Genres are not stackable, this card replaces the current Genre variable.

- Net: Ha! Fear my awesome belt of Gender Changing! I am a female, but I do number twos in the males bathrooms! FEAR ME!!!
Net2: That's a belt of genre changing.
Net: Huh? *NINJIFICATION!* Goddamnit!

- Rarity Index (200)

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I roll... 4! MUAHAHAHAHA!

LordPsycho · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:

well, then I suppose it's time for some ARRRGuments! Ninja Shaon, I'm gonna Keelhaul Ya!

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ARRRGument!

-places Pirate flag between opponent of choice and self.

-Either person get's Double attack on other person flagged if they first speak like a Pirate.

-Either person uses a Cannon card on any player, the cannon works three times as well.

Panther385 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject:

Oh noes!

I play... Davy Jones' Locker!

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Davy Jones' Locker

- The next player must talk in pirate-speak for five posts

-All ninja-related posts must be followed by ocean or water related ones

-Panther: So what does he keep in there? Gym shorts?

Ghost: Open and find out....

Panther: Well, oka- OH CHRIST MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYEEEEES!

GBE · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject:

Arrrrrgh, damn ye buggers to the sharks! Ah'll 'ave ya back one o these days. Mark my words landlubbers!
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Land Lubber Card

- Turns the next three opponants into a pile of flammable flubber, unable to move or defend themselves...

- May use their flammability against an approaching opponante...

- Next player bares no right to insult any other competitor for eight turns!

- Rarity, if you can survive a milliom shark attacks, be crushed by Moby Dick, and spend the evening courting Lord Grevious, you get this card (500)...

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject:

You there! Pirate! Prepare to die by my sword!

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Katana

- Next player gains three 'A NINJA! ARGHBLLBLBLBLLBBLBLLBLBLBLBL' tokens

- If this card is successfully countered, a 'Seppuku' flag is placed on the owner, which forces them to roleplay a dramatic death scene before play can continue.

- Net: AHA! I AM A NINJA! DIEEE!!!!!
Net2: Aren't ninjas supposed to be quiet?
Net: ...So?
Net2: So, shut up!
Net: ...DIE!!!!!!

- Rarity Card: Well, have YOU ever seen a Ninja, hmm?

addman · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:44 am Post subject:

Nooooooo, not Ninja tokens!

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Cookie Grenade

-The user of this card is veiled in a cloud of dense cookie crumbs. No one may attack this user for five turns until the cookie crumbs are eaten.

-If the user can successfully count to five, the cookie grenade also has the effect of adding 20 hunger pogs (Yes Pogs!) to each player's stack.

-When suddenly Addman jumped from the shade, and hit EA with a cookie grenade

-Rarity: Extremely common if your character is a rip off of a certain Sesame Street character.

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One, two, three, four.....hmmm, this is the part I always struggle with...I'm tempted to say 20.... bicycle clips.... perhaps toothpaste flavoured jam... this really seperates the men from the boys... AHA! FIVE!

Goron40 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:51 am Post subject:

You think you're safe in there?

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Cookie Monster

-Removes any cookie-based card from the field.

-If the previous player was addman, add 5 rip-off tokens to them.

-You fiend! That was my idea!

((On a serious note, this is defeintely a "Bingo Hall" game. Moving it.))

alakin1 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

Hmmm...

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Idiot question.

-Forces the next player to ask an idiot question.

-Gives the next player 10 'clueless' points.

-There's no such thing as a stupid question, but there is such a thing as an idiot one.-

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Take that next player!

Netdroid9 · Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject:

addman · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:29 am Post subject:

*rolls dice*

I got a six, what does that mean? :p

And now for my next card...

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Lawyer

-A laywer appears and attempts to sue all the other players.

-Remove the wallets of everyone at the table (including bank cards + PIN Numbers), and deposit into an offshore bank account, remembering to pay 20% legal fees along the way.

-If blocked by another card, the other players must stand in the dock and state their defence in front of an appointed judge.

-And the lawyers arrived in their intergalatic ice cream truck, with their blood-curdling cries of "Sue, sue, sue!".

LordPsycho · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:32 am Post subject:

I Play my Johnny Cochran Card!

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-All legal actions taken against the user of the card disappear

-The current player surrenders half of their worldly posessions to their high-powered attorney,

-"If the Glove does not fit, you must aqquit!"

-Rarity Index: You gotta be pretty rich to afford this..

alakin1 · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:59 am Post subject:

NOOOOooo...My wallet! Grrr...Evil Addman....

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Cookie Rations.

-All players who have used a cookie-based card are given 50 'HUNGRY!!!'.

-Cookie rations, the perfect thing for defeating cookie-obsessed monsters.-

Rarity: Really rare, unless you happen to have an 'anti-cookie-monster mob'.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:47 am Post subject:

My... Wallet...

...I'd post a joke about Raven's baby pictures, but this is Neither the Time, nor the Place.

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Neither the Time, nor the Place

- The next person to post a Smut-card loses the ability to speak about anything other than perfectly respectable topics that have no sexual connotations whatsoever for the next three turns.

Knowing so much about our smut-posting members, I doubt that's even theoretically possible.

- Raven! This is niether the time, nor the place, and as much as I'd like it, no, I will NOT eat one of your patented Jam Tarts. Now help me hold down Slugfoot's cocoon before she turns into a giant butterfly and disappears, stealing our precious EC Family Recipie Secrets. THE HEADMASTER'S EIGHT SECRET HERBS AND SPICES MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS! ALL COSTS RAVEN! ALL COSTS!

- Rarity Index: Have you ever seen one of Raven's Jam Tarts?