Naughty fun with Lordship and Sensei.

[HisLordship]

Deep within Psychotopia's government district, where the palaces to the god-king Dau'Pay rise majestically on the horizon. Hidden away within these places lie private studies for the nation's ruler, secluded places for thought, contemplation, and planning in solitude.

Unfortunately for Blackstar's Sensei, this solitude was about to be disrupted by an Owl sent on a rather unusual mission.

The sensual tones of a saxophone lazily drifted out of the portable sound system the bird had borrowed from the Evil Council Disco. Scented candlelight illuminated the books and the owl sprawled out on top of the fresh fresh rose petals that littered the study's desk.

I will probably not live this down. But, a contract is a contract, and she was so nice to me....

He waited for the Sensei to materialize. Given his knowledge of the god's schedules, it was no doubt due any minute.

"Oh, big boy..." the Owl said, in a voice that sounded frighteningly sincere in its prurient intent. "...I've got a surprise for you...."

[Netdroid9]

((For the record, RPs belong in The Wilds, and let's keep it as PG as possible, although I doubt you'll pay much attention to that anyway. Otherwise, knock yourself out. Or at least up.))

[addman]

((I don't know what to say to this apart from OMG! There's a pairing I would never have thought of!))

[Dr Tanner]

((Oh gods.))

[Cloud]

((What does DP do, what does he do? I can't not look, it's like one of those times when people tell you not to look at something but for some reason you just have to...))

[LordPsycho]

Omnipotence had it's advantages, and this was one such case.

DP knew of this "contract", and even who took it out. He always told that bird this contract item of his was a baaaad idea, now he had to prove it.

As the bird waited, the flames of the candles suddenly became huge, about 3 feet in height (~1 m) and the flower petals dried up and died where they stood.
The flames from all the candles suddenly flew from their wicks and concentrated into a firestorm in the center of the room, out of which DP walked, in full battle regalia, straight towards the owl, eye's glowing a nostalgic red.

DP grabbed the Owl by the neck, saying "You know you could have just refused...would have saved you a smiting. Me, I like the smiting"

DP said as points to a sign saying "Smite like you mean it!"

"Now before I smite thee," DP continued, "care to summon the contract holder so they can share in your pain?"

[Raven]

(( Awh DP, you just had to ruin the fun didn't you!

You know, this just makes me want to ditch all my other fan fics and write one on the both of them... *Sees DP glaring at her.* Eeep! Never mind!

I'll do it later... ))

[Kat_05]

((This ought ta be good!))

Kat watches calmy, with a lawyer by her side.

"Now now Sensei, you did agree that all EC store items are transferrable to your Dojo. It's a contract after all, and contracts may not be broken. Why, you'd be going against the scared rules of your own dojo! You'd have to ban yourself, and wouldn't that be a shame? You can smite the bird if you wish, but he's still under contract. He can't stop until the deed is done. Would you rather be with him as he is, or half rotted and charred? Why, considering your great godly power, you could even play out your own fantasies. Otherwise, you're precious dojo must go to someon else or perish. Maybe I should sue for it as compensation if you try and break the contract?"

*Adjusting the camera on her lap, Kat coyly waits for the show to begin*

[LordPsycho]

"Did I, Kat? I seem to not recall such words. I remember saying I'd like to have items transferable, but I've never said that they were.

Anyways, There has to be some moral standards at play." DP adds as he starts to push an electrical charge towards his hand

"You know, for your smiting, I think Paranoid Schitzephrenia works well...how about you believe you must fly in circles or the American CIA will be able to read your thoughts." DP said, smiling at the wiggling bird in his hand
"Unless you'd rather have some very inflamatory information leaked to the Dojodian press..."

[Kat_05]

"Getem, you foxy Owl you!"

[HisLordship]

"Now before I smite thee," DP continued, "care to summon the contract holder so they can share in your pain?"

I'd rather summon the god of imperiled owls, if it were all the same for thou'st.


I somehow doubt I will receive such aid.

Choking to breathe in the grip of a wrathful god is not pleasant. Try it sometime, if you are in disbelief. The Owl, realizing the kind of door he'd opened up by signing that nasty slip of paper and collecting the hefty fee from his longtime accomplice and friend, was trying his best to defuse the ticking time-bomb of a situation.

"I would...." he gagged "...like to speak ....for my defense ....before I perish."


The appearance of Kat and her lawyer did little to calm the frightened bird, who could feel the electrostatic buildup in the god's arm and could taste the ozone in the air.

I am going to be fried. My sixth sense is screaming eleven secret herbs and spices.

[MDude]

You know, you could just give a refund and call the date off, although I guess it might be too late. Besides, a contract only counts if all involved parties sign, right? If they didn't, I could just have someone's house bulldozed without the owner's consent.

Hmm... Maybe I can....

[Kat_05]

DP's consent isn't needed on this contract though- it only requires the buyer's consent, and Lordships. Lordship preforms a sexual favor for an unspecified person. The person's consent is never mentioned. The only way DP would be in trouble is by preventing Lordship to complete the terms of the contract after supporting a transfer of items between the EC Cave and Blackstar. In other words: by trying to smite the bird. Nice, ain't it?

[LordPsycho]

Ah, but your twisting words!

I said I'd like to, there is no such policy or system!

But let me see this contract....

*drops HL and reads contract*

Hmm...should have read this..

Hey Bird, I invoke the "Return to Sender" clause

[Netdroid9]

I thought it would be to attempt a sexual favor. DP hasn't consented yet.

Not for lack of trying, though.