It's like Poker for Dojoians.

addman · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:00 am Post subject:

Dammit Net, you've forced me to play a card I was saving for later:

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Psycho Mantis

-Psycho Mantis from the Metal Gear series is summoned to your aid. Using his telekinesis, he reads the other players minds and exposes embaressing secrets about them.

-Place all the humiliation counters you can find on every player around the table.

-This attack can only be stopped by a Solid Snake card, or a Tinfoil Hat.

-Rariety: How many people remember Psycho Mantis? Really?

LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:29 am Post subject:

Dangit Addman, now I'm going to have to wait to play the card I was planning until these embarresment chips are gone.

Well, in lieu of my planned attack, I play Monkey Wrench!

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Monkey Wrench!

-Flip a coin. If heads:

If the next card has is an attack, the attack is directed double at the next player.
If the card is a defensive card, it will fail

-if the coin lands on tails:

the next attack succeeds to attack it's target as normal, and is also directed double at the current player.
if the next card is defensive, it works triply well

-Curse the Sabatour!

*flips coin*

Ah poo poo, it's tails....that didn't go according to plan Sad

Danikat · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:50 am Post subject:

Hmm...this looks like fun. And I've got the perfect starting card!

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The Curse of the Chocolate Sauce!

- Allows the player to slip into an existing game without suffering the usual penalties.

- Remove all GRIP points from all players and place them in the pot.

- The previous player suffers a blast of chocolaty goodness and must take 30 'Oh so sticky!' points.

- Soooo gooood!

- Rarity: That depends how hard you look doesn't it?
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LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:04 am Post subject:

((ouch...90 'oh so sticky' tokens total....))

Looks like I need a SHOWER!

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Shower!:

-remove all modesty markers from current player

-add ten embaressment tokens to all other players

-If a player is of the opposite gender from the current player, double the embaressment tokens and add a "interested" flag to them.

-if a player is of the same gender as the current player, add 10 "Awkward" tokens

-remove all dirt, oh so sticky, and all other mess-type tokens from current player.

-Back in the day, public bathes and showers weren't a big deal...really!

-Rarity Index(100)

((Interested Flag: Applied between two people, when in play, each of the two players can only attack each other at half strength))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:07 am Post subject:

((I feel both disturbed and intrigued, which in turn leaves me confused...))

Oooooh, that's it. Noone, but noone, lowers my chances of *wink wink strange hand motion pelvic thrust 'hubba hubba' noise*.

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Stood Up.

- Remove all 'Interested' flags and replace them with 'Hatred' flags.

- Add an 'Interested' flag to the player of your choice with you as the target.

- On the rebound! Woot!

- Rarity Index: -100

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I pick... DP! Aha, Danikat stood you up, eh? Wanna hug?

addman · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:52 am Post subject:

Aha, I have just the thing:

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Ben And Jerry's

-This card is to be played immediately after the Stood Up card. You offer the person a tub of ice cream to cheer up the person stood up.

-Place ten friendship coins on your own stockpile. You may also pass Go! but may not collect 200 Yen

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-The person who was stood up is unable to directly attack you for three turns.

-The next player must roll two dice, if the resulting number is higher to the number of players at the table, multiplied by their average salary, and divided by the number of shark attacks occurred on the group, then the person who was stood up will get a brain freeze.

-Sweet, sweet ice cream, eases the pain

-Made in Taiwan.

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:18 am Post subject:

Bring it on!

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Space Heater

-To be played after a card having to do with something cold. This nulifies the effect of that card.

-If previous card was helpful, add 10 Hatred coins to target of help.

-If previous card was an attack, add 10 friendship coins to target of attack.

-Fear my seemingly futuristic technology!

Somefreakoverthere · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject:

Bad move, Goron! Time for you to meet....the Spanner!
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Spanner

-Removes all effects of any futuristic technology just played, e.g. Space heater.

-Stops the next player using a mehanical card.

-Gives the player of this card 10 Repair chips.

-It also randomly smushs a bannana in DP's face, giving him 30 embarresment tokens.

-Rarity: 100

alakin1 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:57 pm Post subject:

Let's see...I'm sure I've got a card around here somewhere...Here it is!

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Penguin horde

-Swarms the previous and next player, giving them 10 'annoyed' tokens.

Rarity: 200

-The Guardians breed penguins as helpers, workers...and soldiers.--

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:17 pm Post subject:

LordPsycho · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:30 pm Post subject:

Oh Yeah! Let me pull out this card and go super-user mode!

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Sanity Blade

-All cards that increase randomness are neutralized.

-All Insanity Points on board are wiped away.

-Next card has to involve a business suit, or a classical flute.

-A war-cry filled the room, heard by everyone in it,
as up from Hell, emerged a dark spirit
Who swung his blade, which you could turn you sane
Straight into Spook, which altered his brain.

-Rarity Index (1000) One of a Kind, Baby!

Shaon · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject:

Oh yeah~?

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Illusion Blade

-If the Sanity Blade or Sane Reaper Scythe was played directly before this card, their effects are nullified.

-The next card must be a Shaon card.

-DAMN YOU, SHAON! DAMN YOOOOU!

-Rarity Index (1000)

Goron40 · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject:

I traded for this card from a special evil person's deck.

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Shaon's Bad Mood... in a suit.

-The previous player gets bitched at by Shaon, giving them 10 shame tokens.

-The fact that she's in a suit makes it all the more embarrassing. 5 extra shame tokens.

-The JRC has come to replacing the word "*JUMPING PEPPERS!*" with "Shaon." You've been warned.

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((Shaon's previous card nullified DP's blade. JRC card is still in effect!))

Random Effect: All cards played while this card is effect must involve a stick.

Shaon · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

Wow I just got bitched by myself.

That sucks.

I play~

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Kazumaru WITH A STICK

-The next player gets booted out of the game. Loser.

-"[Upon seeing a moon falling towards the planet] I am SO staying out of this."

Kazumaru · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:18 pm Post subject:

Sentinel

~Next player cannot play a computer-based card, due to Sentinel's incessant whining, and him hitting them with sticks.

"Oh, yeah, like it's MY fault I started shooting at you."

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... curses.