It's like Poker for Dojoians.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:00 am Post subject: It's like Poker for Dojoians.

Inspired by 1000 Blank White Cards, Net's decided to organize the Dojo's first online card game. The rules are simple: Someone plays a card, the next person retaliates with a card of their own. Note that there is no 'field' or 'hand' as such, to lower the complexity of the game. For example:

MDude · White Belt Old Friend Evil Council Member Posts: 341

I'm not your enemy, am I Net? In any case, I play GOLDEN STATS!

Golden Stats: If anyone has two stats such that the ratio between the smaller and the larger is the same as the ratio between the larger stat and the sum of the two stats, then that person officialy becomes a math teacher. If they already are a math teacher, they gain three pencils, which is handy as students keep borrowing and losing them.

Micka · Red Belt Old Friend Posts: 138

Alrighty then. I'll play....

Tight Hat!
Counters brain-exploding properties of opponents card.

The label reads: Good for brain explosions up to (but not including) quantum physics

GBE · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:27 pm Post subject:

Ok then, this seems fairly odd, and we're probably all wrong already, buuut:

I play the feather card.

The feather card allows you to add a feather to a hat currently being wor of any description. If pushed hard enough, it may penetrate the skull of the wearer and rend them insane and incompetant, thus allowing the wielder to have a 20% chance of success at winning. It also gains the wielder of Feather Card 5 beauty points....

OMG! I'M BEAUTIFUL! *Screams!*

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject:

You've basically got the grasp of it. I play... SMURF BISCUIT!

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Smurf Biscuit:

- Counter opponent's card by sticking it in a blender with certain unnamed parts of partially decomposed Smurfs

- The next person to play a card must shout 'Cheese and Whiskers' before play can continue.

-Addman: Cookie!
Smurf: Biscuit! We're a biscuit!
Addman: Oh. Sorry. My mistake, then. Carry on and whatnot.

Micka · Red Belt Old Friend Posts: 138

*Maniacal laughter*

ULTIMATE HAIKU!

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Ultimate Haiku:

Next person to play a card must create a haiku based on what is said immediately following this card's use

"I find haiku is
Very hard for me to do
I will still try, see?"

Oh and, "CHEESE AND WHISKERS!!"

LordPsycho · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:18 am Post subject:

Well then, I will play
Sanity Blade made of Cheese
For this, I will please!

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Cheese Sanity Blade:

-When Played, remove one Sanity token from target's brain and put into Au'Marui's stack

-Add one CREAMY CHEESE POINT! to the next player to play.

-If played immediately after Stick Figure Men, place Cornelius on the torture rack for 48 Hours.

-Little did Cornelius Know, that replacing the Sanity Blade for one made of cheese would not cure his wierd attraction/repulsion to DP holding cheese...

Netdroid9 · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject:

ARGH! MY SANITY TOKENS! ARGHBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB-

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ARGHBLBLBLLBBLBBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL:

- Owner turns invisible and scares people, causing a mixture of screaming and vomiting.

- Remove one Sanity point from target player, and send that person to the nearest mental institution for two rounds.

- Shaon: That spanner is flying by itself! ARGHBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBL-

addman · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:53 am Post subject:

Hmmm, ARGHBLBLBLLBBLBBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL is always a tough card to play against, however I may have just the card:

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Cornelius Clone:

-The owner places a Cornelius Clone in front of himself to take the hit from the previous card. This sprays copious amounts of blood at the player sat directly opposite.

-The player sat directly across the table will be given +2 slippiness points, and all other players must shout "OMG YOU NEED TO WASH THAT STUFF OFF!"

-Cornelius: What's that object flying towards me?...Oh crap...

LordPsycho · Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:24 am Post subject:

OH Yeah! Let's see the awesome might of the Cornelius Cloning Machine!

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Cornelius Cloning Machine:

-Reverses the effects of any Cornelius based defense or attack.

-Takes one Psychotopia!NOW marker from user's pile and puts it into the pot.

-Cornelius: "Wha..What happened to me? *looks around* Oh bugger, not again....I wish I could just die...

-Rarity Index: 100 (Super-rare)

((New concept: rarity index. It's goes by powers of ten on a scale from -1000 to 1000. -1000 means there's one in almost every pack, -100 means about a 1:5 ratio of finding this card, -10 means about a 1:10 ratio of packs with it versus packs without, 1 means 1:20, 10 mean 1:50, 100 means 1:250, and 1000 means 1 of a kind))

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:47 am Post subject:

((That means GBE is now slippery and he has to shout 'OH MY SCIENCE I NEED TO RUB MORE OF THIS STUFF ON ME' Razz

Remember, you can throw in ideas and concepts whenever you want, but you don't need to follow them if you don't want to. The only real rule is not to make a complete ass of yourself.))

In that case, I play 'Toast!'

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Toast!

- Add one Golden Brown point to person who played this card.

- Replace all cards in play below 100.1 rarity rating with VEGIMITE! Token Cards

- Owner of card gains the ability to make toast with his mind for three turns.

- LinkyQuote: http://www.mechasoup.com/index.php?date=2006-01-03

- Rarity Index: Cheese! (105) (This card has equivalent rarity to the last Cheese-related card played for the purposes of play, actual rarity is contained within brackets)

addman · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:17 am Post subject:

Bah, since my last attack was thwarted, I've got just the thing:

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Rubber Chicken Slap!

-Attacks the player of your choice ((DP)) by wildly flailing a rubber chicken in his or her face.

-If the attack is successful, subtract 3HP and add 20,000 humiliation points onto the opponent

-If the attack is blocked, please discard this card down the throat of the person who caused it to fail.

-Rariety: Not as rare as you may think, but slighty less common than the "Netdroid Giggity" card. The effects are pretty much the same.

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:04 am Post subject:

I reinforce that with...

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Lord Grevious...ly annoying butthead.

-lest parsn whoze crd get, lyk, plyd iz fozeored teh syng teh 'Grevius-is-1337' sung, and, lyk, mst tyk lyk 560270587602625225695069439803 Gigyty Puntzors.

-Rerity: 1337 (Cuz em sozor 1337 ROFLAMOUFEGOUS)

- Also, if you can read that without bleeding out of your eye-sockets, the effect of the card is reversed.

LordPsycho · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:17 am Post subject:

Well I play the card Linuxus!
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-Take away all other player's leet points with you mad skills.

-Take away all internet based cards from anyone who has used a leet card in the last five rounds

-Put Cornelius into the CD-Rom of the Computer

-Fool, you're nothing but a punk script-kiddie, and your not even very good at that!

-Rarity Index (1-Falling)! ((linux is becoming more popular!)

Netdroid9 · Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:39 am Post subject:

Oh, really?

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Steam

- Force all non-Windows users to cry when they realise that their operating system does not, and never will have, full industry support.

- The next card played must be game-related. If the next player does not have a game-related card, place one ANGRY-NUBLET token on their stockpile.