Choose Your Own RP

[GBE]

B) Lawrence jumps onto the shark and flies off

Yes, they flew around for many hours doing the loop the loop, crossig the bridge, the spin-a-roonie and a couple of low level glides. Well, they would have if the shark hadn't been harpooned in the side by a very angry Cornelius clone.

Lawrence was actually dazed and confused, imagining all of this was happening, whilst Cornelius stalked up close towards him, readying the second harpoon when all of a sudden:

A) Addman fell over, causing a huge Earthquake.
B) Cloud's brain finally exploded, and clouded Cornelius' sight (see what I did there..? )
C) Endshultz k.oed Cornelius by amazingly landing on him from a nearby tree...
D) Lawrence enters a battle of wits with Cornelius...

[Nasari]

D) Lawrence enters a battle of wits with Cornie.

A female Kihunter flies down. She sees the two humans glaring at each other, and pokes one of them with her mantis claw. Seeing that the human didn't move, she...

A) Throws a candied woodbeetle larva at him, covering him in strawberry jam.
B) Jumps on him and knocks him over.
C) Mysteriously takes out a lawn chair and ice chest, saying "This will take a while."
D) Belches loudly.

[Somefreakoverthere]

C) Mysteriously takes out a lawn chair and ice chest, saying "This will take a while."

Unfortunatly, Lawrence had an allergy to lawn chairs and ice. He started sneezing and had his toung swell up, makin it uncomfortableto sneeze. He then...

A) Charges at Cornie, how bad can things get anyway?
B) Falls over since Addman had sat down, causeing an earthquake.
C) Starts running about like a sane person would.
D) Does the Can-Can randomly.

[alakin1]

D) Does the Can-Can randomly.

Lawrence decided to dance the Can-Can in order to defeat Cornelius in their battle of wits, however just as he started dancing...

A)A horde of angels and devils have a battle above him, showering him with angelic/demonic blood and bodies.
B)Cornelius falls into a random hole.
C)A stampede of Dojo members rush past.
D)A horde of 3 year old children start dancing around him and Cornelius.

[addman]

B)Cornelius falls into a random hole.

A hole emerges from underneath Cornelius and he is pulled under by some subterrainian mole men. Lawrence stares in disbelief as he sees his half brother pulled underground, into their lair.

"Damn, I'll never get those pants now!" He said to himself, whilst coming up with a plan to retrieve the pants from the mole men's underground chasm. He decides to:

A) Simply climb down the hole and try to navigate the tunnels.
B) Hire a mole guide to show the way down.
C) Hire a digger and dig down until he finds the mole man lair.

[Cloud]

B) Hire a mole guide to show the way down.

"Could you also try and find my half brother's pants?", Lawrence asked.
"Well, when we find the mole men we will have found those pants.", the mole guide said, "Alright, follow me."
"You don't understand, I don't want to follow you; I just want you to retrieve those pants!"

Lawrence's plea went unheard as the mole guide had already descended down into the hole. It was a very slimy hole, the mole guide had said it was because the slime gave off a stench that soothed their kind. He didn't exactly know if the guide was telling the truth or complete gibberish but he humoured him by saying things like 'That's fascinating!' and 'Really? That sounds intriguing'. After about an hour they came to a cross roads, the mole man said they could go a few ways since they all lead to the mole men, it just depending which tribe. Music was coming from one of the tunnels...

A) Go the left way
B) Go the right way
C) Climb back up, it's scary down here
D) Follow the music
E) Follow the green squirrel that just happened to appear and run down a tunnel

[addman]

A) Go the left way

Lawrence chose the left tunnel, so the mole guide began leading the way forward. It felt like they had been walking forever and a day as they passed various objects of interest, such as the Rock Of Wonder, the Stone Of Miracles, and the most famous, The Boulder Of Delightful Orgasms. They passed that one on more than one occasion.

After a short while, Lawrence decided to ask what tribe of moles lived down the left path.

"Why, it's the Tribe Of Friendly Molemen Who Will Shower You With Gifts" He explained. Lawrence was beginning to enjoy his time in the tunnels, until they entered an open cavern and an uncountable amount of Molemen leap out and hold sharpened spears to their throats.

"Oh I forgot. First we have to go through The Tribe Of Terrifying Molemen Who Enjoy Copious Amounts Of Torture, before we reach the nice ones". Lawrence refrained from hitting the Guide and instead decide to:

A) Plead for his life with the masochistic Molemen.
B) Throw the Mole guide at them in hopes that they get distracted enough with him for Lawrence to escape.
C) Run back down the tunnel to The Boulder Of Delightful Orgasms.